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Aanko me Khushi laBo par hansi,gam ka kahin naam na ho,har SUBAH laye aapke liye itni Khushiya…jiski kaBhi sham na ho<Br/>good morning....<Br/>
Suno!<Br/>Mehsoos karo,<Br/>Badal ki Garaj,<Br/>Bijli ki chamak,<Br/>Barish ki ek ek Bond,<Br/>Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar<Br/>Keh rahi hai,<Br/>**AB toh naha lo..
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?<Br/>The answer is.<Br/>-<Br/>-<Br/>-<Br/>-<Br/>-<Br/>Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi Bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..<Br/>Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…
SharaB Body ko khatam karti hai,<Br/>SharaB samaj ko khatam karti hai,<Br/>Aao aaj iss sharaB ko khatam karte hai,<Br/>Ek Bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik Bht khuBsort jwan lrki ko lift di,<Br/><Br/>Achank rsty main Boht tez tofani Barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,<Br/><Br/>Itfaq sy room B sirf aik he khali tha,<Br/><Br/>Dono so gay or suBha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.<Br/><Br/>MORAL:<Br/>mery sms gandy nahi hoty...
Arz kiya hai…<Br/>Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…<Br/>Gaur farmaiye…<Br/>Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…<Br/>Ki chinti Bhi aB kheech le jaati hai charpai se...
Andheri raat thi<Br/>Wo meray saath thi<Br/>Mai uss kai upper tha<Br/>Wo mere neechay thi<Br/>TauBa tuaBa……<Br/>Aray logon kya samjhe aap<Br/>Wo meri cycle thi..
Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?<Br/>Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?<Br/>Q dil tum se Bt krna chahta hy?<Br/>QK<Br/>“Dil to Bacha hy g”<Br/>or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..
Phochta<Br/>Hai JaB Koi K Duniya Mein<Br/>MohaBBat Hai Kahan?<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Muskura Deta Hon Main<Br/>Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Ki<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Honay wali<Br/>Bahao..
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke Bahane,<Br/>Wo Bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke Bahane,<Br/>Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,<Br/>Jhadu le aayi wo Bandhar Bhagane ke Bahane..
Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho<Br/>Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho<Br/>AB Batao tum kya kisi Bhoot se kam ho..
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai<Br/>Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.<Br/>Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge.<Br/>Are main tumhare nahi<Br/>Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur<Br/>A-V valves k Baat kar raha hoon..