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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 4103 views Urdu Poetry

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kismat pe aitbar

kismat pe aitbar kis ko hay
mil jaiy khushi inkar kiss ko hay
khuch majburian hain zindgi main verna
judai say pyar kiss ko hay

koi acha lage to

koi acha lage to use pyar mat karna
uske liye neenden bekar mat karna
do din to aayenge khusi se milne
tisre din kahenge mera intazaar mat karna

Hum apne pyar ka

Hum apne pyar ka izhar isliye nhi karte hain

kyunk hum ap ki HAAN ya NA se darte hain.

Agar ap ne ker di HAAN tu khushi se maar jain gay.

Agar ap ne ker di NA tu ro ro ke mar jain gay

Baat yeah nhi ke hum apni maut se darte hain

humari maut per na beh jain ap ke aanso

hum un do ansoun ki qadar karte hain

Kaun rakhta hai

Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,

Log chehere ko bhool jatey hain,

Tum samundr ki baat krtay ho,

Log AANKHON mein doob jatey hain.....

Chaman Me Naghma

Chaman Me Naghma Sarai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Qafas K Dost Rihaai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Wo Jin Ko Ham Teri Qurbat Me Bhool Bethe Thay

Wo Log Teri Judai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Wo Shair Yousuf-e-Kan''a''n Thay Jo Bech Diye

Hamain Qalam Ki Kamaai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Hareem-e-Naz K Kherat Bant''nay Walay

Har Ek Dar Ki Gadaai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Ham Itnay ß Gaye Guzray Nahi Thay Jaan-e-Faraz

K Tujhko Saari Khudai K Baad Yaad Aaye . . . /

Pee hAy sharaaB har

Pee hAy sharaaB har Gali hAr dukan se,

Ek dosti se ho gaye hay sharaaB k jaam se,

Guzray hAin hum ishQ main kuch aisAy muQaam se,

k nafrat se ho gaye hay MOHABAT K naam se.

MUHABAT KHOUF HOTI HAI

MUHABAT KHOUF HOTI HAI

Kbhi Nadan Krti He
Kbhi Heran Krti He

MUJHE MALOM HAI SHAYD

Boht Nuksan Krti He
Ye Ghar Weeran Karti Hai

Jaha Hon Ronaqin Zinda
Wo Dil Sunsan Krti He

Mgr Ab Sun Mere Humdam
Mujhe Krni Muhabt He

Muhabt Wo Haqeqt He
Jo Dil Abaad Karti He

Sbhi Ko Shad Krti He
Marron Ko Yad Krti He

Muhabt Khof Kb Se He
Muhabt Rog Kb Se He

Ye Marhm He Maseha Ka
Ye Depak He Paretm Ka

Chalo Acha Hua Jana

Gaya Mai Jan Ye Jana
Suno Phr Ghor Sy Jana

Mjy Tm Sy Mohabbt He
Mohabt Tm Sy Hi Krni He

Mere Dil Mein Koi

Mere Dil Mein Koi
Masoom Sa Bacha Hy
Wasi ...

Jo Tujhey Sochta Rehta
Hy Shararat Ki Terha !!!

Behtay hoay pani ko

Behtay hoay pani ko rokon kaisay,,
Yeh safar chahton ka choron kaisay,,,
tum bin nahi hai adat is dil ko dharknay ki,,
tum bin piyar ka ashiyan banaon kaisay,,,
yeh duniya hai nafrat say bhari,,
her mor per hai mushkil khari,,,
tum bin her mushkil ko sahon kaisay,,,
her sapna sajh jata hai,,,
aankhon kay band hotay hi,,
sapnay tote janay kay dar say yeh nigahyn kholon kaisay,,,,

Un se kehna k hum mazay main hain,

Un se kehna k hum mazay main hain,

Bus unki yadain stati
haih,

Un ki dori ka gham nahi
mujeh,

Bus zara palkain bheeg jati hain,

Tum lautay ho aaj...

Tum lautay ho aaj...

To kaii bay-naam aa''nsu...

Apni shanaakht bhool gaey hai''n...

Mujh say bichharr rahay hai''n...

K mujh may koi sakat nahee''n...

Ab rauknay ki in ko...

Pooray jisam ka shaur kuch thham sa gaya hay...

Karb may mubtelaa mairi her saa''ns...

Kuch sukoon ki aahai''n bhar rahi hay...

Janaa''n tum aaj lautay ho...

To pal may kitna kuch badal gaya hay...

Ab rooth k phir na jaana...

K ab aa''nsuo''n ko bhi manaana parrta hay...!

kia zaroori hey key jo

kia zaroori hey key jo hum chahtey hen wo hi ho?
jo safer kertey hen hum uski koi manzil bhi ho?

qurbatoon aur faslon key dermiyan jo lamha hey
us lamhey per her chahney waley ko kuch qudrat bhi ho?

hum raat bher jiskey liey jagtey bhi hen rotey bhi hen
wo bhi hamen kuch yaad kerta, sochta, rota bhi ho?

kia zaroori hey key her dukh ka miley koi hisaab?
aur hamarey dukh ka koi bantney wala bhi ho

hum jisey apna nahi kehtey hen apna jaan ker
wo humen apna samajhta ho mager kehta bhi ho?

kia zaroori hey key jo hum chahtey hen wohi ho?
jo safer kertey hen hum uski koi manzil bhi ho?

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