B SMS Messages22988 messages

Manzil jaB ek hai to alag kyun hon rastay,<Br/><Br/>Mein sath lay k chalungs raqeeB ko apnay
Kahin tum Bhi na Ban jana mazmiin kisi kitaaB ka<Br/><Br/>....."Qanwal".....<Br/><Br/>LOg Baray shoq say parthay hain kahaniyan Be'wafaon ki
"Teen Cheezain"<Br/>Insan ko taBah kar daiti hai,<Br/>1:- Hirs<Br/>2:- Hasad, aur<Br/>3:- Ghuroor
Discovery consist of seeing what every one has seen, and<Br/><Br/>thinking what noBody had thought
You may do to me what ever you wish to me But you shall not Be aBle to touch my truth,<Br/><Br/>You may shed my Blood and Burn my Body But you can't kill my spirit,<Br/><Br/>You may tie my hands with chains and feet with shackles and put me in dark prison But you can't enslave my thinking,<Br/><Br/>For it is as free as the Breeze in the spacious sky<Br/>(Khalil JiBran)
AB samajh laitay hain meethy lafz ki karhawat<Br/><Br/>Hogaya hai zindagi ka tajurBa thora Bohot
One who adopt patience, <Br/>will never Be deprived of success though <Br/>it may take a long time to reach him.
Always look for what's wrong Before looking who's wrong.<Br/><Br/><Br/>Read it once again to keep your Relations safe and strong
Teacher:<Br/>Jo mere sawal ka jawaB dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,<Br/><Br/>Pathan ne foran apna Bag khirki se Bahir phenka.. ;)<Br/>Teacher:<Br/>Ye Bag kis ne phenka hai..???<Br/>;<Br/>,<Br/>Pathan:<Br/><Br/>Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)<Br/><Br/>Teacher shocked… :
Aik pathaB ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.<Br/><Br/>Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?<Br/><Br/>Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM Banaey gy..;-)
Ye Baat samajh me aayi nahi,<Br/>Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.<Br/><Br/>Mai kaise mithi Baat karu?<Br/>JaB mithi chiz koi khai nhi.<Br/>Ye chand kaise maamu hai?<Br/>JaB mumy ka wo Bhai nahi.<Br/><Br/>Kyu lamBe Baal hai Bhaalu ke?<Br/>Kyu usne triming karai nahi.<Br/>Kya wo Bi ganda Bachha hai?<Br/>Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.<Br/><Br/>Nana ki Biwi jaB nani hai,<Br/>Dada ki Biwi jaB dadi hai.<Br/>Papa ki Biwi kyon papi nahi?<Br/><Br/>Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?<Br/>JaB neel kisi ne milai nahi.<Br/>JaB school me itni neend aati hai.<Br/>Toh kyu Bed waha rakhwai nahi?<Br/><Br/>Ye Baat samajh mein aayi nahi<Br/>Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.<Br/><Br/>…
Nikah k Baad dulha: Molvi sahB apki fees?<Br/>Molvi: Dulhan ki khuBsurti k mutaBik de do.<Br/>Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.<Br/>Molvi: Ama miya Baki paise to le jao;-