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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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WO Saath Mere Behta

WO Saath Mere Behta Hua tha
Per Kisi Aur Ke Kareeb Tha
Wo Apna Sa lagne Wala
Kisi Aur Ka Naseeb Tha

Yoon To Duniya Dekhne Mein

Yoon To Duniya Dekhne Mein Bohat Khush Rang Thi _ _ _

Kabar Mein JaTE Hi Is Ki HaqIqat Khul Gai _ _ _ ;->

aan hai mujhko

aan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

yeh rakh rakhao muhabt sikha gayi hai use..

yeh rakh rakhao muhabt sikha gayi hai use..

kah wo roth k bhi mujh se muskura k milta hai..

Is Anjnabi Duniya Mein

Is Anjnabi Duniya Mein,Akela Ek Khawaab Hu
Sawaalo Se Khafa,Chhota As Jawaab Hu
Jo Na Samjh Sake,Unke Liye “KOUN”
Jo Samajh Chuke,Unke Liye Kitaab Hu
Duniya Ki Nazar Mein,Jaane Kyu Chubha As
Sabse Nashili Aur Badnaam Sharaab Hu
Sar Uthakar Dekho,Wo Dekh Raha Hai Tumko
Jisko Na Dekha Usne,Wo Chamakta Aaftab Hu
Dil Se Poochoge,To Dard Ka Sailaab Hu

Dukh Hoon Dard Hoon

Dukh Hoon
Dard Hoon
Saaz Hoon

Ya Beetey Dino''n Ki
Awaz Hoon

Main Jo Kuch Bhi Hoon

Jo Koi Bhi Hoon

"TUM BIN"

Udaas Hoon ....

Bari Bechainii Basti

Bari Bechainii Basti Hai kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Ye Duniya Mujh Pe Hansti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Koi B Pal nahi Guzara Jo Ho Teri Yaad Se Khali
Tanhai Mujhko Dasti Hai Kabhi Milne Chale Aao
Bari Muddat Guzar Giye Tera Didar Na Hua
Meri aankhain Tarasti Hain Kabhi Milne Chale Aao

Arzöö-e-Dil Ne Hamay

Arzöö-e-Dil Ne Hamay Diwana Bana Dia,

Röay Na Thay Kabhi Aap Nay Rula Dia,

Hum Nay To Her Waqat Yad Kia Lakin,

Aap Nay Yad Kartay Kartay Zamana Laga Dia.

Kisi Aur ko mErAy haal

Kisi Aur ko mErAy haal se nA Gharz hy nA koi wasta

mAin bikhAr Gaya hoon smait lo,mAin BighAr Gaya hon,sAnwAr Do

us zakham k bharne mai

us zakham k bharne mai kuch dair to lagti hai....

jis zakham mai shamil ho apnon ki inayat...

"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki

"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki Nazroun Mein Aa Jaata...!

"Kamal Ki Sooch Thi Uss Ki, Us Ny Piyar Kiya Aur Chhor Diya..."

USS ko chaha bhi to

USS ko chaha bhi to izhar na karna aaya

kat gai ummr hamen piyar na karna aaya

uss ne manga bhi "agar" kuch to "judai" mangi

or hum thy kay hamen inkar na karna aaya

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