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1 Sardar

1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->

Sardar Found A

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

Sardar ki mah ki

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah Kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

Sardar bus me charha

Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne Kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or Kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

1 sardar k ghar

1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny Kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)

Koi kuch bhi na kahay

Koi kuch bhi na Kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi Kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….

Hindu Poet says:

Hindu Poet says:

Tum mil mila k bhi BABRI MASJID na bacha sake, "MUSALMANO"

Tanha ek HUSSAIN THA sara Islam bacha gaya.
(Guru Krishen)
or aaj k musalmano k lye hi alama iqbal ne Kaha tha
.
Reh gai rasam-e-azan roh-e-bilali na rahi

Reh gaya sirf falsafa, talqeen-e-gazali na rahi
(ALAMA IQBAL)
;->

Kaisi Beeti Raat Kissi

Kaisi Beeti Raat Kissi Se Mat Kehna
Sapnon Wali Baat Kissi Se Mat Kehna
Kaisay Uthay Badaal Or Kahan Takray
Kaisi Hui Barsaat Kissi Se Mat Kehna

Abhi Abhi

Abhi
Abhi

Maine Khawab Mein Alama Iqbal Ko Dekha,

Unhon Ne mujhse Kaha Ke

k

k

k

Soyi Howi Qoam Ko Jaga Do :->

GOOD MORNING..!

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