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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3569 views Urdu Poetry

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tujhe bhulne ko ek pal chahaye.

tujhe bhulne ko ek pal chahaye.
wo pal kh jase mout kahte hain log.

wo subha neend se jagay

wo subha neend se jagay to mujh se larney aaye ghalib...

k tum kon hotay ho mere khawabo mein aaney walay...

Woh Chahta Tha Phir

Woh Chahta Tha Phir Bhi Koi Guftago Na Ki
Main Nay Bhi Poochnay Ki Justajoo Na Ki

Tasveer Teri Dekh Kar Ankheein Chaalkh Parein
Hum Nay Teri Ibadaat Kabhi Bay-Wuzu Na Ki

Baithay Rahay Chup Chap Hum Pardah Nasheen K Paas
Musa Ki Tarahan Dekhnay Ki Arzoo Na Ki

Woh Hay Nasha-e-Ishq Ki Lazat Say Bay Khabar
Jis Nay Ye Zindagi Kabhi Nazar-e-Sobo Na Ki

Karta Raha Biyaan Woh Gheroon Kay Samanay
Us Nay Kabhi Shekayat Merey Roo-ba-Roo Na Ki

KyuN Dil Mein Chuppaey Rakhay Hain Hum Nay Raaz-e-Ishq
Ahel-e-Janoon Ki Baat Kabhi Koo-ba-Koo Na Ki

Milta Nahi Hay Us Ko Shahadat Ka Martaba
Rah-e-Kudha Mein Jis Nay Ye Gardan Lahoo Na Ki

Mairay Sabar Ka Na

Mairay Sabar Ka Na Lay Imtihaan Mairee Khaamoshi Ko Sadaa Na Day
Jo Tairay Baghair Na Jee Sakay Uusay Jeenay Ki Too Duaa Na Day,

Too Azeez Dill-o-nazar Say Hay Too Qareeb Rag-o-jaan Say Hay
Mairay Jism-o-jan Ka Yeh Faaslaa Kaheen Waqt Aur Barhaa Na Day

Tujhay Bhool Kay Na Bhulaa Sakoon Tujhay Chah Kay Bhee Na Paa Sakoon
Mairee Hasratoon Ko Shumaar Kar Mairee Chahatoon Ka Silaa Na Day,

Wo Tarap Jo Shula-e-jaan Main Thee Mairay Tan Badan Say Lipat Gai
Jo Bujha Sakay To Bujha Isay Na Bujhaa Sakay To Hawaa Na Day,

Tujhay Gar Mailain Kabhee Fursatain Mairee Shaam Phir Say Sanwaar Day
Gar Qatal Karna Hay To Qatal Kar Yoon Judaaiyoon Ki Sazaa Na Day.

larzish nazar maiN lahjay

larzish nazar maiN lahjay maiN luk''nat ajeeb thei
is awalee''N visaal ki wahshat ajeeb thei

roshaN huwei usi se usi se bikhar gaa''ee
shabnum ko aaftaab se nisbat ajeeb thei

aansoo dee''ay per aankh ko ronay ki khoo na de
aiey badhsa-e-gham ye anaa''yet ajeeb thei

khirki maiN aa k chaand ne jhapki nahi palak
kal shab meray makaa''N maiN suhbat ajeeb thei

sahil pe they tu rait ka jaa''doo tha har taraf
kashti chali tu sajar ki dahshat ajeeb thei

dil maiN na rah sakay jo kahiN tu kahi na jaa''ey
amjad shikast-e-dil ki haalat ajeeb thei

Raah-geero''n Se

Raah-geero''n Se
Tasadum Ka Sabab
Banta Hy ...

Tujh Se Milney Ka
Achanak Hi Iraada
Hona ... :)

Meray Ajnabi ere Aashana

=> Meray Ajnabi ere Aashana Tujhay Harf Harf Mein Dua Likho

==> Agar na Ban Sakon Kabhi Tera To Hayyat Ko Mein Fana Likho

==> Agar Na Ho Dar Mujhe Kuffar Ka To Phir Tujhe Apna Khuda Likho

==> Ye Zindagi Qadam Qadam pe , Teri Yaad Se jawan Rahay Meray Ajnabi Mere Aashana Tujhe Kabhi Na Mai Juda likhoon

Jiss Din Maut Ki Gadhi Me Sona Hoga

Jiss Din Maut Ki Gadhi Me Sona Hoga

Na Koi Takiya Hoga Na Koi Bichona Hoga

Saath Hogi Jaldi Yaaro Ki Yaari

Aur Kabristan Ka Chota Sa Kona Hoga

ajeeb shaks tha kaisa

ajeeb shaks tha kaisa mizaj rakhta tha
sath rah kar bhi ikhtilaf rakhta tha

mai kiu na dad du us kay fun ki
mre hr swal ka phly hi jwab rakhta tha

wo to roshnio ka basi tha mgr
meri andher nagri ka bara hi khyal rkta tha

MOHABAT to thi ussy ksi or se shyd
hum se to u hi hansi mazak rakhta tha!!!

Meri Khamosh Mohabbat

Meri Khamosh Mohabbat Ka
Itna To Sila Diya Hota,
Kabhi Ek Nazar Chahat Se
Dekh Hee Liya Hota

Hum Bhi Tujhe Ishq-0-Mohabbat
Se Aashna Karte,
Bas Ek Baar Apne Dil Mein
Aane To Diya Hota.

Kiya Jata Tumhara Bas
Hamein He Dil Se Khushi Milti,
Apni Zindagi Ki Kitaab Mein
Naam Hamara Bhi Likh Liya Hota.

Dekh Lete Zara Ghor Se Shayad,
Tumhare Haath Ki Lakiron Mein
Hamari Kismat Ka Bhi Diya Hota.
Meri Khamosh Mohabbat Ka
Itna To Sila Diya Hota,

Mera Humraaz Hai

Mera Humraaz Hai Har Rang Ka Mausam Lekin.
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Sham-e-Afsurdah Mujhe Sab Sey Juda Janti Hain.

Main Udaas Rasta Hoo

Main Udaas Rasta Hoo Sham Ka

Mujhe Ahaton Kii Talash Hai

Ye Sitarey Sab Hain Bujhey Bujhey

Mujhe Jugnuon Ki Talash Hai

Wo Jo Ek Darya Tha Aag Ka

Mere Raston Se Guzar Gaya

Mujhe Kab Se Rait K Shehar Me

Barishon Ki Talash Hai

Main Udaas Rasta Hoo Sham Ka

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