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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3925 views Urdu Poetry

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Hum Na Samjhe Thay

Hum Na Samjhe Thay Teri Nazroâ€™n Ka Taqaza Kia Hai
Kabhi Jalwa Kabhi Parda Ye Tamasha Kia Hai

Mujh Ko Madhosh Sa Kr Rakha Hai Teri Aankhon Ne
Werna Saaqi Tere Maikhaane Main Rakha Kia Hai

Dekh Le Laila Tere Majnu Ka Kaleja Kia Hai
Khaak Main Mil K B Kehta Hai Bigra Kia Hai

Ye Suraahi Sa Badn Le Ker Maire Saamne Na Aa
Main Sharabi Hoon Sharabi Ka Bharosa Kia Hai

Apne Honton Ko Maire Honton Se Chonay Na De
Ek Do Ghoont Se Botal Ka Bigarta Kia Hai

jo amtayaz sham-o-sahar se guzer gaye

jo amtayaz sham-o-sahar se guzer gaye.
kuch ase hi muqaam nazar se guzer gaye.
apni tu hovi tumam kainaat-e-ghum.
du ashak thy jo dedaye ter se guzer gaye.

meri taqdeer may ruswayi agar likh di hay

meri taqdeer may ruswayi agar likh di hay
phir mujhay apni muhabbat may hi ruswayi day

zindaGi to Apne hi Qadmm

zindaGi to Apne hi Qadmm pe chalti hY FARAAZ

Auron k saharaY To JanazaY Utha karte hain.

Kash mein ek shaayar

Kash mein ek shaayar hota,
kaash yeh dil ki baat kehpaata,

Labon tak aake ek baat ruk gayeethi,
zindgiki yeh daastan waheen tham gayeethi,

kaash who mere dilke ashk sun pateee,
kaash mein ek shayar hota.

WO Baat Baat Pe Deta

WO Baat Baat Pe Deta Tha Mujhe Parindon Ki Misaal
Saaf Saaf Nahi Kehta Ke Mera Shehar Chor De

us k sub jhoot such sahi mohsin...

us k sub jhoot such sahi mohsin...

shart itne hai wo bole to sahi...

meri Deewangi par i

meri Deewangi par is Cadar hairaan Hotay ho..!!

mera Nuqsaan To Dekho; "Mohabbat Gumshuda Meri"..!!

Badal sa gaya kuch,

Badal sa gaya kuch,

na rahe ab wo hum,

Kho gaye khayal,

toot gayi hai qalam,

Chalte-2 liya wqt ne yoon mod,

Ja rahe the kahin,chal diye kahin hum.

Ye dil bholaata nah

Ye dil bholaata nahi hay muhabatin uski
Pari hoi thee mujhay kitni aadatain uski
Ye mera sara safar uski khoshboo main kataa
Mujhay to rah dekhati thee chahatain uski

Koi naaz tha jo raha

Koi naaz tha jo raha nahi,

Koi khayaal tha jo kaha nahi,

Koi aarzoo thi dabi dabi,

Koi bojh tha jo hatta nahi,

Kisi morr pe to woh milay mujhay,

Koi morh aysa bana nahi...!

Koi to Aisa Hua Kare

Koi to Aisa Hua Kare Jo Mujhe Dekh Dekh Ker Jiya Kare
Jo Meri Khushi Main ho KhusH Sada
Mere Gham Main mera Dukh Saha Kare
Jo UthAy Kabhi Haath wo, Mere Liye Hi Dua Kare
Main bhi To Ek Kitaab Huun
Mujhee Chupke Chupke Parha Kre
Khuda Se Mujh Ko Wo Maang Le
Ho Dua Poori Khuda Kare

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