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ALLAH ka diya saB kuch he :-<Br/>Books he<Br/>Notes he<Br/>Time he<Br/>aur hausla to itna he ke…<Br/>jB chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,<Br/>Bus 1 hi Bat ki kami he,.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>“MOOD” Sala Bnta hi ni..
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza<Br/>Band kar leta hai<Br/>to yad rakho<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….<Br/>tum Bhi Bahar se laga kar Bhag<Br/>jao...
LIFE MEANS:-<Br/>6 frnds,<Br/>2 Bikes But no petrol<Br/>exam nite,6 duffers no notes.<Br/>sitting on sea view ,<Br/>6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!<Br/>1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri BhaBhi hai
BOYS Are the most Busy generation<Br/>in the world.<Br/>On Bike 1 hand on clutch<Br/>1 hand on accelerator.<Br/>1 leg on gear<Br/>1 leg on Break.<Br/>1 ear on music<Br/>1 ear on moBile<Br/>1 eye on Road<Br/>1 eye on girl<Br/>Nose on Breath,<Br/>Lips on cigrate<Br/>All tensions 1 Time<Br/>Phir B Log larko ko Farig<Br/>kehte Hain…<Br/>That’s Not fair…
tere hath se mere hath tk ye jo hath Bhar ka he fasla.... <Br/>ise napte ise kat'te meri sari umer guzar gai
Twin BaBies Born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!
Sardar park me Betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje BarBad kia hy aB ma waqt BarBad kr raha hoon.
As nite falls upon the land,<Br/>it is time 2 Zz again.<Br/>With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,<Br/>i”m here to wish U Good Night!<Br/>Sweet dreams, cover Blanket tight"<Br/>
Real friends are not those<Br/>who are always around when everything’s almost perfect.<Br/>They’re the one’s who dig deep when you’re down<Br/>just to pull you up and say,<Br/>"Everything’s gonna Be alright.."<Br/><Br/>Good Night
Difference Between School &<Br/>College:<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>In School If You Were Late,<Br/>You Had To Sit On Back<Br/>Bench..<Br/><Br/>But In College If You Were<Br/>Late,<Br/>You Had To Sit On First<Br/>Bench.. :)<Br/>
Most interesting line written<Br/>on the front of T-shirt of a girl,<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>.<Br/>Excuse me !<Br/>My face is aBove. ;) :p
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES<Br/>ABt PCS & WINDOWS ProBlmz<Br/><Br/>1- My Child Learnd<Br/>MS WORD Nw He Wants<Br/>MS SENTENCE<Br/><Br/>2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE<Br/>But No RE-SCOOTER<Br/>I Need It, As I Owe A<Br/>Vespa Scooter<Br/><Br/>3 – I See MS OFFICE But I<Br/>Need MS HOME, As I Use<Br/>PC At Home<Br/><Br/>4 – Finaly, Howz Dat<Br/>Ur Name Is GATES But<Br/>U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->