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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3862 views Urdu Poetry

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" YAI DIN !!!!!

" YAI DIN !!!!!

Andheri raatein
Andhere din
Yara tere bin !!
Kis tarah guzre gi zindagi
Shayad kise din
Ho takrao hamara tumhara
To mei bhi tum se poucho
Kahan gai wo waday
Kahan gai wo qasmein
Jo tum subah shaam kerte thay
Kis tarah kati kis tarah guzri
Tumhare subah, shaam, raat aur kis tarah
Guzre mere bin tumhare din !
Is aas pay pouchon ge yai sawal
Kay shayad !!!
Tum keh do kay udaas raha sare raat
Sare sham, sara din
To is jawab per mei khush khush guzaron
Subah, sham, raat
Aur shayad zindagi kay sare din
Bus itna yaad hai
Duaa to na jane kon si thee
Zahen mei nahi
Bus itna yaad hai
Kay do hatelian mile hoi thee
Jis mei aik mere thee aur aik tumhare

Ik raat khuwab mein mein nay

Ik raat khuwab mein mein nay
Chand say poocha chupkay se
Aaj mujhay ek baat batao
Apnay dil ka haal sunao
Kya hai koi aisa
Jo tumko acha lagta ho
Dil k pas jo basta ho
Chand ne tera naam lia
Mein ne dil ko thaam lia
Jab se dekha hai yeh sapna
Tab say chand raqeeb hai apna

mana k teri deed k

mana k teri deed k kabil nhn hain hum ....

tirshi nazar say dekh magar dekh to sahi....

Har darkhan k sath dil

Har darkhan k sath dil
tera naam leta hai,

Tera khayal meri tooti sansoon ko tham leta ha,

Jab bhi tanhaeyan
Satati hai,

Tera tassawor mera haath thaam leta hai.>

Tumhy agar roth kr jana

Tumhy agar roth kr jana hai tu bin btye chale jana.

bata k jao ge tu hum khud ko sanbhal na payen ge.

KyuN bAr bAr tuJh kO

KyuN bAr bAr tuJh kO MoHoBBaT JAtAon mAin,
BeHtAr hAi aB yEhi K TuJhE BHOOL jaOn mAin..

WaqiF tErE sAluq sE SArA jAhAn hAi,
PhiR Kyu ziNdAgE kO oR TAMASHA bAnAo mAin..

NaFrAt kA eK bAr iZhAr To kArEn sAri umAr Jo uN kO SURAT diKhOn MÄiN..

HaSrAt bhAri nigAh kA KOi sAbAb tO hAi,
Tu hAaLe diL tO pUch KAhiN MAR nA jAoN mAin..

GhAm kA mErE iLaAj jAb tU bHi nA kAr sAkA,
PhiR kYu nA iS JAHAN sE piChA CHURAON mAin...

HAI YEA ISHQ ITNA RULATA

HAI YEA ISHQ ITNA RULATA HAI SATATA HAI
FER BHI SABHE KO BHATA HAI
AIE KHUDA KISIKO ISHQ NA HOYE YEA DUA KARTA HU
KUE K MAIN BHI KISI K LEYE AB BHI ROTA HU

KOI PUCHE
KOI POCHE KYA HUA US HASEN SI LADKI KON HAI
OR MAIN KAHLI GUzRE LAMHO KO HI YAAD KARTA RAHETA HU
WOH BHI TO SAYAD TADAP RAHI HOGI
ROTI BHI HAI SAYAD LEKIN BARES MEIN KISIKO KANOKAN KHABAR NA HOGI

Kaha Tum Ne Likho Mujh Ko

Kaha Tum Ne
Likho Mujh Ko

''''Mohabbat'''' Kia Hy
Jaana''n ... !!!

''''Mohabbat'''' Zindagi k
Haath Main

Ek Reshmi Pal Hy

''''Mohabbat'''' Saans
Lene Ka Amal Hy ...

Aik din us nay mujsy pochha: kia mujhy bhol jao

Aik din us nay mujsy pochha: kia mujhy bhol jao gay?
Main ny kaha...

Tum ny dehki nahi phoolon ki wafa??
Wo jis py khilty hain usi par murjha jatay hay.

Zindgi kuch bhi nahi

Zindgi kuch bhi nahi fir bhi jiye jate hai.n
tujhpe e waqt hum ehsan kiye jate hai. . .

Achhi lagi Tumhari

Achhi lagi Tumhari baate,
jo chupke se kuchh keh gaye,
TUM to samaye ho mere sanso me,
Ninde bhi uda rahe ho meri palko se,
TUM to jaan ho mere DIL ki,
Arman ho mere zindagi ki,
jo mehsoos kar raha hun me sadiyon se,
Tumse tumhi ko chura raha hun me chupke se..

Wfa K Rooth Jane Pr

Wfa K Rooth Jane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Kabhi Saajan Manane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Main Lafzon K Samander Mein Mila Deta Hoon Sochon Ko

Phir Un Ki Yaad Aane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Chaman Mein Raqs Krti Hai Sba Jab Phool K Aage

Tu Un K Muskurane Pr Ghazal Takhleeq Hoti Hai

Mujhe Aata Nhi Hai Sh''er Likhna Ek Bhi Lekin

Tumhari Yaad Aane Pr Ghazal Takhleek Hoti Hai... ;->

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