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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3656 views Urdu Poetry

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youn bhi chajatey ho

youn bhi chajatey ho mere hawason per aksar

main tere diye sab dard bhool jata hoon

haath kaaNTon se kar

haath kaaNTon se kar liye zaKhmii
phuul baalon mein ik sajaane ko

aas kii baat ho ki saaNs ''Ada''
ye Khilaune hain TuuT jaane ko

kyun na gharoor karte mein apne ap pe..

kyun na gharoor karte mein apne ap pe..

mujhe us ne chaha jis k chahne waly hazaron thy.

rafta rafta bujh gya aakhir chragh-e-arzu,,,

rafta rafta bujh gya aakhir chragh-e-arzu,,,

pehlay dil khamosh tha ab zindagi khamosh hy,,,,

Teri yaad bhi ek

Teri yaad bhi ek beeta hua kal hai,
Jise bhula na paun aisa wo pal hai,
Kabhi mere dil ki gehraiyo se guzar kar to dekh,
Mere wajood se juda tera har pal hai.

gam tu is ka hai k w

gam tu is ka hai k wo ahad e wafa toot gaya...

bewafa koi bhi ho,tum na sahi,hum na sahi...

Aziyyat , maseebat , mlamat , balaein

Aziyyat , maseebat , mlamat , balaein
Tere ishq mein hum ne kia kia na dekha

Ro Ro kay pocha mujh sy marey Aansoun nay

Ro Ro kay pocha mujh sy marey Aansoun nay

tu apni kismat main aur kitney Gham Rakhta hai

Teri Khawish Us Waqt

Teri Khawish Us Waqt Bahut Tarpati Hai
Sawan Me Koi Boond Jab Bikhar Jati Hai
Meri Ruh Bhi Tarapne Lagti Hai Us Pal
Jab Thandi Hawa Teri Gali Se Guzar Kar Aati Hai

Kal raat jane kya

Kal raat jane kya howa...
Kuch dier pehle neend se...
Kuch aask milne aagaye...
Kuch khawab bhi tote howe...
Kuch log bhi bhoole howe...

Kuch rasta bhatki hoi...
Kuch gard mien lipti hoi...
Be rabt se sochien kai...
Bhooli hoi batien kai...

Ek shaks ki yaadien kai...
Phir dier tak jaga raha...
Sochon mien gum betha raha...
Ungli se thande farash per...

Ek naam bus likhta raha...
Kaal raat he wo raat thi...
Kuch dier pehle neend se...
Main dier tak rota raha...

Agar Hum Kahain Aur

Agar Hum Kahain Aur Wo Muskura Dein
Hum Un K Liye Zndagi Luta Dein

Har Ek Mor Par Hum Ghamon Ko Saza Dein
Chalo Zindagi Ko Mohabbat Bana Dein

Agar Khud Ko Bhoole Tou Kuch Bhi Na Bhoolay
K Chahat Main Un Ki KHUDA Ko Bhula Dein

Kabhi Gham Ki Aandhi Jinhain Choo Na Paye
Wafao’n K Hum Wo Nasheman Bana Dein

Qayamat K Deewane Kehte Hain Hum Se
Chalo Un Chehre Se Parda Hata Dein

Saza Dein Sila Dein Bana Dein Mita Dein
Magar Wo Koi Faisla Suna Dein

Yunhi kisiki yaadmein rona fizul

Yunhi kisiki yaadmein rona fizul

hai, itne anmol ansu khona fizul

hai, rona to unke liye jo humpar

nisar hai, unke liye kya rona

jinke aashiq hazar hai…

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