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1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai

Kya apne Kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k
shoukin.
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

Maine Kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
Jo
sagar
ne Kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne Kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne Kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain
Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin Kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Ek premi ne Kaha prmika se,

men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon

premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho

mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:

Kaha gay thay??

Boy: UssE milne....

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??


SardAr Ne Kaha:

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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->
Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->
Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy
Na Bijli Hy Na Paani Hy
Yeh 2007 Ki Kahani Hy
Na Benazeer Hy Na Bugti Hy
Ye Qatal League Ki Karstani Hy
Allah Better Our 2008. . .
Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI Kaha tha

Mom:Q Kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->
A boy fell in love.

One day he saw her in a park.

He thought ''aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga''

Woh uske karib gia or pyar

se Kaha "chanda" She gave him Rs.20 ;->