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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3670 views       Urdu Poetry

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Mere Paas Waqt Nahi Hai
“Un Logo Se Nafrat Krne Ka Jo Mujhse Nafrat Krte Hai”
Q k,
Main Masroof Hun Un Logo Me “Jo Mujh se mohabbat Krty Hain”,.
Yu Lagta Hai Ki Sirf Chalte Rahne Ki

Dhun Mein Is Safar Ke Maayne Kahin Kho Gaye Hain.

Bas, Chale Ja Rahe Hain

-Kabhie Aadatan,

Kabhie Majbooran
ek chhoti si nazar wo mujhpay bhi daal day,

ay rab e zuljallal usay itna khiyaal day,

itna bhi kia arooj k wo mill hi na sakay,

wo ho sakay mera usay itna zawal day.
kash k ab k bars wo ye keh dy...

aao k mein tanha hon,teri trha,tery liye....
Ajab Bat Hy Wo Mjsy Khfa B Raha

Wo Dosto Sy Mera Hal Pochta B Raha

Ajeeb Rung Mei Ki Us Ny Guftugo Mjsy

Labon Py Chup Tha Nigahon Sy Bolta B Raha
Wafa jab maslehat ki shawl orhey
Sard raat ka roop dharey
Dil ke aangan main utarti hey
To palkon par sitaaron ki dhanak muskaaney lagti hey
Kabhi khwabon ke an-chuey heowlon sey bhi
An-dekhi si anjaani si khushboo aaney lagti hey
Kisi ke sang beetey, an-ginat lamhon ki zangeerain
Achanak zehan main jab gungunaati hain
Nafas ke taar main sannata sa yakdam cheekh uthta hey
To yun mehsoos hota hey
Hawayen aa ker sargoshi karti hain
"Mohabbat ka tumhain idraak ab to ho gaya ho ga?"
Ye jo bhi zakhm deti hey, kabhi seeney naheen deti
Mohabbat rooth jaaye to, kabhi jeeney naheen deti..
Apno ko jab apne kho dete hai, Tanhaiyo me wo ro dete hai, Kyu in palko par bithate hai log unko, Jo in palko ko aksar aansuo se bhigo dete hai...
Najane Kion Dil Laga Lete Hain Laug
Khud Ko Yuun Hi Saza Dete Hain Laug
Jab Koi Pass Ho To Kadar Nahin Karte
Door Koi Chala Jaey To Sada Dete Hain Laug
Jab Mil Jaey Safar Main Naya Hum-Safar Koi
Per Kion Purani Rafaqat Ko Bhula Dete Hain Laug
Gham Bhi Dete Hain Or Kehte Hain Bhool Jao
Hamari Chahat Ka Ye Sila Dete Hain Laog
Mere Qareeb Raha Phr Bhi Mujh Ko Parh Na Ska
Mera Wajud Tou Mehfuz Ik Kitab Main Tha
Khula Jo Nama-E-Amal Hasher Me Mara
Bus Ek Jurm-E-Muhabbat Mere Hisab Main Tha!
Aaj phir dil hai kuch ashar likne ko
Hai woh mere samne mera pyar likne ko
Hai us ka har harf ahsan mujh per
Hai us ka har ahsan ilzam mujh per
Hai us ka har ilzam khawhish meri
Hai har khawhish azmaish meri
Hai woh azmata har mor par mujh ko
Har mor par jata tanha chaor mujh ko
hai Baat mein us ki itni ghahrai
Har ilzam main lagti hai sachai
Mujhko Ruswa Sar-E-Mehfil To Na Karwaya Kare,
Kash Aansu Meri Aankhon Mein Hi Reh Jaya Kare,

Aye Hawa! Maine To Bas Unka Pata Puchha Tha,
Ab Kahani To Har Baat Ki Na Ban Jaya Kare,

Bas Bahut Dekh Liye Khwab Suhane Din Ke,
Ab Wo Baaton Ki Rifaqat Se Na Behlaya Kare,

Ek Musibat To Nahi Tooti So Ab Is Dilse,
Jis Kayamat Ne Guzarna Ho Guzar Jaya Kare,

Jiske Khwabon Ko Main Aankhon Mein Saja Kar Rakhun,
Iski Khushbu Kabhi Mujhko Bhi To Mehkaya Kare...
Suno !!
Tum say miltay bhi to kaisay miltay''
Go kay manzil door to na thi

Maghar

Kabhi raaston ne bhatkaa diya
Kabhi mousamon ki nazar lagh gayi
Kabhi kisi majboory ki zad main aa gay
Aur kabhi muhabbat hi nahi rahi.. !!!