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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3953 views       Urdu Poetry

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Mere Dil Main Sajane Ka Wada Karo

Hy Tumhari Wafa Pe Mujh ko Yaqeen

Phir Bhi Dil Chahta Hai Mere Dil Nasheen

Yun Hi Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Zara

Mujh Ko Apna Banane Ka Wada Karo

Sirf Lafzo''n Se Iqrar Hota Nahi

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Adat Bigaar di


DanistA hum ne us ko


sitamGar Bana Dia.
mUjhey Har Kaam Sey Pehley
Sehar Sey Shaam Sey Pehley
Yahii Eik Kaam Karna hAi
tUmhara Naam Laina hAi
tUmhii Ko Yaad Karna hAi
K Jab Bhi dArd Peena hAi
K jAb Bhe Zakham SeeNa hAi
Gham e dUnya Sey Ghabra Kar
mUjhey jAb Jaam Laina hAi
tUmhara Naam Laina hAi
tUmhii Ko Yaad Karna hAi
tUmhari Yaad hAi Dil Mein
K Eik Syaad hAi Dil Mein
kOii BarBaad hAi Dil Mein
Usay Aabaad Karna hAi

tUmhii Ko Yaad Karna hAi
Mein sochta hoon kuch uss se kahon
koi baat mohabat, ulfat ki
koi baat sunehrey khwaboun ki
koi baat ke jis k harf harf se
be-naam si khushbu poothi ho
phir sochta hon kya hasil hai
gar uss ko sab kuch keh bhi diya
ye lafz be-kaar jayengey
mai sochta hoon aik geet likoon
unn komal pyare hathon par
uss phoolon waley aanchal par
jisey audh ke wo ek pari lage
kabhi sochta hoon koi nazam kahoon
bas jis main uss ki baatain hon
un gehri gehri aankhon par
jin aankhuon main kai sadiyon k
kai qissay hain, afsanay hain
phir aksar yun bhi sochta hoon
main kuch na kahoon ye behtar hai
har zakhm chupa kar seenay main
bas dukh hii sahoon ye behtar hai
jab unko aitbaar nahi hai
jahan lafz yaqeen se khali hon
wahan chup hii rahon ye behter hai.
Be naam Musafir hon,
Be naam safar mera,
Kis Raah nikal jaon,
Kuch keh nahi sakta,

Be naam meri manzil,
Be naam Thikana hay,
Kis dar pe mein ruk jaon,
Ke kisi ki chahten tum ho,

Kabhi Ek pal ko socho to,
Tumhari Be-wafai ne,
Tumhari Laparwahi ne,
Tumhari be-neyazi ne,

Kisi ko Maar Dala ha,
Kuch waqat do homko,
Bana lein Dost is Ghum ko,
Hamein maloom hay aakhir,

Judai maar Dale gi.
Tookrain maAr kar mehfil say Uthatay hai mujay

aur aik paaoN say daman bhe DaBa rakha hai. .
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tumhe apne dil me basahea hai me na
khtaha hai yeh mere yehe juram hai mera
jo chaho mohabat ki ab tum saza do
bhot muj ko is me bhe rahiat mele ge....
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Kal Har soo Bari Veyraani Thi
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Kal Shayad Mere Dil ne Tum ko..
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