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Meri prem Kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

wah wah

Meri prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aik ne Kaha:

janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.

Thore se chaval de dain.
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne Kaha.






"SURF EXCEL HENA"
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne Kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain Kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!
Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma garam

wese aap Kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab Kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy

T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy

papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr Kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...


Mein dheray se muskuraya or Kaha
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PONKA...!
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,

Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,

Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,

Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay: