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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta

Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta

Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta

Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ab kissay kahein aur

Ab kissay kahein aur kon sune jo haal tumhare baad hua
is dil ki jheel si aankho main ik khuab bohat barbaad hua
shehar main kitne chehre the kuch yaad nahi
ek shaks kitabo jaisa tha woh shaks zubani yaad hua...

jo amtayaz sham-o-sahar se guzer gaye

jo amtayaz sham-o-sahar se guzer gaye.
kuch ase hi muqaam nazar se guzer gaye.
apni tu hovi tumam kainaat-e-ghum.
du ashak thy jo dedaye ter se guzer gaye.

Meri manzil hai kahin

Meri manzil hai kahin aur tujhe ye khabar to ho, -
Raah men pada koi ab tum pathhar to na ho, -
Tu jaan le iss baat ko ab achhi tarah, -
Izhaar mujhse karne ka koi dil men waham na ho. -

Wo Tou Baarish Ki

Wo Tou Baarish Ki
Boondai''n Dekh Kr
Khush Hota Hy

Us Ko Kia Maloom k
Hr Girny Wala Qatra
Paani Nahi Hota ...

Sab Kuch Milta Hai Is Jahan Mein Amjad

Sab Kuch Milta Hai Is Jahan Mein Amjad
Nahin Milta To Guzra Hoa Pal Nahin Milta

Kartey Rahe’n Ge Younhi Sairab Zameene’n
In Aansoo’n Ko Ab Koi Aanchal Nahin Milta

Ghurbat Mein Mayyasar Kahan Khushion Ki Dilbari
Sehra Mein Kisi Ko Kabhi Baadal Nahin Milta

Kahney Ko Gham Khowar-o-Chara Saaz Hain Bohat
Amlann Kisi Ke Saath Koi Shamil Nahin Milta

Ham Imaan Ki Dolat Liye Shahadat Ke Muntazir
Hamari Safo’n Mein Koi Buzdil Nahin Milta.

Do kadam ab to chala

Do kadam ab to chala nahin jaata humsey..
E chand tu hi merey meet ko yeh paigaam dey...
Te''her gayi hai Tanhaii aakar raat ki tarah,
Zindagi mey meri bhi kuch subaah-shaam dey....

Pyaas jiski sada mai

Pyaas jiski sada mai bhujatha raha
Zahere-katil mujhe wo pila kar gaya

Naaz uski wafa per mujhe tha magar
Teer woh bhi jigar per chala kar gaya

Dhoondta tha kabhi jo mujhe her gali
Aankh wo aaj mujhse bacha kar gaya

Mangta tha sahara jo herdam mujhe
Besahara mujhe wo bana kar gaya

Neend aagosh main jiski aane lagi
Maut ki neend mujh ko sula kar gaya

Aarzoo thi "Yaaro" kisii ki mujhe,
Khawaab mere wahi to mita kar gaya

Zikr unka hi aata hai

Zikr unka hi aata hai mere fasane me,
jinko jaan se jyada chaha hamne jamane me.
Tanhai me unki hi yaad ka sahara mila,
nakamyab rahe jinko hum bhulane me

Us ne mera zakham deikh kr kaha

Us ne mera zakham deikh kr kaha

lao marham laga do.

mai ne kaha

rahne do ye mujhe yad dilate hai k mia zind hun.

such hi manta raha uski sub jhooti baton ko main "ami"..

such hi manta raha uski sub jhooti baton ko main "ami"..

jhoot hi samjha tha jub usne such mai kaha mujhe nafrat hai tum se.

Milne ka waada unke mon se to

Milne ka waada unke mon se to nikal hi gaya

MOHSIN ,,

Hum ne poochi jaga to hans k kaha khawab main aa jana ,,

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