Kaha SMS Messages1166 messages

Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh

Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen

shohr:meine Kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen

Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia Kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke Kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

APNI VIDEO
App Mujhay

Aik jaga

Se boht

Payary Lagtay hain ?


Maloom hai Kahan se ?

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Door say
PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..

agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..

Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker Kaha k ..

PAPO ki compart ayi hai
Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia Kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or Kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) Kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se Kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se Kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se Kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne Kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..