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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3486 views Urdu Poetry

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Milo k aj koi bat

Milo k aj koi bat
ru baru kr len.
Ye Q ha durian kuch is pe guftgu kr len.
Krenge pir se ibadat tmhare chehry ki
K pehly ankh ko ashkon se ba''wazu kr ly..

boht yaad aayen gi tujhe meri beylos wafain.U

boht yaad aayen gi tujhe meri beylos wafain.

jb main teri zaat k sehra se nikla jaoon ga,,

Mai Shayar Nahi Jo

Mai Shayar Nahi Jo Shayari Likhu
Dil Me Dard Nahi Jo Sabdo Me Likhu

Nahi Pata Kaha Se Aate Hai Dard
Nahi Pata Doosro Ke Dilo Ka Marj

Woo Shayar Hi Nahi Jo Khusi Na De Sake
Woo Shayari Hi Kya Jisme Khusi Na Mil Sake

Gamo Ke Badal Tu Har Jagah Milege Dost
Pyar Ki Barish Me Bheeg Kar Dekho

Muskan Chere Pe Na Sahi Khusiyu Ko Tu Lete Dekho
Khusiya Jindagi Me Na Sahi Khilkhila Ke Hasna Tu Sikho

Mai Shayar Nahi Jo Shayari Likhu
Dil Me Dard Nahi Jo Sabdo Me Likhu

ye larki to phool se mukhtalif hay

ye larki to phool se mukhtalif hay
aadhi mohabbat mere saamne
or aadhi mohabbat muj se chop kar karti hay
aadhi raat ko aadhe chaand se
baten karti rehti hay
wo baten jo mujh se karte
uske hont or uski saansen ruk jati hain
uski palken jhuk jati hain
aadhi raat ko takiye ke neche
rakhi meri tasveer ko dekhti rehti hay
phir khud se sharma kar
takiye me mu chuppa kar deer tak hansti rehti hay

Nazar lagi zamane ki

Naa Jaane Kyn nazar Lagi Zamane Ki,
Ab Wajah Milti Nhi Muskurane Ki

Tumhara Gussa Hona To Jayaz Tha,
Humari Aadat Chut Gayi Manane Ki.

Humme bhi ab neend

Humme bhi ab neend ki talab nahi rahi..
ab ratoon ko jagna aacha lagta hai..

mujhe nahi maloom k tu meri qismat hai k nahi..
magar tujhe khuda se manghna aacha lagta hai.../

Mere Be-rabt Khayalat Main

Mere Be-rabt Khayalat Main Kia Rakha Hai?

Main Tou Pagal Hon Meri Baat Main Kia Rakha Hai?

Baandh Rkha Hai Tumhari Yaad Ne Maazi Se Mujhy

Werna Guzry Huey Lamhat Main Kia Rakha Hai?

Tum Miley Ho Tou Ehsaas Hua Hai Mujhy

Tum Alag Ho Tou Meri Zaat Main Kia Rakha Hai?

Raat kat''ti rahi

Raat kat''ti rahi Chaand chalta raha,

Aatish-e-hijar main koi jalta raha,

Tanhaiyaan dil ko dasti raheen

koi bey chain karwatain badalta raha,

Aas o umeed ki shama roshan rahi

Ghar ki dehleez ko koi yon hi takta raha,

Raat bhar chaandni gungunaati rahi

Raat bhar koi tanha sisakta raha,

Raah Mushkil Hy Magar Dil Ko Amada Tou Kro

Raah Mushkil Hy Magar
Dil Ko Amada Tou Kro

Saath Chalne Ka Mere
Tum Irada Tou Kro

Dil Behalta HyMera
Dost Tere Waado''n Sy

Wada Wafa Na Kro Per
Wada Tou Kro

teray ird gird hain ghomtay,

teray ird gird hain ghomtay,meri zindagi k mammley...

tujhey dhund lenay k shauq mein,mai ne apna aap ganwa dia.

such tu yeh hai...!

such tu yeh hai...!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay...
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,

such to yeh hai k zamane mein....

main bhi jhoota hoon...

tu bhi jhoota hai...

Nazar andaz kaisa

Nazar andaz kaisay karein apko
Naron mein bithaya hai apko
Yad anay par royin bhi tu kaisay
Bartay hein jhukee jo palkein tu chubhein gee apko

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