Ashi SMS Messages227 messages

Ik Isharay Ki Muntizer Hon Teraiy,
Phir Mujh Sey Kiun Faslon Pay Rehtey Ho
Dedaar Tera Ho Jai Terey Ashiq Ko Our Kia Chaheye
Tamana Hai Tujhe Bahon Mein Bhero Labon Ko Chomo
Khatim Houa Intezaar
Aa Jou ,Yeh Sada Chaheye
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

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Moral: Sare AAshiQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo,

Is aAshiq dil ka na aitbar karo,

Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aansoo,

Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar kia karo,
Bari anokhi Eid ki Kharidari hai Shehar i Quaid main
Log Ro Ro k kafan khareed rahe hain apne jan-nAshino k Lye
Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab AAshiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy.
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?


2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal WAshing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri TalAshi Leni Hai.:
Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student wAshing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
TEACHER: KAshif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
KAshif: I is ……

TEACHER: No, KAshif. Always say, “I am.”
KAshif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Us Ajnabi Ka Youn Na Intezaar Karo,

Is AAshiq Dil Ka Na Aitbar Karo,

Roz Nikla Karen Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Aansoo,

Itna Kabhi Na Kisi Se Pyaar Kia Karo,
Extreme of fAshion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
FAshion is simplicity 4 us.
Class is meeting hall 4 us.
Teachers are inspectors 4 us.
Girls r dolls.
Guys r prince.
Cafe means life 2 us.
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads r catwalk tracks.
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades.

We are "STUDENTS"

Keep Rocking Buddies!