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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Ye Saal bhi guzra hy tere Pyar ki manind...

Ye Saal bhi guzra hy tere Pyar ki manind...

"SAQI"

Aatay hoe kuch aur tha,
Jaatey hoe kuch aur..!!

Pine de sharab teri aankho se saaki!!!!!!

Arz kiya hain....
Pine de sharab teri aankho se saaki!!!!!!!!

Pine de sharab teri aankho se saaki????

Pine de sharab teri aankho se saaki???????

Kyunki aab is mehfil me glass ki kami hain. :)

Waqt_E_Gurbat

Waqt_E_Gurbat main jab B koi mushkal muqam Aya

Na to koi GairoN Ny madad nA Apna koi kaam Aya

Baroz-e-Hashar me

Baroz-e-Hashar me
be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT mein,

Wahin sy aaey thy "AADAM" wo mery baap ka ghar hy.

(ALLAMA IQBAL)

Mohabat rog hoti

Mohabat rog hoti hai kaha bhi tha
Rula k kud bhi roti hai kaha bhi tha
Isay tum dil ki dharti ka pata mat do
Yeh us mai dard boti hai kaha bhi tha
Marhala-e-mohabat mai khushi k bad
Ghamon ki rut bahut nazdeek hoti hai kaha bhi tha
Luta kar dil ko ronay say hai kia hasil
Tmhara Ahshk bahut nayab moti hai kaha bhi tha
yeh tum ko sir say paon tak bus rakh kar daygi
bahut bay dard hoti hai kaha bhi tha

Jo nazaro se dur magar dil k pas ho,

Jo nazaro se dur magar dil k pas ho,

Apne liye khas ho,

Sukh-dukh me jiska sath ho,

Dil jiska saaf ho,

Jaise ki hamare liye "AAP" ho.

Pas Rah Kr Judai

Pas Rah Kr Judai Ki Tujh Sy
Door Ho Kr Tujhy Talaash Kiya
Main Ny Tera Nishan Gum Kr K
Apny Ander Tujhy Talassh Kiya

Tark-e-Rasm-e-Dosti

Tark-e-Rasm-e-Dosti
Hargiz Mera Maslak Na
Tha ...

Ittifaqan Dosto''n Se
Raabtey Kam Ho
Gaye... !!!

Kiss qadar kaam barha

Kiss qadar kaam barha deti hain yaadein usski
Neend aankhon se uraa deti hain yaadein usski

Main ne chaha jisko, ussko maalooom bhi nahi
Mujhko aur bhi deewaana bana deti hain yaadein usski

Main bhatakta hoon agar raat ke andhere mein
Hosla aur bhi barha deti hain yaadein usski

Jab uthaata hoon nighahein kisi aur chehre ki taraf
Dil mein ik toofaan uthaa deti hain yaadein usski

jab bhi dil mein hota hai gumaan usski rafaaQat ka
Faasle aur bhi barha deti hain yaadein usski...

Kaash Kushyoon

Kaash Kushyoon Ki Koi Dukan Hoti
Mujhe Os Ki Koi Pehchaan Hoti
Bhar Daite Tumhare Dil Ko Khusyoon Se
Keemat Os Ki Chahe Meri Jaan Hoti

Hum aksar ye samajhtay

Hum aksar ye samajhtay hain
Jisay hum pyar kertay hain
Usay hum bhool bathay hain
Mager aisa nahi hota
mohabbat daimi such hay
mohabbat tehar jati hay
Hamari baat k ander
Mohabbat baith jati hay
Hamari zaat k ander
Mager ye kam nahi hoti
Kisi bhi dukh ki surat mein
Kabhi koi zaroorat mein
Kabhi anjaan se gham mein
Kabhi lehjay ki thandak mein
Udaasi ki zaroorat mein
Kabhi barish ki surat mein
Hamari aankh k ander
Kabhi ab-e-rawan ban ker
Kabhi qatray ki surat mein
Bazahir aisa lagta hay
usse hum bhool baithay hain
magar aisa nahi hota
magar aisa nahi hota
ye hargiz kam nahi hoti...

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