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Success will never lower its stAndard 2 accomdate us,
we have to raise our stAndard to achieve it.
"for every bird god provides Food, But not their Nest"
Success will never lower its stAndard 2 accomdate us,
we have to raise our stAndard to achieve it.
"for every bird god provides Food, But not their Nest"
Success Will Never Lower Its StAndard To Accommodate Us
We Have To Raise Our StAndard To Achieve It . . .

“For Every Bird GOD Provides Food, But Not In Their Nest”
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BAndar KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bAndar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bAndar bhi sms parh leta hai
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k










BAndar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise BAndar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!
Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len


















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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
1 din bAndar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
1 din bAndar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
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