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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Ik sersari si nazar wo

Ik sersari si nazar wo mujh pe b daal dy,

Ae Rab-e-zuljlal usay itna khyal de,

Itna bi arooj kya k wo mil he na sake,

Wo ho sake mera usay itna zawal de...!

Youn to hAin Bay shumar

Youn to hAin Bay shumar wafa ki Nishaniyan

Lakin

hAr ik shAy se nirAlay tumhArAy khAt.

''",.''.UDAAS RAAT''",."''

''",.''.UDAAS RAAT''",."''
Badan Thakan se Choor hai,
Par Neend Hum se Door hai,
Tera Kheyal sath hai,
Bari Udaas Raat hai,
Hawa-e-Gham ka zoor hai,
Samandron ka Shor hai,
Judaiyon ki baat hai,
Bari Udas Raat hai,
Har Nazar Sharab hai,
Tere Milne ka Khuab hai,

Bari Udaas Raat Hai.

..Apne hone ka pata de dena

..Apne hone ka pata de dena

..kabhi guzro to sada de dena

..yaad Aa jaon ibadat main Agar

hath utha ke bus Dua de dena..

chand

Tumhain bakhsi hay dil

Tumhain bakhsi hay dil ki hukmarani, aur kya detay?
yehi thi bus hamari rajdhani, aur kya detay?

saja ker sir hatheli per gaye thay koo-e-jana me
hum apnay ishq main unko nishani aur kya detay?

woh hamsay mangta tha umar ka ik dil-nasheen hissa
na detay usko hum apni jawani, aur kya detay?

Sitaaron se kisi ki maang bherna ik fasana hay
tumharay naam likh di zindagani, aur kya detay?

Bichartay waqt usko ik na ik tuhfa to dena tha
Hamaray paas tha aankhon me paani, aur kya detay

Ajeeb shaks Tha woh

Ajeeb shaks Tha woh jisne mujhe Tabah kiya

khilaf Uske Hosaka ye Dil Ab Bhi Nahi

Main Ne Jis Shaakh Ko

Main Ne Jis Shaakh Ko Phoolon Se Sajaya Tha Faraz,

Mere Seenay Main Ussi Shaakh Ka Kaanta Utra..!!

Mujh Par Hansti Hay.....!!

Mujh Par Hansti Hay.....!!

Qismatt Saath Nahi Deti....!!

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Teray Jaisi Hay...!!

Janaza Mera Uth Raha Tha,

Janaza Mera Uth Raha Tha,

Phir B Takleef Thi Unko Aanay Mai,

Bewafa Masjid Mai Baithay Poch Rahay Thay,

Aur kitni Dair Hai khanay Mai.

Kuch khawab hain

Kuch khawab hain jin ko likhna hai
Tabeer ki surat deni hai
Kuch loog hain ujaare dil waale
Jinhain apni mohabbat deni hai
Kuch phool hain jinko chunana hai
Aur haar ki surat deni hai
Kuch apni neend baqi hai
Jisse bantana hai kuch loogon mai
Unko bhi to rahaat deni hai
Aae umer-e-rawan!
Ahista chal
Abhi khasa karz chukana hai.

AISAY HE KISEE AIK

AISAY HE KISEE AIK LAMHAY MEN,
CHUPKE SAY KABHI KHAMOSHI MEN
KUCH PHOOL ACHANAK KHIL JAHEN,
KUCH BETAY LAMHE YAAD AAHEN
TAB YAAD TUMHARI AATEE HAY ...
JAB CHANDNI DIL KAY AANGAN MEN,
KUCH KAHENE MUJH SAY AA JAHE
IK KHWABEDAA SE CHOTE KOI,
EHSAAS PAY MERE CHAA JAHE
JAB ZULF PARISHAAN CHEHRAY PER,
KUCH AUR PARISHAAN HO JAHE
KUCH DARD BHI DIL MEIN HONE LAGE,
AUR SAANS BHI BOJHAL HO JAHE
AISAY HE KISEE AIK LAMHAY MEN,
CHUPKAY SAY KABHI KHAMOSHI MEN
KUCH PHOOL ACHANAK KHIL JAHEN,
KUCH BETAY LAMHE YAAD AAHEN

Pani se tasvir kaha banti he

Pani se tasvir kaha banti he,

khwabo se takdir kaha banti he,

kisi ko chaho to sacche dilse,

kyunki ye zindgi phir kaha milti he.

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