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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3954 views Urdu Poetry

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Pyaar aapka meri

Pyaar aapka meri aankkhon mein chalakta hai
Sun kar aapke dil ki baatein,dil mera dhadakta hai..
Aapko yaad hum kaise karein mere mehboob
Ke kaunsa pal hai jab ye dil aapko bhoolta hai..

iShq Kii Daastaan Hai Pyaare,

iShq Kii Daastaan Hai Pyaare,
Apani Apani Zubaan Hai Pyaare

Ham Zamaane Se iNtaqaam To Len,
Ek Hasiin Darmiyaan Hai Pyaare

Tu Nahin Main Hun, Main Nahin Tu Hai,
Ab Kuch Aisa Gumaan Hai Pyaare

Rakh Qadam Phunk Phunk Kar Naadaan,
Zarre Zarre Men Jaan Hai Pyaare.

Mana K Mere Ishq Me

Mana K Mere Ishq Me Dard Nahi Tha,

Pr Dil Mera Bedard Nahi Tha.

Hoti Thi Meri Ankho Se Nir Ki Barsat,

Pr Unke Liye Anshu Or Pani Me Koi Fark Nahi Tha.

naaz karne ka tujhe haq hai..

naaz karne ka tujhe haq hai..

hum jese dost bhi muqaddar se milte hain..

Itney qareeb say guzar

Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai
Andaaz be rukhi kay num kar gaya hai
Mayat pe mari kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai
Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya hai
Aana mari kabar par aur parna phir Fatiha
Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai.

mujhse ki musaafir

mujhse ki musaafir ne raastay mein sargoshi

kabse dhoondta hon mein, aur khuda nahi milta

Nazar ki dhoop may s

Nazar ki dhoop may sayy ghulay hain shub ki tarhan
May kub udaas nahin tha magar na aub ki tarhan

Phir aaj shehray tamanna ki rehguzarown say!
Guzar rahay hain kai log rozo shub ki tarha

Tyjhay to may nay bari aarzoo say chaha tha
Yay kia k chor chala tu bhi or sub ki tarhan

Fasurdgi hay magar wajaay ghum nahi maloom
k dil pay bojh sa hay ranjay bay sabab ki tarhan

khilay to aub bhi gulshan may phool hain laikin
Na meray zakhum ki surat na teray lub ki tarhan

Meray nazdeek aa k dekh

Meray nazdeek aa k dekh meray ahsas ki shiddat"MOHSIN",

Mera dil kitna dharakta hai teray naam k sath..

her ik mausam main roshni

her ik mausam main roshni si bekhairtey hain sagar

tumharey ghum ke charagh meri udasiyon main.

tum mil jaate

tum mil jaate
phir kho jaate
to kuch tera gam bhi hota
mile nahi to
khona kaisa
teri yaad mai
rona kiasa

Mujhay Likh kar Kahin Mehfooz kar lo Mohsinu

Mujhay Likh kar Kahin Mehfooz kar lo Mohsin

Tumhari Baaton say Nikalta Ja raha hoon Main.......!!

Usay kehna usay hum

Usay kehna usay hum yad kartay hayn,Diyey jeb shaam ki dehleez pe jalaye jatay hayn,Sitaray aasman pe jeb timtimatay haynShabnam k aanso se phool jeb nahatay hayn,Hum us dem apni aankhon mayn usay abad kartay hayn,Usay kehna usay hem teb yad kartay hay.

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