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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3972 views       Urdu Poetry

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Wafa Ki Dastaan-E-Gham Chalo Tum KO Sunatey Hen
Jo Dil Per Daagh Hen Apney Chalo Tum Ko Dikhatey Hen,

Sunoo Neendein Nahi Aatin K Dil BeTaab Rehta He
Kabhi Titlii K Kachey Rang Kabhi Jugnoo Satatey Hen,

Kabhi Jab Shaam Hoti He, Andheron Se Khafa Ho Kay
Teri Yadoon K Mandir Mein Charaagh-E-Shab Jalaatey hen.
mohsin dil-e-ghreb ki veranian tu daikh.

kaisa ngar tha jo tere hathoon ujar gia...!!!
Pyaar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti.
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti.
Dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai,
Nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.
tum mil jaate
phir kho jaate
to kuch tera gam bhi hota
mile nahi to
khona kaisa
teri yaad mai
rona kiasa
Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye hai miane.

saal guzer gaya teri yad ka ek rishta baqi hai muj mia.
Jo Poochta Hai Koi Surkh Kiun Hain Aj Ankhain
To Ankh Mal Ke Kheti Hon Ke Raat So Na Saki
Hazar Chahon Magar Yeh Na Khe Sakon Gi Kabhi Bhi
Ke Raat Ronay Ki Khuwhish Thi Magar Roo Na Saki
Tumhe Kahabar Hee Nahi Tum jo Lot Jao ge
Tumhare Hijar Mein Lamha Hona Hai
Hamari Roh Pe Jab Bhi Aazab Utrain Ge
Tumhari Hee Mohabbat Ko Iss Dil Ki Dhaal Hona Hai
Wo Bachpanay Ki Neend To Ab Khwaab Ho Gai...


Kya Omar Thi K Raat Hoi Aur So Gaye... O_O
sar nama mere naam ka aur khat raqeeb ka..

zalim tere sitam k hain unwan ajjab ajjab...
Jab wo mera NAAM Apne haathon ki LAKEERON mein;

TALAASH Kr k THAK Gaya To dheere se sir jhukaya Aur,

muskra k kaha

''''Lakeerein jhoot bolti Hain''''
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