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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3635 views       Urdu Poetry

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Ye zaat firqay ka tu ik bahan tha
Usay tu youn bhi hamein chor jana tha
Hum us k aik ghar ko apna samajhty rahay laikin
Us ka tu har morr par aashiyana tha
Yeh us ka qasoor nahi wo majboor tha shayad
K uski fitrat mein hee dil dukhana tha
Mujh ko talab thii faqat uski chahat ki
Aur uski tu chahat hee sara zamana tha
Mere Ishq Ne Seekh Li
Hai Ab Waqt Ki Taqseem
"Faiz"

Wo Mujhy Bohat Kam
Yaad Aata Hy Sirf Itna
k Har Saans k Baad ..
Un he lafzoan k aasq bunty hien
Jo zuban say ada nahe hoty
Bik Raha Tha Waqt k Bazaar
Mein Meri Ghairat Ka Lahuu

Mudd k Jo Dekha Tou Apna
Hii Dost Kharidaar Nikla ...
Hum to wo log han jo
Na kisi k dast-e-shumar mein han
Na kisi ki nigah k hisar mein han
Yun jeise sadiun ka ho be-ant safar
Sehra sehra phirta koi khak basar
Kya puchte ho kon han hum
Ham to jugnu bi nahi han
K ksi ki ankh mein chamakte
Ham to ansu ki tarhan han
Ankh se tapke or dub gaey
Mohabbat ki aass mein
Garh se nikle or besimt musafat mein
Darbadar phirte huey
Ksi benam shaam ki nazar huwe..
Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke harche utha na sakay......
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!
isi chamn me hi hamara b ik zamana tha
yahin kahin koi sada sa aashiyana tha

nasib ab to nahi shaKh b nasheman ki
lada hua kbhi phulon se aashiyana tha

teri qasm are o jald ruthane vale
gurur-e-ishq na tha naz-e-aashiqana tha

tumhin guzr gaye daman bacha kr vrna yaha
vahi shabab vahi dil vahi zamana tha
Na Janay Kub Say Ho Gay Itnay Shiddat Psand Hum Ali.



Jab Tk Zakham Na Khayain Tassali Nehi Hoti.
nahi masroof main itna k ghar ka rasta bhoolon.

Koi jab muntazir na ho to ghar acha nahi lagta..
Kiya Tum Bhi

Kiya Tum Bhi
Aansoo Rokny Ki Koshish Mein
Palkyn Teez Teez Jhapakty Ho
Aur
Kesi Sandesey Ki Aas Mein Baar Baar
Darwazy Ki Janib Lapakty Ho
Kiya Tum Bhi
Phool Pey Girti Barish Ki Aawaz Sey
Aur
Door Kahin Bajny Waly Almiyaan
Saaz Ki Aawaz Sey
Aafsurda Ho Jaty Ho
Tujhe Udas B Kerna Tha
Aur Khud B Rona Tha
Yeh Hadsa B Meri Jaan
Kabhi To Hona Tha
Wo Mujhko Torr Ke
Phir Jorta Raha Akser
Mein Uske Waste Jese
Koi Khilona Tha
Gham-E-Zendagi Teri Raha Mein
Shab-E-Arzo Teri Chaha Mein

Ju Ujar Gia Wo Basa Nahi
Ju Bichar Gia Wo Mila Nahi