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''hum gaye the gar un

''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine Kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....

''BAAP:Me

''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon Kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''2 apimy amm

''2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne Kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny Kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawab diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''

''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se

''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se Kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,

''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''

''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad

SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se Kaha:"Beta bazar se dahi la do"
AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren gy es liye burqa pehen k nikla.
Bazar mai aik orat ne us se pucha.
"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?"
Us ne ghabra k Kaha
Nhi to.
Us orat ne Kaha:"daro mat, mai SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon

''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or Kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''

Tum hoti to aisa hota

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo Kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

zindagi main tum buhat gay jaoo gay *

zindagi main tum buhat gay jaoo gay
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jahan bhi jaoo gay
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loog yehi Kahain gain
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chal be chal
AGAY NIKAL !!!!!!!!

Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai

Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai

Oor Dr Jazz ne Kaha Hai Bohat se Sms

Ki Botel charhni Paregi so Plz donate

Much more sms IT''S URGENT It''s in ICU.

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