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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3583 views Urdu Poetry

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*~*~*TUM NE POOCHA*~*~*

*~*~*TUM NE POOCHA*~*~*

tum ne poocha k,
dukh kia hota hai,
to suno,
aisa kern
kabhee kisi ko chahna,
or chahtey hee rehna,
din bhar us ko sochtey hee rehna,
jagtee ankhoon se us k sapney
dekhtey hee rehna,
apney haathon ki lakeeron mein us ka
naam tarashtey hee rehna,
or jab kabhee woh,
in riazaton ka hisaab mangney ko,
saamney aaye to,
tum ana ka haath thaam lena,
agar woh kuch kahay to,
muskura ker anjan ban jana,
or jab woh mayoos ho ker laut jaye to,
apney ander jhaankna,
or khud se poochna,
tub tumhara dil
tumhein bata day ga k,
dukh kisey kehtey hain,
dukh kia hota hai... .. . !!!!!!

Pukara nahi hai us ne

Pukara nahi hai us ne kaye roz se mujhe

Shayad usay b meri zarorat nahi rahi

Bas yunhi us k zikar ne afsurda kar dia

ye b nhi k us se muhabat nhi rahi

Suno jana! Palat aana!

Suno jana!
Palat aana!

K koi yaad karta he,
Tumhe awaz deta he,

Tumhe khush dekhne k waste

Apne dil,e,muztir ko jo
na-shad karta he

Tumhari ik jhalak k waste
Galiyo me,

Raston me ,
Subho se sham,

Din se raat karta he

Jinhe tum se aqeedat he,
Teri be los chahat he,

Tumhe takne ki hasrat he,

JINHE TUM SE MUHABBAT HE,

Unhe kuch waqt dete hen

So gar mumkin ho kuch esa?

To un ki chah ki khatir

"SUNO JANA!

PALAT AAnA!

K

"KOI YAAD KARTA HAI"

ilahe meray jazboo ko rawane de day..

ilahe meray jazboo ko rawane de day..

muhbat k leay mere ek jaeane kum hai...

Samjha do apni yadon ko

Samjha do apni yadon ko
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain

aap to door reh kar satate ho magar
wo pas aakar aksar rulaya karti hain

jab seena gham se bojhal

jab seena gham se bojhal ho or yaad kisi ki aati ho

tab kamre main band ho jana or chupke chupke ro lena

jab ankhein baghi ho jayen or yaad main teri bhar ayen

phir khud ko dhoka mat dena or chupke chupke ro lena

jab palken karb se moondi hon or sab samjhen tum soy ho

tab moon pe takiya rakh lena or chupke chupke ro lena

ye duniya zalim duniya hai ye bat bohat phelaye gi

tum samne sab k chup rehna or chupke chupke ro lena

jab barish chehra dho dale or ashk bhi bonde lag ti hoon

wo lamha hargis mat khona or chupke chupke ro lena

Boht he Maan hy tum par,

Boht he Maan hy tum par,
SUNO paas-e-wafa rekhna,

SABHI se tum milo lekin,
ZARA sa fasla rkhna,

BICHARNA b to parta hy,
Zara sa hosla rkhna,

WO sarey wasl k lamhey,
TUM ankhon mn saja rkhna,

ABHI imkan baqi hy,
ABHI lab pe duaa rkhna,

BOHT nayab hyn dekho,
HUMAIN sab se juda rkhna,.

Mujh se vaaqif to mere

Mujh se vaaqif to mere jism ka saayaa bhi na tha
Kaisay ho jata tumhara main khud apna bhi na tha

Jitna mayuus hai woh shakhs bikhar ker mujh se
Itni shiddat se to main ne usay chaaha bhi na tha

Jaisay ilzaam lagaye hain mere sar us ne
Aisi nazaron se to main ne usay dekha bhi na tha

Meri aawaaz ka gham sheher ne jana kyunkar
Main to us bheer mein khaamosh tha bola bhi na tha..........;->

Kabi na shikayt ki baat

Kabi na shikayt ki baat labon pe layenge,

kaha hai Dost to Dosti nibhayge.

kabhi hamari burai hamare samne karna,

kasam khuda ki hum bi apki han me han milayenge.

Khath tho unhe likha jaatha

Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho
Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho
hum aapko khath kaise likhe aab jo humare dil me ho "

KIS KO MALOOM THA

KIS KO MALOOM THA
Yonhi chaltay hoay raston main kai hum safer jo milay
Aur bichertay gaay
Aatay jatay hoay mosmon ki tarhan
App hi apni gard e safer hogaay
Na kabhi main nay phir mur ker dekha unhain aur na socha kabhi
Wo kahan kho gaay
Jo gaay,so gay
Phir yah kaisay hoa
Yon hi ik ajnabi,dekhtay dekhtay
Dil main utra,nazar main sama sa gaya
Aur dhanak rang jazbay saja sa gaya
Jaisay badal koi,bay irada yon hi,meri chat pay ruka
Aur bersay bina is per thera raha
Kia tamasha hoa,samnay thi nadi aur koi tashna lab
Is ko takta gia aur pyasa sa raha

Aik lamhay main simtay gi yah dastaan
Kis ko maloom tha!tum milo gay mujhay is tarhan bay guman
Kis ko maloom tha!

Duryo Ki Parwa Na Kijiye

Duryo Ki Parwa Na Kijiye
Jab Dil Chahe Bula Lijye
Hum Zada Dur Nahi Ap Sy
Bus Ankhon Ko Palko Se Mila Lijye

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