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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3793 views Urdu Poetry

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ye fitna admi ki khana weerani ko kua kam hai.

ye fitna admi ki khana weerani ko kua kam hai.

howe tum dost jis k dushman aasman kauon ho..

Hum jeetay har baazi

Hum jeetay har baazi tb hi to mashor ho gay,

tairay hansnay mai hansay to anso dor ho gay,

bus ek tuj jaisay dost ki bdolat,

aye dost hm kanch sy KOH-E-NOR ho gay

Yun to zindgi me ajeeb

Yun to zindgi me ajeeb se mod ayenge,

Kabhi khusi to kabhi gam layenge.

Rakhna khud ko sambhal ke,

Kyoki aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge.

Wo baat Kyun Karun

Wo baat Kyun Karun JisKi Khabar hi na ho,

Woh Dua Kyun Karun Jiska Asar hi na ho,

Kaise Keh du Tujhe Lag Jaye Meri Umar,

Kya pata Agle Pal Meri Umaar hi Na ho.

Ek wo din tha jahan ,

Ek wo din tha jahan ,
Teri bahon ka Sahara tha milta,

Ek ye Din k sar rakhne ko pathr bhi nahi Milta..

mere dukh kii koii

mere dukh kii koii davaa naa karo
mujhko mujhse abhi juda na karo

ye sikhaayaa hai dostii ne hamein
dost banakar kabhi wafaa na karo

ishqq haii ishqq, ye mazaak nahiin
chand lamhon mein faisala na karo

aashiqii ho yaa baandagii ''faakir''
bey-dilli sse to ebatidaa na karo

Mgroor jo kehti hai kehti rhay duniya

Mgroor jo kehti hai kehti rhay duniya
hum mur k kisi shaks ko dhekha nahi krtay

kuchh beete hue lamho

kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko to apki hi yaado se shuruat hui

Yeh Hum Bhi Gawara u

Yeh Hum Bhi Gawara Kartay Hain,
Yeh Tum Bhi Gawara kar laina.
Ro Ro K Guzari Hai Hum Nain,
Tum Hans k Guzara Kar Laina.
Betabi Hadh Sa Barh Jaye Aur Neend na Aaye Ratoon Ko,
Tou Doub K Meri Yadoon Main Duniya Sa Kinara Kar Laina.
Jis Waqt Janaza Guzray Ga Iss Shakhs Ka Teray Kochay Sa,
Jazbaat Pe Qabo Kar Laina Khirki Sa Nazara Kar Laina.

Tere Pyaar Bhari Aankhon

Tere Pyaar Bhari Aankhon Mein Aansoo Achche Nahin Lagte
Chaahe Jitnaa Bhi Roye But Kabhi Sachche Nahin Lagte

tum nay sun liya hoga

tum nay sun liya hoga

chahaton ke mosam main
zakhm jo bhi lag jaye
umr bher nahi silta
tum nay sun liya hoga
sheher ki hawaon se
wo jo aik deewana
atay jatay rahi ko
raaston main milta tha
ab kahin nahin m

Nazar me ZuLmat badan

Nazar me ZuLmat badan main thandak
Jamal kitna ajeeb sa tha,
Mian us ki chahat me ghar se nilka tu
Haal kitna ajeeb sa Tha,
Na main ney osay khatoot likhe
Na os ney meri panah chahi,
Dono ko apni bey khudi pe
Malal kitna ajeeb sa tha,
Wo apni raton me chand dekhe
Main apni raton main os ko souchon,
Badalte lamhon me souch ka yeh
Visaal kitna ajeeb sa tha,
Safar akelay he kaat lo gey
Main ne poucha tu ro diya wo,

Jawab kitna ajeeb sa tha
Sawal kitna ajeeb sa tha.......

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