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Namaz main"RUKU" k Baad or "SAJDEY" se pehle sakoon se seedha khara hona wajiB hai.<Br/>Is halat ko "QOMA" kehte hain.<Br/>Issi trha dono sajdon kjdoon ke darmiansakoon se seedha Baithna Bhi "WAJIB" hai<Br/> Is halat ko "JALSA" kehte hain
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .<Br/>teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
"A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It is where the rich use puBlic transport."
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.<Br/>Banta: Main Bhi!<Br/>Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Itni Si “DUA” Hai K Har Any Wale “Lamhey” Me. <Br/>Tumhari Duniya Me “Roshni” Ho. <Br/>Tumhare Honton Pe “Muskurahat”Ho. <Br/>Tumhari Har 1 “Tamana” Har 1 “Khwahish”. <Br/>Tumhare “Honton” Tak Aany se pahly pori hon. <Br/>Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa” SamBhal K Rakhna <Br/>Bus Tum Apna “KHAYAL RAKHNA”
Andhy ki Biwi ko Behra Bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, aB Batao k gonga andhy ko kesy Bataye ga k us ki Biwi ko Behra Bhaga kr le gya hai.
Behavior is greater than knowledge Because there are many situations where our knowledge may fail,<Br/>But........<Br/>Our Behavior can handle well
Language has a great impact:<Br/>Those who speak rude, can't sell honey,<Br/>But those who speak sweet can even sell chilies
Jis insan ko gussa zayada aata hai wo insan piyar Bhi utuna hi zayada karta hai<Br/>Becoz<Br/>If red is a danger showing colour then red is also the colour of love
Hate has 4 letters' But so does love,<Br/>Enemies has 7, But so does friends,<Br/>Laying has 5, But so does truth,<Br/>Hurt has 5, But so does heal,<Br/>Negative has 8, But so does positive,,,<Br/>Transform every negative energy into an aura of positivity....<Br/>It's your perception that makes the difference in the way you feel Be happy and make others happy
JaB insaan k jism se roh nikali jati hai to wo itni Buri tarah se aawazen nikalta he k sath wala dar k mary mar jaye.