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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3807 views Urdu Poetry

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uske honton ko dekha tu

uske honton ko dekha tu meray dil me khayal aya.

wo lafz kitnay nashelay hongay jo inhay chho kar guzarty hongay.

Beinteha pyar karte

Beinteha pyar karte hai hum aap se,
Par ishar na karenge kabhi,
Kuki humne kasam khaye hai ke,
Dubara khud ko ruswa na karenge kabhi

CHup CHaap tamasHa daikHay ga boLa tHa

CHup CHaap tamasHa daikHay ga boLa tHa zamana tHeek naHeen
KHamosH sitaroon ko takna aur aansoon bHana tHeek naHeen
Main jHooti sacHi baatoon se kHud ko beHLa Longeen Lekin
MiLna Hee naHeen to sacH boLo fursat ka bHana tHeek naHeen

Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh Aa K Husraton K Nakoosh, "ANjuM",,,

Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh
Aa K Husraton K Nakoosh, "ANjuM",,,

"Khawabon Main Bhi Terey Milney Ki Faryad Kartey Hain"

Hum To Kitno Ko Mehjabeen

Hum To Kitno Ko Mehjabeen Kehtay
Aap Hain Is Liye Nahin Kehtay
Chaand Hota Na Aasman Pay Agar
Hum kisay Aap Sa Haseen Kehtay
Aap nay Auron Say Kaha Sub Kuch
Hum Say Kuch To Kabhi Nahin Kehtay
Raat Dekha Tha Jate Jate Unhain
Chaand Ko Apna Janashin Kehtay

Tu WOh Zalim Jo Dil Mein Reh

Tu WOh Zalim Jo Dil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Mera Na Ban Saka ''Ghalib''!

Aur Dil Wo Kaafir Jo MuJh Mein Reh Kar Bhi Tera HOgaya~!!

yaa RAAB kaheen se Baijh dE,

yaa RAAB

kaheen se Baijh dE,

Soraj kA saibAan

Badal ki

Aankh hAy

mere kAchAy makaan par.

Janay konse nagar ki cheriaya

Janay konse nagar ki cheriaya

Shaam mundayer pay aa bhati hai

Choonch may aik nazuk si daali

Us per aik sunehra phool

Jasay Ishq safar ki dhool

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Aaj us ne Meri Mohabbat main Kisi ko Shareek kia to Ehsas hoa
...........Ya Rab.............
K tu Shirk krnay walon ko Muaaf ku nahi krta

labo pe aaj unka nam a

labo pe aaj unka nam aa gaya,pyaase k pas jaise jaam aagaya,dole kadam to gire unki bahome jakar,aaj hamara pina hi hamare kaam aa gaya....

Wfa K Rooth Jane Pr

Wfa K Rooth Jane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Kabhi Saajan Manane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Main Lafzon K Samander Mein Mila Deta Hoon Sochon Ko

Phir Un Ki Yaad Aane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Chaman Mein Raqs Krti Hai Sba Jab Phool K Aage

Tu Un K Muskurane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Mujhe Aata Nhi Hai Sh''er Likhna Ek Bhi Lekin

Tumhari Yaad Aane Pr Ghazal Takhleek Hoti Hai... ;->

kisi ki yaad dil

kisi ki yaad dil main hai koi ehsas baqi hai
badalte mausam ke darmiyan ek raz baqi hai

abhi main safar mein hoon mile gi manzil mujhe
magar in raston kay darmian ek sath baqi hai

kahin pe sham dhalti ha kahin raat hoti
abhi to chandni hai chand ki raat baqi hai

chale aao kisi din tum hamara haal bhi dekho
hamara jism murda hai magar aik saans baqi hai

umeed hai phir bhi mile ga wo hamain aik din
khuda par hai bharoosa,khuda ki baat baqi hai

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