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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Teri dosti hum iss t

Teri dosti hum iss tarah nibahein ge
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manaien ge
Per suno,
maan jana manane se
Warna bheegi palkein le kar kahan jaien ge.

Mumkin nahi shab-o-rooz

Mumkin nahi shab-o-rooz ka aik hona

chahat teri meri deewangi apni jagah
Mumkin nahi shab-o-rooz ka aik hona

Goo kafi nahi pyarr mai lamhoon ka milan
Hota hai ajaam-e-ulfat roohon ka aik hona

Bikhrey hathon ko samait kyon nahi letey
Mushkil buhat hai Urooj-o-zawaal ka aik hona

Aab bhi yaad atey hain beetey hoye pal
Wo zulfon ka bikhrana or nazron ka aik hona

Aik hi hotey hain aksar rastey humarey
ZAROORI NAHIN MAGER, MANZIL KA IK HONA

Meray Mizaj Ki Awargi

Meray Mizaj Ki Awargi Pay Marti Hay..

Main Kya Bataon Wo Ktni Ajeeb Larki Hay..

Wo Janti Hay K Keh Kar Kabhi Nahi Aata..

Magar wo Pher Bhi Mera Intizar Karti Hay..

Wo Janti Hay K Akser Main Jhoot Bolta Hon..

Magar Wo Pher Bhi Mera Aetbar Karti Hay.../

woh sari baatain yaad aati hain us ko

woh sari baatain yaad aati hain us ko

woh subhain,
woh shaamain

wohi zindagi ki musafatain

jinhain gin gin kay guzara kartay thay..

phir jub

haqeeqaton main wapis lout''ta he

toh

muskura daita he,.

aur

sar jhatak kay kehta he..

pagli!!!

Uqba main bhi milay gi

Uqba main bhi milay gi yehi zindagi *Shakeel*.
Marr kar bhi chuth na paayen gai is dard-e-sarr say hum...

Hamain jab Al-wida

Hamain jab Al-wida kehnay lago tow muskra daina..
Sitara sath ker daina..
K rastay mein andhairay bhi tow aein gay..
Kisi harf-e-Dua ka istaara sath ker daina..
Hamain zaad-e-safar ko tumhari yaad ki sogaat kafi hai..
Tumharay sath mein guzra howa pal bhi ghaanimat hai..
kabhi tehray jo rastay mein..
Sunehari yaad ki surat tumhain ham-rah paein gay..
Tow ham tanha kahan hoon gay..
Magar phir bhi..
Hamain jab al-wida kehnay lago tow muskura daina..
Sitara sath ker daina..
Kisi harf-e-Dua ka istaara sath ker daina.. !

Qarar De K Kabhi

Qarar De K Kabhi
Be-Qarar Kerty Ho
Galey Laga K Kaho
Kitna Pyar Kerty Ho

Nazar Nazar Sy Miley
Aur Khumaar Aa Jaye
Labo''n Sy Kuch Na
Kaho Aitbaar Aa Jaye

Ye Dil Tou Bharta Nahi
Chand Mulaqato''n Main
Kitne Tarasty Rahy
Bheegi Bheegi Raato''n Main

Taweel Rasta Kyun
Ikhtiar Kerty Ho
Galey Laga K Kaho
Kitna Pyar Kerty Ho !!

tumam umer karta raha jis

tumam umer karta raha jis ki muhabat ki ibdat..

jub mohabat mali tu meri pass zindgi na rahi

Ajj Bhi Wo Taqdus bhari

Ajj Bhi Wo Taqdus bhari raat mehki howi hai WASi
MAin ksi main koi mujh main dhalta raha chand jalta raha

teri sOOrat ko dekhnAy

teri sOOrat

ko dekhnAy

walaY

apni

Ankhon

se

Pyar

karte hAin

Ham ko maloom hai kaya dast e hinaie de ga

Ham ko maloom hai kaya dast e hinaie de ga
qurb boyen ge to fasl e judaie de ga
aankh neelam ki jism kaanch ka dil pather ka
apny shaahkar ko kon itni safaie de ga

Difference between LOVE & FRIENDSHIP-

Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.
.
.
.
.
.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.

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