Andar SMS Messages247 messages

Eik Eik Pather Jor Kar Main Nai Jo Dewar Banaie Hai.
Jankhon Ous k Pechie Tou Ruswaie Hie Ruswaie Hai.
Youn Lagta Hai Sote Jagte Auron Ka Mutaaj Hon.
Aakehn Meri Apnie Haien Per In main Neend parie Hai.
Dekh Rahe Haien Herat Say Sub Nele Nele Pani Ko.
Pochie Kon SamAndar Say K Tuj main Kitnie Gehraie Hai.
Aaj Hoa Maloom Mujehe is Sher K chand Sauoun say.
Apni Raha Badalte Rehna Sab say Bari Danie Hai.
Tor Gaeie Pehmanie WAFA is dor dor main kesie kesie LOG.
Yee mat Soch K REHAN bus Eik Yaar hie Tera Harjaie Hai.
Ishq kay samAndar may tou hum bhi doob jaen
FARAZ.....!








Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali lrki sath ho....!

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DukAndar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bAndar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bAndar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

DukAndar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.
Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

DukAndar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samAndar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mAndarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.

Think Positive Yaar
Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty BAndar V msg parh lendy ny.
My Message To The World. . .


If U Like Me...


Raise Your Hands. . .


If Not,


Raise Your StAndards . . . |''!''|
Umar K SamAndar Me

Roshni Ki Khwaish Me

Waqt k Sitare Hyn

Jis Khuda Ne Ye Dhart

Ye Falak Sanware Hyn

Us Se Iltija Hy Ye

Aur Meri Dua Hy Ye

Wo Aap Ki Qismat Me

ILM Ki Rida Likh De

WAQT Ki Ada Likh De

PYAR Be-panah Likh De

MAA Ki Dua Likh De

Aur Apni RAZA Likh De

~ Aameen~
Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki
Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya
Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsura
Darwaza Lagaya lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~

Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya
to woh bola Dil ka darwaza
Andar se khola jata hai bahir se nahi
Think It!