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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3939 views Urdu Poetry

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tum tu kahte thy kh

tum tu kahte thy kh mujhy kisi se muhabat hi nai hui.

tu phir yeh shakhs kon hai jo hr shaam gahr se nikal parta hai.

Teri Talab Ki Hadh Ny

Teri Talab Ki Hadh Ny
Aisa Junoon Bakhsha

Hum Khud Ko Bhool Bethey
Tujhy Yaad Kerty Kerty ..!!

Khatayen Yad Rkhta hai

Khatayen Yad Rkhta hai
Wafaen Bhol Jata Hai

Wo Meri Chahton Ki Intehaen Bhol Jata Hai

Jo Pichly Jurm Hain Mery
Wo Unko Yad Rkhta Hai

Jo Main Nay Kaat li Hain Wo Sazaaen Bhool Jata Hai...!

Jany Kyon
Wo Mujh Ko Bhool Jata Hai,,?

Na puch mere sabar

Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,

tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,

wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,

hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hy

Mery Lehjay Pe

Mery Lehjay Pa Mat Chonko,Meri Aankhon Mein Mat Jhanko

Yun Hairat Se Na Dekho tm, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon

barhayin meri payas ko

barhayin meri payas ko aksar teri ankhain
sahra mera chahra hay..samandr teri ankhain

mumkin ho tu ik taza ghazal aur b kah lon
phir orh na lain khawb ki chadar teri ankhain

yun daikhty rahna usy acha nahi mohsin
wo kanch ka paikar tu pathar teri ankhain

Usey Kehna!! Agar Aye tO

Usey Kehna!!
Agar Aye tO
Sath Aapney
Koi Jugnoo, Koi Taara Bhi Le Aaye!
k Mera Dil......
Merey Ghar ki Tarah
Tareek Rehta Hai....!!

Ar wo lamha jo tuj s

Ar wo lamha jo tuj sey juda hota hai. Chalti saanon k liye aik saza hoti hai. kaise samjaoon jahan walon ko ahdaab-wafa. Duniya rakoon tho mera ishq kaza hota hai.

Tum ko Maloom B Shaya

Tum ko Maloom B Shayad Ye Kabi Ho K Na Ho

Meri Raatein. Teri Yaadon se saji rehti hain
Meri Saansein Teri Khushbo mai basi rehti hain

Meri Aankhon mai Tera Sapna saja rehta hai
Haan Mere Dil mi Tera hi Aks basa rehta hai

Is tarah Mere Dil ke boht Paas ho Tum
Jis tarah paas hi Sheh-e-Rag ke Khuda rehta hai

Tum ko Maloom bhi shayad ye kabhi ho k na ho..!!

Mere Aangan mai lage phool gawahi deinge
Mai ne Arsey se kisi Phool ko dekha bhi nahi

Tujh ko socha hai to phir Tujh ko hi socha hai faqat
Tere siwa.. kisi aur ko socha bhi nahi

Tum ko Maloom bhi shayad ye kabhi ho k na ho..!!

TAIRE HOTE HOWE MAHFEL

TAIRE HOTE HOWE MAHFEL MAIN JALATAY HAIN CHARAGH....
LOOG KIA SAADA HAIN SOORAJ KO DEKHATAY HAIN CHARAGH

Chaha na usne mujhe

Chaha na usne mujhe bas dekhta raha
MERI zindagi se wo is tarha khailta raha
Na utra kabi meri zindagi ki jhel mai
BAS kinaray pr betha pathar phenkta raha.

Jab kaali kaali ankho''n ne DoO nirmal nirmal ashko''n ne

Jab kaali kaali ankho''n ne
DoO nirmal nirmal ashko''n ne

DoO komal komal pholo''n ko

Shadaab kiya

Is waqt mujhe

Is dil ne buhat betaab kiya

Aur maine apni ankho''n main

Un ANKHO''N KO ABAAD KIYA

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