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Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .

Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .

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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKAndar, SHAKTI .

A Memon saves life

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere Andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Pray

Pray

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Pray

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
BAndar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

TUM SACHE,

TUM

SACHE,

PYARE,

IMAndar,

SAMAJDAR,

AQALMAND,

SHAREEF

Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,

Jo jeeta woh sikandar

Jo jeeta woh sikAndar
Jo hara woh jail k Andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . .

Computer K Is Daur Me BAndaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .

Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala BAndar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker

Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..
And We Present In Pakistan Name "BAndarIYA"..
So The Tittle Song Like This...
Pinjre Main Bithake,
Patton Se Saja Ke,
Kutton Se Bacha Ke,
Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...
BAndariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...
BAndariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...
BAndariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Husband: Dekho Mujhe

Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKAndar:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->

Kute Kamine

Kute

Kamine

Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik
Bewaqoof
BAndar
Bhalu
Gadhe
Badmash
Lofar
Lafangeor
Dhokebaz
Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bAndar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Aap IdEal moDel

Aap
IdEal
moDel

aChey

Sachey

piYarey

EemAndar

MukHLis

WaFadAr

Naik
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logon sey
door raha karo

Warna
woh bi "khraab" ho jaengey..

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