Andar SMS Messages247 messages



Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne DukAndar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar DukaAndar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.


Arz he,
SamAndar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-CommAndar Safegaurd

Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imAndari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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BAndar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.


Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
parindon ne kabhi firqaa parasti to nahi dekhi.

"SAGAR"

Kabhi mAndar pe ja bethay kabi masjid pe ja bethay.