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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3627 views Urdu Poetry

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Is Kadar Hum Yaa

Is Kadar Hum Yaar Ko Manane Nikle
Uski Chahat Ke Hum Deewane Nikle
Jab Bhi Use Dil Ka Haal Batana Chaha
To Uske Hothon Se Waqt Na Hone Ke Bahane Nikle

Ye Neend Ki Devi Bhi

Ye Neend Ki Devi Bhi
Ajab Dushman-e-Jaan Hy

Aankho''n Sy Sada Duur
Rahey Raat Gaye Tak ... !!

Janey kab se mai''n teray chehray par

Janey kab se mai''n teray chehray par
Apni Aankhain talash karta hon

Teray hathoon pe apne hathoon ki
Kuch lakeerain talash karta hon

Tujhse be-wajha baat karne ko
Soo daaleelain talash karta hon

Aasmanoo pe dhoondaa tha kabhi
Aab zameen pe tera naam talash karta hon

Haqeeqat-e-mohobat ko jaaney ke liyai
Khuwaab mai raahain talash karta hon

Saada kagaz pe jo nahi likhi
Aisi batain talash karta hon

Thaam leta humain

Thaam leta humain bhi barh ke koi

Haath hum ko koi mila hota

Use maloom hai meri awargi ki sabub kon hai.

Use maloom hai meri awargi ki sabub kon hai.

phir bhi poochta hai tum se bewafai kis ne ki

Mai tasawar bhe judai ka bhala kaisay kron,U

Mai tasawar bhe judai ka bhala kaisay kron,

Mai ne qismat ki lakeeroo se churaya hai tjhe...

Us k tar-q-ta''aluq ka

Us k tar-q-ta''aluq ka sahbab ho ga koi ,

Dil ni manta wo Bay-wafa pahlay say tha.

Sajde dil ke tarane

Sajde dil ke tarane bahut hai zindigi jeene ke bahane bahut hai
aap sada muskurate rehna apki muskurahat ke deewane bahut hai

LOve

I Love You Today
As I Did From The Start.
I'll Love You Forever
With All of My Heart.

dekho pareshan mat hona

dekho pareshan mat hona
kahafa hona,,,hairan mat hona

mujhe mehsoos karna,,per sanam
mohabbat mien veeran mat hona

sath nahi de sakte to
kisi ki jaan mat hona

bhale,,,torr do dil
magar socho?

kisi ki dil aazadi ka samaan mat hona
aaj soch lo?
tum ko hai mera hona

haa jaana tum
mere dil ka armaan mat hona

Shayad Ye SACH Hy

Shayad Ye SACH Hy

K Bicharne Se Koi Marta Nhi

Lekin Ek Din

Maine Phool Ki Tehni Ko Juda Kia Tou

Phool Chand Saanio''n Main Murjha Kar Dum Tor Gya

Tab Maine Jana K Agar Jazbe Sache-o-Belaus Hon Tou

Bicherne Se Koi Bhi Marr Sakta Hy. . .

KIS KO MALOOM THA

KIS KO MALOOM THA
Yonhi chaltay hoay raston main kai hum safer jo milay
Aur bichertay gaay
Aatay jatay hoay mosmon ki tarhan
App hi apni gard e safer hogaay
Na kabhi main nay phir mur ker dekha unhain aur na socha kabhi
Wo kahan kho gaay
Jo gaay,so gay
Phir yah kaisay hoa
Yon hi ik ajnabi,dekhtay dekhtay
Dil main utra,nazar main sama sa gaya
Aur dhanak rang jazbay saja sa gaya
Jaisay badal koi,bay irada yon hi,meri chat pay ruka
Aur bersay bina is per thera raha
Kia tamasha hoa,samnay thi nadi aur koi tashna lab
Is ko takta gia aur pyasa sa raha

Aik lamhay main simtay gi yah dastaan
Kis ko maloom tha!tum milo gay mujhay is tarhan bay guman
Kis ko maloom tha!

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