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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3510 views Urdu Poetry

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Kirdar say aari hoon

Kirdar say aari hoon meray sath na chal
Khud aap pey bhari hoon meray sath na chal
Kahiin bharam hi na hu jay tujh say tera khuda
Lal shulon ka pujari hoon meray sath na chal
Mein samandur hoon maojein hain meri tufan
Barhey zor say jari hoon meray sath na chal
Mein tu apni hasti bhi dao pey laga deta hoon
Aik barhum jawari hoon meray sath na chal

Na inkaar na tha

Na inkaar na tha ikraar
Par hum karne lage tum se pyaar
Jaane kyun aur kab laga humein
Tum hi to ho mere dildaar

Rah pe chal rahe the hum saath saath
Tha hamare haathon mein aap ka haath
Humein kya pata tha ke zindagi mein
Yuhin saath chalne se nahi banti baat

Kitna pyaar hai hum ko aap se
Kitni zarurat hai hume aap ki
Batayen ge aap ko, karenge hum bayaan
Agar hui aap se, phir kabhi mulakat

Barishon k mosam mai

Barishon k mosam main.waqt k andhairon main,mene us say pocha tha.Chor to na jao gay?Hath thaam kar usne ye bola tha??kaise chor sakta hon?Tum to jan ho apni?aur aaj aisa hai k waqt ki tamazat main..Vehshaton k mosam main..main nay uss say pocha .. chor k hi jana tha muskrati galion main to aas kyun jagai thi..?mere in sawalon par na wo chonka,na thehra..chaltay chaltay itna hi kaha bus..Mosam k khail hain.sab waqt ka tagayur hai.

Tanhai kisi ka intezar

Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti,
Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse dur hone ka asar hai warna,
Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti.

Bekhudi Si Kya Hai

Bekhudi Si Kya Hai, Har Lamha Thehra Hai,
Kitni Muddatse Koi Khwab Na Dekha Hai..
Ye Nazrein Tumhari Barsaye Behoshiyan,
Is Bekhudime Hum Bhul Jaye Do Jahan...

jab wo saamne aate

jab wo saamne aate hai,
saanse ruk si jati hai,
dil me kuch-kuch hota hai,
jab wo mand-mand muskuraate hai..

Ujrry Howy Lgon S

Ujrry Howy Lgon Se Guraizaan Na Howa Kar...

Halat Kar Qabroon K Katby B Parh Lya Kar..

Mohal,ly K Makinon Se Marasim Na Rakha Na Kar..

Hum Khak Nasheenon Main B Kabi Baith Liya Kar..

Pholon Ki Khushbo Main Baseera Na Howa Kar..

Kanty B kUch Chezain Hain Meri Jan Zara Soch Lya Kar..

Har Waqt Ka Hansna Tujhe Kahin bArbaD Na Kar De..

TAnhai K Lamhon Main Kabi Roo B Lya Kar..

Pyaas Aaysi K P

Pyaas Aaysi K P Jaoon Ankhain Uski
Naseeb Aaysa K Mayesar Zehar Bhi Nhi...

... Kaisa Ho ...

... Kaisa Ho ...

Teri Zulfai''n Bikherny
Ko Ghata Keh Doon Tou
Kaisa Ho

Tere Aanchal K Urney
Ko Saba Keh Doon Tou
Kaisa Ho

Bazahir Chup Ho Lekin
Phir Bhi Aankho''n Main
Hyn Afsaaney

Teri Khamoshio''n Ko
Bhi Sada Keh Doon Tou
Kaisa Ho

Mere Shikwe Shikayat
Par Bhi Mujh Sy Pyar
Krti Ho

Teri Chahat Ko Main Sab
Sy Juda Keh Doon Tou
Kaisa Ho

Teri Yaadai''n Mere Dil
Par Ajab Shor Kerti
hyn

Teri Yaado''n Ko Agar Main
Ek Nasha Keh Doon Tou
Kaisa Ho ...

Hum To Kitno Ko Mehjabeen

Hum To Kitno Ko Mehjabeen Kehtay
Aap Hain Is Liye Nahin Kehtay
Chaand Hota Na Aasman Pay Agar
Hum kisay Aap Sa Haseen Kehtay
Aap nay Auron Say Kaha Sub Kuch
Hum Say Kuch To Kabhi Nahin Kehtay
Raat Dekha Tha Jate Jate Unhain
Chaand Ko Apna Janashin Kehtay

UDAS SHAMAIN UJRE R

UDAS SHAMAIN UJRE RASTAY KABHI BOLAIN TO LOOT ANA…
KISE KE ANKHOON MAIN RUTJAGOON KAY AZAB AEEN TO LOOT ANA…
JO SHAM DALTAY HI APNI APNI PANA GAHOON KO LOT`TAY HAIN
AGAR WO PANCHE KABE KOEE DASTAN SUNAEEN TO LOOT ANA..
NAY ZAMANY KA KARB ORAAYE ZAEEF LAMHAY NADHAL YADAIN
TUMARAY KHAWAB KAY BAND KAMROON LOT AEEN TO LOOT ANA..
MAIN ROZ YOON HI HAWA PA LIKH LIKH US KI TARAF BEJTA HOON
KE ACHAY MOSAM AGAR PAHAROON PAY MUSKORAIN TO LOOT ANA..
AGAR ANDHEROON MAIN CHOR KAR BHOOL JAIN TUM KO TUMARE SATHEEE
AUR APNI KHATIR APNAY APNAY DIYAY JALAIN TO LOOT ANA..
MEREE WO BATAIN TO JIN PER BAY AKHTIYAR HANSTI THI KHILKHILA KAR
BICHARNAY WALAY MERE WO BATAIN KABI RULAIN TO LOOT ANA..

es eid par main tohfa nahi behj raha hon ...

es eid par main tohfa nahi behj raha hon ...

bus ek eid card hai kuch duwain hai tumhare lye..

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