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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 4067 views Urdu Poetry

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Aey dost meri chahaton par

Aey dost meri chahaton par
aitraz na karna,

Rahe sath hamara bus ye
dua karna,

Main don sath tumhara zindagi k har mor par,

Ager zindahi kam par jay to maaf karn

Tum kabi na meri azmaish

Tum kabi na meri azmaish kr sko gy,

jan se ziada kia frmaish kr sko gy,

pyar krty hain itna jitna samandr me pani,

kia samandr ki pimaish kr sako gy.

shumaar uski skhawat ka

shumaar uski skhawat ka kua karen keh wo shakhs.
charagh bantta pherta haicheen kar ankhain.

is raat ki tanhaiyo

is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

Mujh Ko Baatein Kab

Mujh Ko Baatein Kab Aati Hain ?
Main To Bus Khamosh Sa Sha‘Ir
Ulfat Chahat Ke Rango Se
Dil Ki Khali Tasveero Me
Koi Mohabbat Likh Deta Hoon …
Aur Kabhi Deewar Se Lagkar
Koi Mohabbat Ro Deta Hoon …
Aur Kabhi Aankho Aankho Mein

zindaGi to Apne hi Qadmm

zindaGi to Apne hi Qadmm pe chalti hY FARAAZ

Auron k saharaY To JanazaY Utha karte hain.

Is jahaan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti,

Is jahaan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti........ .
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin usne bhi kambakht jeene ke liye zindagi de di.

Bus Is Khayal Se

Bus Is Khayal Se Aanso Chupa LiYe HumneY.

Udaas Reh Kr Kisi Ko Udaas Kia Rakhna

Ankhon Mein Sama Jao

Ankhon Mein Sama Jao, Is Dil Mein Raha Karna
Taron Mein Hansa Karna, Phoolon Mein Khila Karna

Jab Se Tumhein Dekha Hai, Jab Se Tumhein Paya Hai
Kuchh Hosh Nahin Mujhko, Ek Nasha Sa Chhaya Hai
Ab Baat Jo Karni Ho, Aankhon Se Kaha Karna

Aey Kaash Dharkta Dil, Kuchh Der Thahar Jaaye
Ye Raat, Mohabbat Kii, Yunhii Na Guzar Jaae
Baqi Hai Abhii Tum Par, Ye Jaan Fidaa Karnaa
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna

Kismat Na Dikhaye Ab, Ghariyaan Hamein Furaqat Ki
Har Raat Yuunhi Chamake,Taqadir Mohabbat Ki
Aey Chand Sitaaro Tum Mil Jul Ke Duaa Karna
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna

lakhon main chant k dey

lakhon main chant k dey dey wo log yarrab
kanton ki rahguzr main b jo sath chalain humaisha

kitne hi sakhat mukaam

kitne hi sakhat mukaam aaye magar jaan-e faraz.
na tera dard hi tehra,na mera dil tahra.

Charagh Bujhtey C

Charagh Bujhtey Chaley Ja rhey Hain silsilawar....

main khud ko Dekh rha hoon Fasana Hotey hue

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