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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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UDas Karna UDas Hona

UDas Karna
UDas Hona

Na DOR Rehna!
Na Paas Hona,

Woh aahaton Ka sunai Dena

or Mujh Ko Tera Qayas Hona,

Acha Lagta hai
Tujh say MiLNA!

Mujh Ko Tera Libaas Hona

Main aankhon aankhon main sab Kahon ga..!

Kuch Tum bhi ishara shanaas Hona..!

Meri yadon say Batain Karna,

Jab kabhi Tum UDas Hona.

kuch nhi chahiye

kuch nhi chahiye ik muskan hi kafi hai..

Tum dil me basy Raho ye arman hi kafi hai..

Hum ye nhi kehty hamaray pas ajao

Bas hamin yad rakhna ye ehsan hi kafi hai..

Garm-e-Hasrat

Garm-e-Hasrat Nakaam se Jal Jatay Hain,
Hum Chiragho ki tarah Shaam se Jal Jatay Hain,
Shama Jis Aag me Jalti hai Nimiash k liye,
Hum usi Aag me Gum-Naam se Jal Jatay Hain........

LiKho To Kuch Aesa Ke Kalam

LiKho To Kuch Aesa Ke Kalam Bhi Rone Pe Majboor Ho Jaye
Her Lafz Mein Wo Dard Paida Kero K Wo Pyar Kerne Pe Majboor Ho Jaye

Waqt nay saari kahani

Waqt nay saari kahani he badal daali
Pyar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai
Zakham kuch esay bhi apnon nay diay hain mujh ko
Ab koyi haath milaata hai to dar lagta hai!!!

Dil Ki Khamoshi Se Saanso''n k Theher

Dil Ki Khamoshi Se
Saanso''n k Theher
Jane Tk

Yaad Aayega Mujhy
Wo Shaks Marr Jane
Tk

Us Ne Ulfat k b
Paimaany Bna Rakhy
Thay

Me Ne Chaha Tha
Usay Hadh Sy Guzar Jane
Tak ...

Ik Anjaaney say Mor

Ik Anjaaney say Morr par..
Kuch tootay phootay lafzoon say...
Ik pyaara sa bandhan hum nay..
Ik doojay say Bandha tha..
Uss bandhan ko kahein torr na dena..
Kyun k Meri saari saansein..
Iss Bandhan main bandhi hui hain.. Ik Anjaaney say Morr par..
Kuch tootay phootay lafzoon say...
Ik pyaara sa bandhan hum nay..
Ik doojay say Bandha tha..
Uss bandhan ko kahein torr na dena..
Kyun k Meri saari saansein..
Iss Bandhan main bandhi hui hain..

Mai''n kahee''n gum hoo''n...

Mai''n kahee''n gum hoo''n...

Tum kahee''n gum ho...

Phir bhi aisa lagta hay...

Her jagah mai''n hoo''n...

Her jagah tum ho...!

AQAL Kehti Hai

AQAL Kehti Hai,

Itna nA Girao Khud ko

Dil yeh KehtA Hay

Ankhon se Nikal kr Dekho

ZindAGi ko BohAz Azeez hon mAin

Dhoond Laitay Hain Hadsaat Mujhay

Anjana sa sapna

Anjana sa sapna palkon mein khelta hai,
andekha sa koi apna aankhon mein basta hai,
jiski pyaari si muskurahat saare ghamon ko bhula de,
aise kisi saathi ka saath jannat dikhata hai,
maine suna hai...chahat ka safar aise hi shuru hota hai!!!

betaab sy rehte hain teri yaad

betaab sy rehte hain teri yaad
me aksr
shab bhar nhi soty teri yaad
me aksr
jisam me dard ka bahana sa bana
k
hum toot k roty hain teri yaad
me aksr.

Yun hi intezar karta raha

Yun hi intezar karta raha or waqt dhalta raha
mere intezar ka sooraj her lamha pighalta raha

tay to yeh hua tha key payen gay aik hi manzil
beech rah main woh mukar geya soo-e-manzil main chata raha

kabi us key liye hans diye kabi us key liye ro diye
woh khud ko to na badal saka bus mujh ko he badalta raha

ab tak kaise chup raha yeh mut pooch Majid
waqt mujhay behlata raha or main behelta rah

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