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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Kabhi Tmhara Dil Udaas Ho

Kabhi Tmhara Dil Udaas Ho
Qayas Krna k Pass Main Hoon

Kbhi Kisi Ki Kami Lage Tou
Qayas Krna k Pass Main Hoon

Tmhare Apne Jo Duur
Bethe Tmhari Nazrai''n
Utarte Hyn

Jo Tum Na Un Ko
Qareeb Pao Tou
Qayas Krna k Pass Main Hoon

Ye Mera Wada Bhi Yaad Rkhna
k Main Na Tum Ko Bhula
Sakonga

Jo Tum Bhi Mujh ko Bhula Na Pao
Tou Qayas Krna k Pass Main Hoon

Main Sochta Hn k Kia

Main Sochta Hn k Kia
Sochta Rhta Hn
Teri Berukhio''n Me
Armano Ko Nochta Rhta
Hn
Zndgi Tou Wohi Thi Jo
Tere Naam Krdi Thi
Ab Is Bejaan Jism Me
Kia Khota Rhta Hbn

hadsoon ki duniya

hadsoon ki duniya mein kon kiss ko rota hai
yaad kar ke dukh apney khoon dil ka hota hai

amad_e_baharan par roye khoob roye hum
dard yoon be thamta hai dard yoon be hota hai

app ki nigahoon mein wo be hogaye mujrum
jin ki begunahi par asmaan be rota hai

khaak mein milein akhir sub riyaztein oss ki
jagney se kya hoga jub naseeb sota hai

naqsh subt hotey hein dil mein bewafai ke
naaz jin pe kartey hein maan jin par hota hai

dil mein kitney tufaan hein purskoon chehra hai
janey wo Sameer apney dukh kahan samota hai!!

Main dukhon k jahan

Main dukhon k jahan mian rehta hon..tu muje kyun udaas kerne chala ata hai.!

Mohabbat K Sapney

Mohabbat
K Sapney
Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton
Ko Mujh Ko
Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon
Me KajaL
Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon
Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai...

Tere Siwa Bhi Kai Rung

Tere Siwa Bhi Kai Rung
Khush Nazar Thay Magar

Jo Tujh Ko Dekh Chuka Ho
Wo Aur Kia Dekhey ... !!!

zindaGi to Apne hi Qadmm

zindaGi to Apne hi Qadmm pe chalti hY FARAAZ

Auron k saharaY To JanazaY Utha karte hain.

Pehchaan nahee''n hay...

Pehchaan nahee''n hay...

Rango''n ki mujh ko...

Mai''n is nai''mat say aari hoo''n...

Kyu''n-k mai''n nay ab tak...

Us k che''hray ki...

Qaus-e-qazah k rango''n say aagay...

Koi rang nahee''n daikha...!

ye udaas chehra ye ankhon main nami hai,,,, mujhy aisa us ki mohabt ne kr dia....

ye udaas chehra ye ankhon main nami hai,,,,

mujhy aisa us ki mohabt ne kr dia....

Ek ehsaas hay yeh rooh se mehsoos karo

Ek ehsaas hay yeh rooh se mehsoos karo
pyar ko pyar he rehnay do koi naam na do

shayad kabhi arsa-e-ashk shub kat na sake..

shayad kabhi arsa-e-ashk shub kat na sake..

tu subha ki hawa hai hum shaam k charagh..

Muj mai jo kuch acha h

Muj mai jo kuch acha hai sab uss ka hai
ajj jo mera itna charcha hai sab uss ka
hai

uss ka mera rishta bara poorana hai
mai ney jo kuch soocha hai sab uss ka hai

meri aankhein uss key noor sey rooshan hain
mai ney jo kuch dheikha hai sab kuch uss ka hai

mai ney jo kuch khoya tha sab mera tha
mai ney jo kuch paya hai sab uss ka hai

jitni baar mai toota hon wo toota tha
idher udher jo bikhra hai sab uss ka hai

mera jitna charcha hai sab uss ka hai
muj mai jo kuch acha hai sab uss ka hai

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