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pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

Abhi kahan ho ?

Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi Kahan ho ?

sms kar k tang karta tha

Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar Kaha:"Acha huwa mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"

faraz funny

Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….

Ae Eid K Chaand

Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,

Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,

“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,

Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.

Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo

Mera To Ye Sun Kar Heart Fail Hogya
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FARAZ
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Jab Kam Wali Masi Ny Kaha

Suno Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Krlo..

Dil k Zakham

Dil k zakham lafzon mein Kahan milte hein,

Dil chahe jis ko aise log Kahan milte hein,

Bohat aasan hai Dil tor dena,

Jo dil jorr saken aise log Kahan milte hein.

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko Kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Macher

macher ne 1admi ko
din me kata
admin ne Kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona?
macher bola
zardari ka dor hai
ghar k halat
kharab hein
overtime ker raha
hoon.

1947 ka sms

1947 ka behtareen sms
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Us waqt mobile Kahan tha?
Kabhi to apna dimaagh istamaal kiya karo.

Pyar mein

Meine Kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke Kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.

Aankh Bhar aayi hai

Tumne hi Kaha tha k aankh bhar k dekh liya karo mujhe...,
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Ab aankh to bhar aayi hai par tum nazar nahi aaty.

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