Extreme of fashion

Extreme of fashion
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
  

Jun, 19 2010     310 chars (2 sms)     3511 views       Decent

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U live in ur dreams but dreams may die, don''t get shattered never ever cry. D world is real big & has lots 2 giv, pick up a new dream, 4 dats d way 2 live.
There r two things u can do after waking up in the morning....

Go back to sleep and continue ur dream...

Get up and chase ur dream...
Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and leave the rest to God.
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
Aap mughay
Aik jaga

Se bohAt

pyarE


Lagte hain.?


maloom hai kahan sE?





DOOR SE.
Golden Words of Hitler:

When u are in light,everything will follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow will not follow u.

That is life
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
The difference between ability and character is...

ability will get us to the top, but character will retain us at top.

Be at top always! Gud Day!
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day.

Im So Worried Abt u,

Be careful Some1 May Kidnap U

Coz



U R Da prsn WiD A 24 carret
"GOLDEN HEART"
Take care
Keep The Smile
Leave The Tear

Think Of Joy
Forget The Fear

Hold The Laugh
Leave The Pain

Be Joyous Till
I Message Again ... :)
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)