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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Garm-e-Hasrat

Garm-e-Hasrat Nakaam se Jal Jatay Hain,
Hum Chiragho ki tarah Shaam se Jal Jatay Hain,
Shama Jis Aag me Jalti hai Nimiash k liye,
Hum usi Aag me Gum-Naam se Jal Jatay Hain........

Usko Chaha to mohabbat

Usko Chaha to mohabbat ki samaj aayi Faraz

Warna is lafz ki tareef suna kerte they.

Mohabbat agar dard hai

Mohabbat agar dard hai toh bhi seh leenge hum,
Tere liye sanam dard-E- mohabbat se jee leenge hum.

aaj hum unhe bewafaa

aaj hum unhe bewafaa bata kar aaye hai,
unke khato ko pani mein baha kar aaye hai,
koi nikaal kar padh na le unhe,
isliye pani mein bhi aag laga kar aaye hai

Pucha Kisi Ne Haal Kisi

Pucha Kisi Ne Haal Kisi Ka To Ro Diye
Pani Mein Aks Chand Ka Dekha To Ro Diye

Nagma Kisi Ne Saaz Par Chera To Ro Diye
Gancha Kisi Ne Shakh Se Tora To Ro Diye

Urdta Hoa Gubar Sar Rah Dekh Kar
Anjaam Hum Ne Ishq Ka Socha To Ro Diye

Badal Faza Mein Aap Ki Tasveer Ban Gi
Saya Koi Kahyal Se Guzra To Ro Diye

Rang-e-Shafq Se Aag Shagofon Mein Lag Gi
Mubeen Sagar Hamare Hath Se Jahlka To Ro Diye

UDAS SHAMAIN UJRE R

UDAS SHAMAIN UJRE RASTAY KABHI BOLAIN TO LOOT ANA…
KISE KE ANKHOON MAIN RUTJAGOON KAY AZAB AEEN TO LOOT ANA…
JO SHAM DALTAY HI APNI APNI PANA GAHOON KO LOT`TAY HAIN
AGAR WO PANCHE KABE KOEE DASTAN SUNAEEN TO LOOT ANA..
NAY ZAMANY KA KARB ORAAYE ZAEEF LAMHAY NADHAL YADAIN
TUMARAY KHAWAB KAY BAND KAMROON LOT AEEN TO LOOT ANA..
MAIN ROZ YOON HI HAWA PA LIKH LIKH US KI TARAF BEJTA HOON
KE ACHAY MOSAM AGAR PAHAROON PAY MUSKORAIN TO LOOT ANA..
AGAR ANDHEROON MAIN CHOR KAR BHOOL JAIN TUM KO TUMARE SATHEEE
AUR APNI KHATIR APNAY APNAY DIYAY JALAIN TO LOOT ANA..
MEREE WO BATAIN TO JIN PER BAY AKHTIYAR HANSTI THI KHILKHILA KAR
BICHARNAY WALAY MERE WO BATAIN KABI RULAIN TO LOOT ANA..

Uske Nazdeek Gham

Uske Nazdeek Gham-E-Tarq-Wafa Kuch B Nahi
Mutmaeen Aise Hain Wo Jese Hua Kuch B Nhai
Ab To haton Ki lakeerain B Miti Jati Hain
Usko Kaho Mere Pass Bacha Kuch B nahi
Mein To Iss Waste Chup Hoon K Tamasha Na Bane
WO Samjhta Hai Mujeh Uss Se Gila Kuch B Nhai Hai

Andar Lagi thi Aag Magar

Andar Lagi thi Aag Magar Be khAbar thAy LOG.

jalay howAy makaan k Bahir dowAAn tak nA tha.

Jighar ho jaatega chhalni

Jighar ho jaatega chhalni ye aankhein khun royeingi

WASEE! Bay faiz logo se nibah kar kuch nahi milta!

Karni mujhe khuda se

Karni mujhe khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai,hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai,maut aayegi to keh denge zara ruk abhi maray dost se ek mulakat baki hai.

Zikr-e-shab-e-firaq se

Zikr-e-shab-e-firaq se wehshat usay bhi thi
Meri tarah kisi se muhabbat usay bhi thi

Mujh ko bhi shauq tha naye chehroon k deed ka
Rasta badal k chalne ki adat usay bhi thi

Us raat dair tak wo rahaa mahv-e-guftagu
Masruf main bhi kam tha faraaghat usay bhi thi

Sunata tha wo bhi sab se puraani kahaniya
Taza rafaqaton ki zarorat usay bhi thi

Mujh se bichhar ke sheher main ghul mil gaya wo shakhs
Halan k sheher bhar se raqabat usay bhi thi

Wo mujh se barh k zabt ka aadi tha, jee gaya
Warna har ek saans qayamat usay bhi thi

Asrar na jaan khud ko nakam k bad-zauq
Wo mana nahi par tujh se muhabat usay bhi t

Mujhe Teri Batain Tera

Mujhe Teri Batain Tera Qissa Acha Lagta Hai
Tujhse Mera Jo Rishta Acha Lagta Hai
Tere Saath Jo Guzre Bas Wohi Pal Hain Mere
Hana Mujhe Wo Apni Hayat Ka Wo Hissa Acha Lagta Hai

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