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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3829 views       Urdu Poetry

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dard ke beez mere seene me laga gaye the tum,
apne ashqon se unko main seench raha hu,
shyad jo baat labon se kahna hi mumkin nahi hai,
aise jasbaat ke liye shabd doondh raha hu,
jinki mafi is jahan me mila nahi karti,
muddat se ek aisa gunha kar raha hu,
nadani bhi kaisi ye dile nadan kar raha hai,
ki jin nulkilon patthron ki raha se guzar aaya,
usi raha par kadmon ke nisan doondh raha hai,
zindgi ki is raha me zindgi kab milegi………,
har gujarte lamhe se bas yahi poonch rah hai
Tmhara naam likhta hn
Main kaghaz pe
Dekhta hn
Sochta hn
Wo kaghaz phaad deta hn
Phr un kaghaz k tukro''n ko
Mutthi me bheenchta hn
Phenk deta hn
Wahi''n pr beth k larta hn khud se
Wohi kaghaz uthata hn
Main aankho''n se lgata hn
Main tum ko sochta hn
Phir uss paani ko
Taweez-e-Mohabbat jaan ker peeta hn
Aankhei''n moond leta hn !!!!
Teri Mohabbat Bhi Ajeeb Thi

Tera Faiz Bhi Tha Kamal Per

Kabhi Sab Kuch Mila Bin Talaab

Kabhi Kuch Mila Na Sawal Per
ajeb kashmakash k raastay hain
Bari kathin yeh musafatain hain
Main jiski raahon main bujh gaya hoon
Usi ko mujh say shikayatain hain
Shikayatain sab bja hain laikin...
Main kaisay usko yaqeen dilaon?
Usay bhulaon tu mar na jaon
Main aisay khamosh imtihaan main
Kahan kahan say guzar gaya hoon
usay khabar bhi nahi hay shayad
Main dheeray dheeray bikhar gaya hoon....
Qarz!!
Kuch Khawaab Hen!

Jin Ko Rakhna Hai,

Taabeer Ki Soorat Deny Hai.

Kuch Logh Heyn!

Ujhray Dil Waalay,

Jinhen Muhabbat Deni Hai.

Kuch Neendain Abhi Baaqi Heyn,

Jinhen Baantana Hai Kuch Logon May,

Ae Umar-E-Rawaan Aahista Chal

Ahista Chal!!

Abhi Khaasa Qarz Chukaana Hai...!!!
Bin Tery Shehr Ka Shehr Weran Rehta Hai.

Bichar Kr Tuj Sy Hr Rasta Sunsan Rehta Hai.

Wo Tujhy Tujh Sy Ziada Pyar Krta Hai.

Jo Tery Samnay Aksr Anjan Rehta Hai.
zuban kahti hai sara qasoor uska tha...

zameer kahta hai kuch zemadaar main bhi hon..

CHup CHaap tamasHa daikHay ga boLa tHa zamana tHeek naHeen
KHamosH sitaroon ko takna aur aansoon bHana tHeek naHeen
Main jHooti sacHi baatoon se kHud ko beHLa Longeen Lekin
MiLna Hee naHeen to sacH boLo fursat ka bHana tHeek naHeen
Sham ko parindo ki trah laut atey
"HUM"
Muntazir koi ager hamara hota,

Chand taro ki talb kise thi ?
Bs roshni k liye ek sitara hota,

"HUM" mein shayd koi kami thi warna ?
Zaroor koi tarf daar hamara hota,

Dunya k logo ki tamanna kise thi ?
Hum ne chaha
bs ek "WOH" hamara hota.
Ta''aluq Torta Hoon Tou
Mukamal Tor Deta Hoon

Jissey Main Chorh Deta Hon
Mukammal Chorh Deta Hoon

Mohabbat Ho K Nafrat Ho
Bhara Rehta Hoon Shiddat Se

Jidhar Se Aaye Ye Darya
Udhar Hii Mor Deta Hoon

Yaqeen Rkhta Nahi Ho Main
Kisi Kachey Ta''aluq Per

Jo Dhaag Tootne Wala Ho
Usey Khud Tor Deta Hoon
Phool To Khiltay Hain Har Zameen Pay Magar

Sar-E-Keechar Jo Khilain Wo Kanwal Hotay Hain

Mohabbaton Main Daawon Ka Na Dilao Tum Yaqeen

Mohabbaton Main To Darkaar Amal Hotay Hain
Wiswas bana k log zindagi me aate hai. khwab ban k aakho me sma jate hai. pehle to ye yakin dilate hai ki wo hmare hai, fir na jane kyu tanha chod jate hai.