Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne Kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo Kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA Kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana Kaha milta hai…”??
Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne Kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye
