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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3463 views Urdu Poetry

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Ik arsa-e-firaq tha,ik lamha-e-visal

Ik arsa-e-firaq tha,ik lamha-e-visal

Uska b ye hal tha mra b yeh hal

Zinda na reh skainge judai k bad hum

Uska b ye khyal tha mara b ye khyal

Mudat k bad kyon ha labon pe ye khamoshi

Uska b ye swal tha mara b ye sawal

Bhula nhi ha wo b muje,main b aj tak
Uska b ye kmal tha mara b ye kamal.

ikhlAAs k AmrAt ki

ikhlAAs k AmrAt ki ulti hy Taseer

jis ko B PilatAy hAin zehAr ugaltA hy.

Yon meri Aankhon mein

Yon meri Aankhon mein SAwan ki Jhari rehti hai
Jeyse Kashti koi Darya mein Khari rehti hai
Hall ye hai k Teri Yaad mein eysa ghum hon
SAb ko meri aur mujey Teri pari rehti ha

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Abhi kuch dair baqi hai…!!
Khizan k beet janay main,
Guloun k Muskuranay main,
Khushi k geet ganay mein,
Baharon k zamanay main,
... ... Abhi kuch dair baqi hai..!
Main tum ko bhool jaonga..!
Na tum ko Yaad aaonga..!
Main tum se dour reh k bhi,
Tumhain jee ker dikhaonga..!
Tumhain maloom hay laikin,
Yeh sub main kar na paaonga,
K tum ko bhool janay main,
Abhi kuch dair baqi hay..!

Nazaron Se Nazaaron Ke Jaam Peeta Hoon,

Nazaron Se Nazaaron Ke Jaam Peeta Hoon,
Jab Aaye Mehfil Mein Tera Naam, Peeta Hoon.
Har Din Na Peeta Yahaan Main Yaaron,
Bas Jab-Jab Dhalti Ye Shaam,Peeta Hoon.
Saans Lene Ke Siwa Na Koi Kaam Mujhe,
Bas Jab-Jab Hota Koi Kaam,Peeta Hoon.
Tune Jo Humare Dil Se Ki Hai Itni Bewafai,
To Khud Se Uska Le-Le Inteqam,Peeta Hoon.
Lagataar Na Kabhi Peeta Hai Ghayal,
Har Do Lamha Kar Aaraam,Peeta Hoon.
Bina Tere Ab Kaise Jiyega Ye Ghayal,
So Apni Maut Ka Kar Intezaam, Peeta Hoon...

cheharaa meraa thaa

cheharaa meraa thaa nigaahen us kii
Khaamushii mein bhii vo baaten us kii

mere chehare pe Gazal likhatii gaien
sher kahatii huii aankhen us kii

shoKh lamhon kaa pataa dene lagiin
tez hotii huii saansain us kii

aise mausam bhii guzaare ham ne
subahen jab apanii thii shaamen us kii

dhyaan mein us ke ye aalam thaa kabhii
aankh mahataab kii yaaden us kii

faisalaa mauj-e-havaa ne likkhaa
aandhiyaan merii bahaaren us kii

niind is soch se tuutii aksar
kis tarah kaTatii hain raaten us kii

dOor rah kar bhii sadaa rahatii hai
mujh ko thaame hue baahen us kii,

Bheegi AankhOn WaLi Larki

Bheegi AankhOn WaLi Larki

Meri Taraf Jab Daikhti Hai Tu

Mann Main JaL ThaLL Kar Jati Hai

Mujh Ko PagAL Kar Jati Hai. .*

YuuN to har ik

YuuN to har ik nigaah aati hai,
Mujh ko sun_ne ki chaah aati hai,
Mera har sher hai qurbaaN us par,
Jo tere lab se "waah" aati hai.

Suno ... !

Suno ... !

''MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti

Kisi Ka "NAAM" Lene Se

Kisi Ko "THAAM" Lene Se

Kisi k "PAAS"Jane Se

Kisi k "DUUR" Jane Se

MOAHBBAT Ka Janam Nahi Hota

Jab Tak Dilo'n Ka "MILAN" Nahi Hota

Suno ... !

"MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti

Ye "RABTA" Hy Dil Se Dil Ka

Ye "NAAM" Hy Betarteeb
"DHARKANO'N" Ka

MOHABBAT Tou Aankho'n Se
"BAYAN" Hoti Hy

Ye Tou Dil Ki "ZUBAAN" Hoti Hy

Suno .. !

"MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti ... !

Jab tera dard mere

Jab tera dard mere sath wafa krta hai,
Ek samander meri ankhon say baha kerta hai,
Us ki batain muje khushbu ki tarha lagti hain,
Phool jese koi sehra main khila kerta hai,
Mere pyar ki pehchan yehi kafi hai,
Wo her ek shakhs ko danista khafa kerta hai,
Aur to koi sabab us ki mohabat ka nhi,
Baat itni hai k woh muj say jafa kerta hai,
Jab khazan aee to lot aey ga wo bhi FARAZ ,
Wo baharon mei zara kam hi mila kerta hai.

kar kar k MinTain uski

kar kar k MinTain uski

Adat Bigaar di

DanistA hum ne us ko

sitamGar Bana Dia.

Ye Kia HAr Dam Kisi Ki

Ye Kia HAr Dam Kisi Ki Mannatai''n Kerna
Kia Isi Ko Kehte Hain Mohabbatai''n Kerna

Jo Apni Qismat Main Hai Milay Ga Wohi
Kis Baat Pe Hai Rab Se Shkayaytai''n Kerna

Ye Pagal-Pan Nahi Tou Aur Kia Hai Phir
Zameen K Ho Ker Aasman Se Baghawatai''n Kerna

Bohat Ker Cuka Hai Logo''n Pyar Ye Dil
Ab Koi Sikhaye IsKo Nafratai''n Kerna

Pehle Yaad Kerna Usay Phir Rotay Rehna
Jane Kab Chore Ga Dil Ye Harkatai''n Kerna . . .

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