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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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aye hasile khuloos bata kia jawab doon.

aye hasile khuloos bata kia jawab doon.

dunia yeh poochti hai mai q udaas hoon.

Samajh jAta hoon Lakin

Samajh jAta hoon Lakin dair sE Daoo Paich us k

wo Baazi jheet jata hAi
mEray Chalak hone tAk. . . . .

Meray hatho ko oskay hatho ki esi adat thi, Wasi

Meray hatho ko oskay hatho ki esi adat thi, Wasi

Meray hath kisi or k choonay ko rzaa-mnd na thay.

Bay his hain yahan log

Bay his hain yahan log,
bhala soch k karna.
is dor may logon say wafa soch k karna.
ek bar jo rothay to mna tm na sako ge,

Hum jaise wafadarkhfa soch k karna,
Gul shahkh se bichrey to kahin ka nahi rehta,

Tum zaat meri khud se jud,
soch k karna.........

Wo the pehlu mai,or the chandni raat

Wo the pehlu mai,or the chandni raat
Hamari Zindagi thi bas wohi chandni raat

Ajab chasmak zani thi wisal ki raat
Nazar inki thi or taroon bhari raat

Nigah-e-mast inki k rahe hai
Kahen hoti rahe hai saqi gari raat

Abas hai wada-e-farda tumhara
Mariz ishq ki hai akhri raat

Kisi ne wada-e-farda kia hai
Hume mar kar basar karni pari raat

Tabassum se kisi k ban gaye thi
Meri khilwat sarapa CHANDNI RAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kisi ne kaha tha kisi

~Kisi ne kaha tha kisi se na kehna~

~Lage chot dil pe to Khamosh rehna~

~Jahan chot khana wahin Muskurana~

~Magar is ada se k ro de Zamana.

Tujh se shikwa to nhi mgr ay likhnay walay

Tujh se shikwa to nhi mgr ay likhnay walay

Tu ne mukadar mra bra ajeb likha hai

Umar bhr na mita saky jis se durian

Us shakhs ko dil k boht qreb likha hai.

koi wada nahi hm mai

koi wada nahi hm mai
na apas mai buhat baten
na milne mai shokhi
na akhir shab manajatin
mgr ek kahi unsuni c hai
ajab ek sarkhuroshi c hai
ye sare dilruba manzar
halke sukh ki barsaten
ya gehre dukh ka musam
sabhi ek zid mai rehte hain
mge peham ye khte hain
muhabt yun nahi achi
muhabt yun nahi achi

Khath tho unhe likha jaatha

Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho
Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho
hum aapko khath kaise likhe aab jo humare dil me ho "

Tujhe bholkar bhi na

"Tujhe bholkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yehi ek wada nibha payenge hum, Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

Main us k Haathon mei tha

Main us k Haathon mei tha

Tute hue Sheeshe ki tarha

Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega

Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k

Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi... O_o

Na Jane Kb Tk Teri

Na Jane Kb Tk Teri
Tasweer Nigaho''n Mai Rahi

Ho Gai Raat Tere
Aks Ko Takte Takte

Maine Phr Tasawur K
Kisi Lmhe Mai

Teri Tasweer Pe Lab
Rakh Diye Aahista Se

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