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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 4149 views Urdu Poetry

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Jab bhi qareeb aata hoon

Jab bhi qareeb aata hoon batanay k liye
Zindagi door rakhte hai satanay k liye

MehfilOn ki shaan na samajhna mujhay
Main to hansta hoOn gham chupanay k liye

In faaslOn ko na samjho meri be-Wafayi
Main door hoon tumse, paas aanay k liye

Mat jano haqeeqat mere in AansuOn ko
Main to roota hoon tumhein rulanay k liye

Koi gila nahi hai mujhay apni barbadi ka
Main to khail tha ho aag se jal janay k liye

Ab duniya kuch bhi kahay, mujhay parwa nahi
Main to jeeta tha zindagi, mar janay k liye

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,
wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,
mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,
usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,
waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,
usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,
kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Tum Se

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Tum Se MOHABBAT Ha Mujh Ko DOST.!

Mera Koi Nahi Ha,
Tumhara Tou Koi Ho. . . . .

kaise mien maan loon

kaise mien maan loon k koi mera nahi raha...

jab tak khuda ki zaat hai,tanha nahi hoon main.

Dil-E-Nadan barish K

Dil-E-Nadan barish Ki Tarh Barasna Chor De
Aise Hee Tere barasnay Se Koi Pigle Ga Nahi

Pyaar ka to Dushman Zamana

Pyaar ka to Dushman Zamana hai,
Har Aashiq ke Pyaar ka apna hi fasana hai.
Sab ko pata hai Ansu hi milte hai Pyaar me,
Phir bhi kyun har koi Pyaar mein Deewana hai

abhi to dil main halki

abhi to dil main halki si kalish mahsos hoti hay...

bohat mumkin hay kal is ka muhabbat nam hojay.

dosti yakin pe tiki

dosti yakin pe tiki hoti hai,
ye diwar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai,
kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab risto ki,
dosti khoon ke risto se badi hoti hai

Sitare jo damakte hain

Sitare jo damakte hain
kisi ki chashm-e-heeran main
mulaqatain jo hoti hain
jamal-e- abr-o-baraan main
yeh na abaad waqtoon main
dil-e-nashaad main ho gee
muhabbat ab nahi ho gee
yeh kuch din baa''d main ho gee
guzar jain ge jab yeh din
yeh unki yaad main ho gee

Kisi k liye ab ye aankhen num na karenge

Kisi k liye ab ye aankhen num na karenge,

woh chale v jaye to gum na karenge,

ho gayi khata kisi ko jaan se zyada chahne ki,

ab ye khata dubara hum na karenge.

Pehchaan nahee''n hay...

Pehchaan nahee''n hay...

Rango''n ki mujh ko...

Mai''n is nai''mat say aari hoo''n...

Kyu''n-k mai''n nay ab tak...

Us k che''hray ki...

Qaus-e-qazah k rango''n say aagay...

Koi rang nahee''n daikha...!

Maut ki Akhri Hichki

Maut ki Akhri Hichki Ko Zara Ghaur Se Sun,

Sari Hansi Ka Khalasa ISi Awaz mAin Hay

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