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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3731 views Urdu Poetry

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Yaadai''n Jaag Jati Hyn

Yaadai''n Jaag Jati Hyn

Barisho''n K Mausam Main

Har Ghari Satati Hyn

Barisho''n K Mausam Main

ShaamBhi Kisi Surat

Chain Se Nahi Kat''ti

Subhai''n Bhi Satati Hyn

Barisho''n K Mausam Main

Zehen K Jharokey Main

Jab Koi Sada Ubhrey

Aankhai''n Bheeg Jati Hyn

Baarisho''n K Mausam Main

Kiss Tarah Jeetay Hain

Kiss Tarah Jeetay Hain Hey Loog Bata Doo Yaroo
Hum Koo Bhee Jeeney Kaa Andaz Sikha Do Yaroo
Dard Kaa Naam Sey Waqif Na Jahaan Hoo Koee
Asi Mehfil Mein Humay Bhee To Patta Doo Yaroo

Phir itne mayous q ho us ki bewafai per,

Phir itne mayous q ho us ki bewafai per,

Tum khud hi to kehtay the k wo sab se juda hai.

A chand! Kuch dair zamin pe Aana

A chand!
Kuch dair zamin pe Aana

Aaj ki shab un k ghar ko hai jana

Nazuk sa dil hai unka

Darwaza bary piyar se khat''khatana

Yad rkhna wo tum se b ziyada khubsorat hai

Bas piyar se us ko zra choom k ana

Pochy agr woh aane ki wjah

To kisi choti c baat pe uljh jana

Yad rakhna jadoo hai unki baton me

Wo laakh roken magr tum lot jana!

Ae chand kuch dair zamin pe aana... ;->

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,
MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,
TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,
MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa...

Kash Sapny Haqiqat Hoty

Kash
Sapny
Haqiqat
Hoty
May
Har
Sapny
May
Tujy
Dekha
Karta
Kash
Zindgi
May
Har
Dua
Qabul
Hoti
May
Har
Dua
may
Tujy
Manga
karta
Kash
Zindgi
Wafadar
Hoti
May
Sari
Zindgi
Tery
Sath
Nibhta
Kash
Zindgi
May
Lafz
"KASH"
Na
Hota
Meri
Zindgi
Yaqeen
Par
Guzarti.

SARI DUNYA K MAREEZON

SARI DUNYA K MAREEZON KU SHAFA DAY YARAB

AAJ MALOOM HUA HAY KAY ALALAT KYA HAY

Jinko Suraj meri ChokhAt s

Jinko Suraj meri ChokhAt sAy Mila krta ThA''Ali''

Aaj wo khAirAAt mAin dAitAy hAin UjAlAy mujh Ko

ik rog laga hai dil ko jo,

ik rog laga hai dil ko jo,
be chain bohat hi rakhta hai,
ik shakhs hai ujla ujla sa,
ab sath wo hr pal rehta hai,
kab us se juda hum hoty hain,
wo sans main apni basta hai,
wo shakhs jo apna ho jay,
phr chahai dunia kho jay,
wo shakhs jo jan se pyara hai,
koi kehmde"SIRF HUMARA HAI"

usy meri mohbat pr brosa he na tha.

usy meri mohbat pr brosa he na tha.

mohsin

pher wo q logo ko mri wafaon k hawaly dta hy.

Dil Chahey Wo Koi baat Karey

Dil Chahey Wo Koi baat Karey

Jab Dil K taar Tuutay Hon

Jab Saary Mujh Sy Roothey Hon

Jab Aankhai''n Meri Bheegi Hon

Dil Chahy Wo Koi Baat Karey

Wo Kahey ...

Mere Di Pe Nahi Hy Zor Koi

Mere Dil Nahi Hy Aur Koi

Wo Kahey Main Sirf Tera Hon

Bas Itni Si Baat Karey

Dil ChahtaWo Koi Baat Karey ..

Arzöö-e-Dil Ne Hamay

Arzöö-e-Dil Ne Hamay Diwana Bana Dia,

Röay Na Thay Kabhi Aap Nay Rula Dia,

Hum Nay To Her Waqat Yad Kia Lakin,

Aap Nay Yad Kartay Kartay Zamana Laga Dia.

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