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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     4244 views       Urdu Poetry

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Nazar me ZuLmat badan main thandak
Jamal kitna ajeeb sa tha,
Mian us ki chahat me ghar se nilka tu
Haal kitna ajeeb sa Tha,
Na main ney osay khatoot likhe
Na os ney meri panah chahi,
Dono ko apni bey khudi pe
Malal kitna ajeeb sa tha,
Wo apni raton me chand dekhe
Main apni raton main os ko souchon,
Badalte lamhon me souch ka yeh
Visaal kitna ajeeb sa tha,
Safar akelay he kaat lo gey
Main ne poucha tu ro diya wo,

Jawab kitna ajeeb sa tha
Sawal kitna ajeeb sa tha.......
janay kion rung-e-baghawat nahi chupnay pata
hum to khamosh bhi hain sar bhi jhukaye hoyay hain
vo log bohut Khush-qismat thay
jo ishq ko kaam samjhtay thay
yaa kaam say aashiqii kartay thay
ham jiitay ji masruuf rahay
kuch ishq kiya kuch kaam kiya

kaam ishq ke aa''ray aataa raha
aur ishq se kaam ulajhta raha
phir aaKhir tang aakar hum nay
donon ko adhuuraa chhorr diya
na suno gar buraa kahe koii
na kaho gar buraa kare koii

rok lo gar Galat chale koii
baKhsh do gar Khata kare koii

bak rahaa huu’N junuu’N me’n kyaa kyaa kuchh
kuchh na samajhe Khudaa kare koii
guzarish hai aaj kuch kah lyny do,,
mujhy mairi dunia main jee lyny do,,
brra hi kathen hai ye rasta,,,,,
mujhy mairi rahoon pe chal lyny do,,
brri purfraib hain nigahain ye sari,,
zrra khud ko en se bcha lyny do,,
mairy lafz lafz main zehar bhrra hai,,

brri tallakh dastan hai suna lyny do,,
jo taana bani hai mairi zindagi tou,,
esy b dharknoon main bssa lyny do,,
kabi rakh ban k na bikhron gi hergiz,,
zrra shama ban k tou jal lyny do,,
mairi nazer main khab hain na manzil,,
tanveer chunaaoo kisi ka tou kr lyny do,,
aa jata hai milney wo taswar main sar-e-shaam

ek shakhs ki itni c inayat b bahut hai...

aisa na ho kay hum bhool jaay
door aitna na rahoo hum say

aisa na ho kay hum badal jaay
rothay aitna bhi na rahoo hum say

ais na ho kay hum nafrat samajh lay
chup aitnay bhi na rahoo hum say
Mene chaha use or chaha boht..
ye alag baat he dil jalaya boht.
woh barabar mujhe yaad aata raha....
go k mene use bhulaya boht.
kyun he aisa koi to bataaye mujhe..
door jo b gaya pass aaya boht.
dil labrez he us ki mohabbat se...
jis ne har pal sataya boht.
kya kahoon jo na dil se ye dil mil sake..,
apni koshish se in ko milaya boht.
apne mehboob se mujh ko shikwa nai...
is zamaane ne mujh ko sataya boht.
maan le is haqeeqat ko ab tu Pradeep..
jo he apna wohi he paraya boht..!
Apni khushiyan luta kar tujh pe kurban ho jaon,

kash kuch din tery shehr main mehman ho jaon,

Tu apna nayab DIL mujh ko de day aur phir mangay,

Main mukar jaon aur bey-imaan ho jaon,

Tu mujh pe sitam karay har kisi ki tarha,

Main teri is ada par b meharban ho jaon,

Tu mery paon k nichay se zameen

kheench layaur main tera aasman ho jaon

Tu mujhse door door bhagti phiray,

Khuda koi mujzaa karey aur main tera NAAM ho jaon...
"Uska Hans Kr Nazar Jhuka Lena

"Saari Shartain Qab0ol H0n Jaise

"Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Kham0shi

"Saari Batain Faz00l H0''n Jaise... O_o
humsafar Chahiye Hajoom Nahin,
ek Musafir Bhi Qafla Hai Mujhe,

Tou Muhabbat Se Koi Chaal To Chall,
Haar Janay Ka Hosla Hai Mujh Mein.
Kabhi dil na mera liya hota
Ya wada hi na kiya hota
Dena mujhe jo zakhm tha
Itna gahra to na diya hota

Kiska gunaah kahain isko
kis kambakht se gila hota
hota khuda hi meri taraf
ya sanam na bewafa hota

iska bhi koi hisaab hai
rishta koi to raha hota
Jab ashk hi bahe the to
ye dil bhi bujh gaya hota

"Meri aah sun ke wo bola
GHam-e-zikr kyun kiya hota
dard-e-dil ku''redne se to
behtar tu mar gaya hota"