Kaha SMS Messages1166 messages

"AQAL" kya hoti hai?
Asman ne Kaha: Bahut Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne Kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,
Apne Kaha:Hain............. Woh kya hoti hai?
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke Kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL Kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KahaN MILTA HAI???
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


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Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse Kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->
Mature

Hansa : Mature Matlab ?

Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .

Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha

Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??

Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .

Mujhe Chodd Do . . .

"MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"

Main Chor . . .

Main Chor . . .

Mature

Acha Acha . . .
!i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

Kisi kumzoor lamhe me

Agar me tum se ye keh doon

Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai

Tum ye mat samajh lena

Mein ne sach Kaha ho ga

Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko

Aise dilbar peraye me kehna

Mujhe buchpan se aata hai

Meri aankhein mera chehra

Mera ye besakhta lehja

Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager

Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke

Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai
Ankhon nay Kaha
Mohabbat ansoo ka samandar hai
jo kisse kay intezar may khamoshi say
behta hai

Dil nay Kaha
Mohabbat kisse ko Khamoshi say chahay janay ka naam hai
kay aakhire
waqt bhee Izhar na kiya jay

Naseeb nay Kaha
Mohabbat wala duniya ka khush Kismat tareen insaan hai
Aur jiss kay Dil may Mohabbat nahin
Woh duniya ka Badd Tareen shakhs Hai

Nafrat nay Kaha
Aakhiri Jeet Mohabbat ki Hoti hai
Samandar nay Kaha
Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay Kaha
Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai
Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay Kaha
Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai
Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may
uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay Kaha
Mohabbat eik essa geet hai
Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay Kaha
Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai
Jiss may sara
gulshan mehak uttah h
Ussy Apne Rishtoon Ki Fikr Thi..Wo Jo Mera Waqif-e-haal
Tha..Wo Jo Uss Ki Subhe-e-urooj Thi..
Wohi Mera Waqt-e-zawal tha.. Meri Baat Kaise wo Manta,
Mera Dard Wo kaise jante,Wo tu khud Fana k Safar pe the..
Ussy Rokna Bhi Mahaal tha.. Kahan Jaoge Mujhe Choor kar,
Mein ye Poch poch kar Thak gaya,Wo jawab mujhe Na de Saka,
Wo tu Khud Sarapa Sawal the..Wo MILA jo Sadiyoon Ke Baad Bhi.
Mere Labb pe Koi GILA na Tha,Ussy Meri chup ne Rula Diya,
Jissy Guftagu pe Kamal Tha.....
Jab humne unse pucha sapna kya hota hai to unhone Kaha band aankho mein jo apna hota hai khuli aankhon mein wahi sapna hota hai.....!!!!