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DUKHTY DILON KE SADA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)….

YANI KHIRAJ-E-SEEL-E-WAFA MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as)

ME SOACH HE RAHA THA ILAJ-E-GUM-E-HIYAAT….

BE SAKHTA KISI NY Kaha MATAM-E-HUSSAIN(as),..
Kisi ne Kaha bachpan ek baar milta hai khoob khel kood karlo. Kahin se awaz aai jawani ek baar milti hy khoob enjoy karlo. Ksi ne Kaha college life ek bar milti hy khoob masti karlo.
Lakin kabhi kisi ne yeh Kaha k ZINDAGI B 1 BAR MILTI HAI apny ALLAH ko Razi karlo
Ek Din Usney Mujsey Kaha
Kia
Tumhey Bhi Mujsey Piyar Hey?
Mey To Ajnabi Sa Ban Gaya
Phir…
DiL Ney Holey Sey Kaha
Ek Aks Naksh Hey Merey Hawas Pey
Ye Sans Chal Rahi Hey Usi Ki Yaad Sey
Usey Daikh Loon
To
Jee Utthon
Bina Uskey Zindagi Ek Khuaab Hey
Wo Shakhs Kia Hey Nahi Khaber
Haan Wo DiL-e-Qarar Hey
Meri Zindagi Merey Ashnaa
Ager Ye Hee Piyaar Hey
To
Sunlo Aj
Haan Mujey Bhi Tumsey PIYAAR Hey
Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
Sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.
Use bhul kar jiya to kya jiya,
Dam hai to use Pakar Dikha,
Likh Patthro par apne Prem ki Kahani,
Aur sagar ko bol- Dam hai to ise mita
kar dikha.

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, Kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

Yaar maachis
Kahan hai?

.

2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi Kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka Kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai Kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
Khaas they kabhi nazroon mein kisi k hum bhi shayad,
Magar nazron k taqazay badalney mein dair Kahan lagti hai