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Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!
Hum gaey un k ghar Kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay Kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se Khitab Kerte Huye Kaha K Pakistan Mey Buhat Jald Gurbat Khatam Honay Wali Hai........ Aur Koi Gareeb Nahi Rahe Ga....



















Sach Hi TaU Kaha Hai.....


Kyunki Sarey Garib Tau Mar Jaye Ge....



GEO MUSHARRAF.................
Ye awaaz pehchano,


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Maine awaz pehchanne ko Kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
yeh mere Kahani...??


yeh mere Kahani...??





















bakee kul sunao ga...heheh
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher Kaha,


"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,



Aur hath main hai "LUX"
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha


Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu Kaha:

oh "Red&White"


Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:





:King Size Filter"
Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?




Kya Kaha nahin...




main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>