Andar SMS Messages247 messages

Arz he,
SamAndar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-CommAndar Safegaurd
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imAndari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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BAndar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)


Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. SikAndar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.


Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. SikAndar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan


1. Zardari ImAndari Krega
2. Altaf Karachi Aayga
3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga
4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi
5. Adliya Azad Hogi.

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari ImAndari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya BAndar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BAndar Jsa Hai

U Kaho BAndar Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->



Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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DukAndar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->