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Those beautifu

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

3 tips to break a miro

3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

Calling you a

calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

I"d love to ask

I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.

Why does a stupid

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Karan Johar

Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"

Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

Hanso Khelo

Hanso

Khelo

NAAcHO

Gao

Uchloo

Koodoo

Dunya ki parwa mat kero

Q
K

Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...

i think tum zindgi

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo

aap yahan maze

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

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