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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Usay kehna agr milna nahi asan

Usay kehna
agr milna nahi asan

to likh bhejay wo kesa ha?

Bohat dino se ye dil udas rehta ha

Tabiyat bhi machalti ha

Kabhi thokr jo lgti ha

Dehan mera najane kyu
usi ki simat jata ha

Usay koi pathar
koi kanta lga na ho

KHUDAYA wo slamat ho

Usay kehna agr milna nahi asan to likh bhejay wo kesa ha?

Marnay k bad meri ye kahani likhna

Marnay k bad meri ye kahani likhna
Kese hui Barbad meri ye Jawani likhna
Ye likhna usay Intizar bahot tha kisi ka
Aakhri saans ki kesay hui Rawani likhna
Jo Qasmain khai thi us ne Piyar me
Un Qasmon ki kya hui us per Mehrbani likhna

Us Se Kehna Hum

Us Se Kehna Hum Mazay Main Hain

Bas Yaadain Bohat Stati Hain

Un Ki Duuri Ka Gham Nahi Mujhe

Bas Zara Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain

Dard Se Kehlna Seek

Dard Se Kehlna Seekh Gaye Hum
Gham Ko Jhelna Seekh Gaye Hum
Kia Bataon Meri Zindgi Ne Kis Qadar Tora Mujhe
K Mout K Saath B Kehlna Seekh Gaye Hum

Pairh ko deemak lag

Pairh ko deemak lag jaey ya adam zad ko Gham...

Donoo''n hee ko Amjad hum ne Bachtay Dekha kam...

Soye jis raat ko hum

Soye jis raat ko hum,hijr mein rote rote
Khwab mein wasl huya ,subah ko hote hote

shama ki tarah se hum raat ko rote rote
Beh gai ansuon mein , subah ke hote hote

Jiske milney ki tammana thi,na paya usko
Ho gai umr bsar , jan ko khotey khotey ......

Mohabbat Muqaddar Hy

Mohabbat Muqaddar Hy Ek Khwab Nahi

Ye Wo Rishta Hy Jis Main Sab Kaamyab Nahi

Jinhai''n Saath Mila Unhai''n Ungliyo''n Pe Gin Lo

Jinhai''n Mili Judai Un Ka KOi Hisaab Nahi

Her sham teri yad ki dastak

Her sham teri yad ki dastak hoti hai mere darwaze par..

pher uski gonjh sahar hone tak jati nahi...

Dua ka toota hua

Dua ka toota hua harf sard aah mein hai
Teri judayi ka manzar abhi nigah mein hai

Tere badalne ke bawajood tujhko chaha hai
Yeh aitraaf bhi shamil mere gunah mein hai

Azaab dega toh phir mujhko khwab bhi dega
Mein mutmaeen hoon mera dil teri panah mein hai

Jise bahar ke mehman khali chodh gaye
Wo ek makan abhi tak makiin ki chah mein hai

Mein bach bhi jaoon toh tanhayi maar daalegi
Mera qabile ka har fard, Qatl gaah mein hai....

Wo Sath Tha To Zamana

Wo Sath Tha To Zamana Tha HumSafar Mera
Magar Ab Koi Nhi Mere Sath Ussay Kah Na

Ussay Kah Na K Bin Usske Din Nhi Katta
Sisik Sisik K Katti Hai Raat Ussay Kah Na

Ussay Pukaraoun K Khud Hi Poanch Jaoun Uske Pass
Nhi Rahe Wo Halat Ussay Kah Na

Her Jeet Uske Naam Kar Raha Hon "SaaMer"
Main Manta Hon Apni HAAR Ussay Kah Na

Hamare Ansoo Pooch

Hamare Ansoo Pooch Kar Wo Muskurate Hain ..
Esi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate Hain ..
Hath Unka Chu Jaye Hamare Chehre Ko ..
Isi Umeed Main Hum Khud Ko Rulate Hain ..

WO Mujhy sy Poch rha tha

Wo MuJ Se PoCh RaHa Ta BaTao KeSa LaGa
TuM AgLeY ZakHam Ko ChoHrO Ye Ghao KeSa LaGa

AjaB SaWaL KiYa AnDhiYon Ne PaaTHoN Se
ShaJaR Se TooTe KaR GiRnA BaTao KeSa LaGa

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