Bharat Ka SaBse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?<Br/>Socho<Br/>Socho.<Br/>Nahi Maloom..!!!!<Br/>Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega..
Nashili aankho se wo jaB hamein dekhte hain,<Br/>hum ghaBraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,<Br/>kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,<Br/>suna hai wo ankho se apna Bana leite hai..
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..<Br/>Nahi Samjhay?????<Br/>Lo Urdu main Parho …<Br/>Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa Bari Aag hai..
Girls are never wrong..<Br/>Just sumtimes<Br/>confused<Br/>childish<Br/>stuBBorn<Br/>senseless<Br/>emotional<Br/>unchangeaBle<Br/>crazy<Br/>stupid<Br/>idiot ‘n even Mad!!<Br/>But,<Br/>Never Wrong..
Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.<Br/>I’m imdad<Br/>Blood group (0-)<Br/>urgently need<Br/>2 Bottles….<Br/>Of<Br/>fanta and coke<Br/>with<Br/>1 large Pizza<Br/>thanx..
3 Important Stages Of Life…<Br/>Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’<Br/>During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’<Br/>After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:<Br/>Perfumes<Br/>Love letters<Br/>Laptops<Br/>Cards<Br/>N95<Br/>After marriage:<Br/>Pain killers<Br/>Loan papers<Br/>Unpaid Bills<Br/>Nokia 1202..
One day l went 2 ZOO.<Br/>So many animals were there.<Br/>(>. .< )<Br/>"v"<Br/>Mouse<Br/>(@v@)<Br/>( "=" )<Br/>Owl<Br/>o(o‚¿o)o<Br/>(!)'(!)<Br/>Monkey<Br/>(@‚¿@)<Br/>"(<>)”<Br/>aaila ! Tum Bhi..
