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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3657 views       Urdu Poetry

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Dhoonda karogay Ek Roz Mere Khaloos ko Aey Dost....



So Jaonga Kisi Roz Main Zameen Oorh Kar.
Eik dil ka kaha mano eik kaam ker do

,
Eik benaam si mohabbat

meray naam ker do.

Mari zaat pay fakat itna ehsan ker do,


Eik subha ko milo or shaam ker do.
pooch lo mere bastar ki har salwaton se..

raat bhar uski yaad ne kitna tarpya hai..
Tanha Rehna Seekh raha hon Mer k jeena seekh raha hon
Maang k pana seekh lia hai Paa k khona seekh raha hon
Saber ko Zaad-e-Rah bana ker kanch pe chalna seekh raha hon
Jeeny k hain ajab taqazay zinda rehna seekh raha hon
Madhosi ne bohat sataya Hosh mein rehna seekh raha hon
Hans k Runj-o-Musibat
Ko Saha Hy Hum Ne

Is Umeed Per k Kal Aaj
Se Behter Hoga ... !!!
Kahan Talash Karen
Jazeera-e-Sukon-e-Nazar

K Is Jahan Me Koi Tjh
Sa Duusra Nhi

Basa Hua Hy Mere DilMe
Wo Khushbu Ki Trha

Duur Hy Mujh Sy
Magar Phr b Juda Nhi
EK BAHANE SE AAPKO S.M.S KARTE HAIN,
HR PAL AAPKI KAMI KA EHSAAS KARTE HAIN,
ITNI BAAR AAP SAANS BHI NA LETE HONGE,
JITNI BAAR HUM AAPKO YAAD KIYA KARTE HAIN.
Kia Kaho''n Tujhe

Khwaab Kaho Tou Bikhar Jaye G a

Dil Kahoon To Tuut Jaye Ga

Aa Tera Naam Zindagi Rakh Doon

Maut Se Pehle Tera Saath Na Chooth Paye Ga
haath kaaNTon se kar liye zaKhmii
phuul baalon mein ik sajaane ko

aas kii baat ho ki saaNs ''Ada''
ye Khilaune hain TuuT jaane ko
Kitna Chahte Hyn Tumhain Hum Kabhi gaur Tou Ker

Itne Tou Kabhi Hum Apne Talbgaar Na Thay ...
Ye zaat firqay ka tu ik bahan tha
Usay tu youn bhi hamein chor jana tha
Hum us k aik ghar ko apna samajhty rahay laikin
Us ka tu har morr par aashiyana tha
Yeh us ka qasoor nahi wo majboor tha shayad
K uski fitrat mein hee dil dukhana tha
Mujh ko talab thii faqat uski chahat ki
Aur uski tu chahat hee sara zamana tha
Dil pay ye qyamat karna muskurate huwe rukhsat karna,

Achi ankhen jo mili hai usko kuch to lazim hoga wehsht karna,

Jurm kis ka tha saza kis ko mili kya gayi baat pe hujjat karna,

Koun chahega tumhe meri tarah ab kisi say yun mohabat karna,

Dil ka darwaza khula rakha hai waqt mil jaye to zehmat karna . . .