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Aik GADHA tha,


Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,

Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..

Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




THE END.


kesa tha?


Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi Kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne Kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:






Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say Kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye Kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".

Kali Mata ne Kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse Kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez Kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha


Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia Kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne Kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?


Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

Kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he Kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..