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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     4031 views       Urdu Poetry

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Tabiyat in Dinon,

Begana gham ho jati ha,

Mere hisay ki goya har khushi kam ho jati ha,

Wahi ha Shahid-o-Saqi,

Magar dil bujhta jata ha,

Ke mehfil to wahi ha,

Dil kashi kam hoti jati ha,

Wahai ha Shama,

Laken Roshni kam hoti jati ha.
MuJhe LaGta Hai AiSa KaBhi KaBhi
JaiSe Woh AjNaBi LaDki
MuJh Se PYaaR KaRti Hai
MuJhe ChaHti Hai
AkSaR YuNhi ChuP ChuP KaR
DeKhTi Hai, JaNe Kia SooCh KaR
NazReiN ChuRa JaTi Hai
KuCh GhaBRa Si JaTi Hai
ApNe AaNcHal Ko HaWaooN Ke ZooR PaR LehRaTi Hai
MehSooS MuJhe Yeh HoTa Hai Ke
ShaYaD MuJhe Woh Bahut ChaHti Hai
Mujhe AiSa EhSaaS DiLaTi Hai JaiSe
Woh MuJh Se KuCh KehNa ChaHti Hai
MeRe PooChNe PaR KuCh ShaRMa Si JaTi Hai
KuCh GhaBRa Si JaTi Hai
SuNiYe Keh KaR BhaaG JaTi Hai
AjNaBi LaDki ShaYaD PYaaR KaRti Hai MuJh Se
AiSa MehSooS Hota Hai JaNe KYuN MuJhe
Dil Bhi KitNa PaGal Hai
Kia Kia SoChta RehTa Hai
KuCh MaSooM Se JazBeiN HaiN
KuCh UnDekhe SaPNe HaiN
MaGeR Woh Nahi JanTi ShaYaD
MeRi ZinDaGi Hai Woh...
Woh din baray ajeeb thay,
jub tum mere qareeb thay,
ek din hogayi judaayi,
woh din mere naseeb thay.
tum kis wafa ki baat karte ho yahan per sagar

ye log tu jaan le ker bhi dil nikal laya karte hain.
Jab Bhi Kisi Ko Kareeb Paya Hai
Kasam Khuda Ki Wahin Dhokha Khaya Hai
Kyon Dosh Dete Hein Hum Kanto Ko
Zakham To Humne Phulo Se Paaya Hai
Aaj phir dil hai kuch ashar likne ko
Hai woh mere samne mera pyar likne ko
Hai us ka har harf ahsan mujh per
Hai us ka har ahsan ilzam mujh per
Hai us ka har ilzam khawhish meri
Hai har khawhish azmaish meri
Hai woh azmata har mor par mujh ko
Har mor par jata tanha chaor mujh ko
hai Baat mein us ki itni ghahrai
Har ilzam main lagti hai sachai
USS ko chaha bhi to izhar na karna aaya

kat gai ummr hamen piyar na karna aaya

uss ne manga bhi "agar" kuch to "judai" mangi

or hum thy kay hamen inkar na karna aaya
meri nazmain, meri duniya
zindgi jaisi
uljhi uljhi , bikhri bikhri

meray misray aankhon jaise
gheray gheray
meri nazmain zulfoon jaise
uljhi uljhi, bikhri bikhri

meri muhabat meray jaise
pakiza si , nikhri nikhri
teri muhabat teray jaisi
uljhi uljhi , bikhri bikhri
Hum uski khushi ki dua mangty rhy,

Bay had or bay pana mangty rhy,

Aj wo khush hy ksi or k sath,

ab smjh aya hum “KHUDA”se apny liye hi saza mangty rhy.
Na lena naam ay qasid faqat itna hee keh dena
Jinhein tum bhool bethay ho wo aksar yaad kartay hain
ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,
MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,
TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,
MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa...
Aaj rothay huway sajan ko bohat yaad kiya
Apnay ujray huway gulshan ko bohat yaad kiya
Jab kabhi gardish-e-taqdeer nay ghera hai hamein
Gaisuay yaar ki uljhan ko bohat yaad kiya
Shama ki joot pey jaltay huway parwano nay
Ek teray shula-e-daman ko bohat yaad kiya
Jis k mathay pey nae subah ka jhoomar ho ga
Hum nay us waqt ki dulhan ko bohat yaad kiya
Aaj totay huway seeno ki bohat yaad aei
Aaj beetay huway sawan ko bohat yaad kiya
Aaj sar-e-toor bhi mayoos-e-tajali hi rahi
Aaj daar-e-yaar ki chilman ko bohat yaad kiya
Mutmaen ho he gay dam-o-qafas mein sagar
Hum asseron nay nasheman ko bohat yaad kiya