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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3608 views       Urdu Poetry

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tu mujhe chor ke gaya tu yaqeen aya.

koi bhi zarori nai sanso ki siwa.
Tanha udaas shamo main
ab kiyun phira karoon main
mujhe bhool janay walay
tujhe yaad kia karoon main..
Dil pay ye qyamat karna muskurate huwe rukhsat karna,

Achi ankhen jo mili hai usko kuch to lazim hoga wehsht karna,

Jurm kis ka tha saza kis ko mili kya gayi baat pe hujjat karna,

Koun chahega tumhe meri tarah ab kisi say yun mohabat karna,

Dil ka darwaza khula rakha hai waqt mil jaye to zehmat karna . . .
Kaise Batau Use,

Nahi Isme Koi Meri Khata,

Khel Hai Ye Sitaron Ka,

Ye Chand Tu Use Bata;

Bandish Hai Ye Fizao Ki,

Aa Maangle Khuda se Ek Umar Duao ki
ye fitna admi ki khana weerani ko kua kam hai.

howe tum dost jis k dushman aasman kauon ho..
Socha tha is baar un ko bhool jaen ge

Dekh kar b un ko andekha kar jaen ge

Phir jab jab samne aaye chehra un ka

Socha!!

Is baar dekh lain Agli baar bhool jaen ge.
zaalim tha wo or zulm ki adat b boht thi,
majboor te hum bus se mohabat b boht thi,

Waqif hi na tha rasm-e-mohabat se wo warna,
Dil k liye thori c inayat b bohat thi.
Dil ko aata hai jb bhi khayal unka

Tasweer se puchte hain phir haal unka

wo humse pucha karte thay judai kia hai,

aaj Humari samajh main aaya hai sawal unka
Tere Pyaar Bhari Aankhon Mein Aansoo Achche Nahin Lagte
Chaahe Jitnaa Bhi Roye But Kabhi Sachche Nahin Lagte
Seenay se laga loon to lag jati hai seenay se

Tum se to kahin achi tasveer tumhari hai.
Tujhko Dhoondte Hue

Ek Arsa Hai Beet Gaya,

Aaj Jab Tu Laut Aaya Hai

Mere Paas.

Tujh Mein ''Tu'' Nahin

Koi Ajnabi Hai Samaya.
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