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bomber

1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se Kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.

hahahahaha

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. Kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

pyar

Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne Kaha

Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
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/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,

frnd on his mobile

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. Kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"

papu

Santa: Qutub Minar Kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

Khusra Math ka paper me...

Khusra Math Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
Hotay Hain…

sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka Kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI

Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe.
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Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or Kahain:Yhan Kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.

Aik jagah se

Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...

funny

tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne Kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........

FUNNY

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai Kahan Se ?

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DOOR SE

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