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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Arz-e-Matlab Ka

Arz-e-Matlab Ka
Adhura Silsila Rehny Dia

Dastan Keh Di
Bayan-e-Mud''da Rehny Dia

Sirf Itna Yaad Hy Dastak
Hui Thi Ek Bar

Zindagi bhar Dil Ka
Darwaza Khula Rehny Dia

Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay..!!

Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay..!!

Muhabbat Un ka Shewa Hai Jo Khud ko "Maar" Detay hain..!!

deti rhi fareib taray

deti rhi fareib taray payar ki nazar...

tu ne meri wafa ko tamasha bana dia....

Dard Dil Main Utaar

Dard Dil Main Utaar Leta Hoon
Tere Gham Ko Sanwaar Leta Hoon

Hadh Se Barh Jaye Jab Ye Betaabi
Naam Tera Pukaar Leta Hoon

Jeeney Marne Ka Lutf Kia Kehne
Ye Maza Bar Bar Leta Hoon

Waqt Muskil Ho Jitna Bhi Mujh Par
Main Tou Hans Hans K Guzaar Leta Hoon

Baant Ker Chaaon Apni Basti Main
Dhoop Khud Par Sahar Leta Hoon

Jo Mitaye Na Mit Sakain
Zakhm Wo Yaadgaar Leta Hoon

Kisi ko mil jati hai

Kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen baharen,
kisi ko chaman nahi milta,
kisi ke kabar par banta hai Tajmahal,
aur kisi ko kafan nahi milta.

Ye IshQ-0-m0haba

Ye IshQ-0-m0habat wada-0-wafa Sb Rasmi Rasmi Batain haiN ''FaraZ''

Hr Shaks Ana Ki Masti main Bs Apni khatir Jeeta hY

aey shamma tujh pe raat ye

aaey shamma tujh pe raat ye bhaari hy jis tarah...

hum ne tamam umar guzaari hy is tarah.....

Ker lea hai faisla

Ker lea hai faisla kehna ossay
abb na hoga rabta kehna ossay
jis pe hum chalte rahen hain SATH SATH
kho gaya woh Rasta kehna ossay
teri YADEEN DIL se ruksat ho gain
ho chuka yeh saneha kehna ossay
abb na dekhay ga tumhara rasta
dil ko may samjha chuka kehna ossay
cheen se sone na dega Ghum tujhi
raat bher abb jagna kehna ossay
aashna bun ker na milna rah may
Dosti ek khuwab tha kehna ossay
moer k pechay dekhtay hum bhi nahi
soch ker munh phairna kehna ossay

Hamari m0habbat k saare

Hamari m0habbat k saare
ehsaas le l0

Dil se pyar k saare jazbaat
le l0

Nahi ch0rain ge tufan mein
bhi Akela aap k0

Is "M0habbaT" k saare
emtehaan le l0....

Nasibo''n Me Yeh Daur bhi Dekhna tha,

Nasibo''n Me Yeh Daur bhi Dekhna tha,
Khuda Jaane Dunya ko Kia Ho Gaya Ha,

K Maa Ki Muhabbat bhi Khalis Na Rahi,
Jahan Mamta ha wahan DALDA Rahe:-)....

Tujhe Kiya Khabar Teri

Tujhe Kiya Khabar Teri Yaad Ne, Mujhe Kis Tarah Se Satha Diya,
Kabhi Khilwaton Mein Hansa Diya, Kabhi Mehfalon Mein Rula Diya,
Kabhi Yun Huwa Teri Yaad Mein,Mere Kaee Sajde Qaza Huwe,
Kabhi Yun Huwa Teri Yaad Ne,Mujhe Mere Rab Se Malaa Diya

Zara dhehaan rakhna

Zara dhehaan rakhna
Ye meri pehli muhabbat hai
Wafa ka maan rakhna
Ye meri pehli muhabbat hai
Kahan es umer main hum bhes badlain gain faqeron ka
Milan asaan rakhna
Ye meri pehli muhabbat hai
Judai k dino main loog chehray bhool jatay hain
Meri pehchaan rakhna
Ye meri pehli muhabbat hai

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