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CIA "Officer 2 Bush

CIA "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
SAmAndar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila

Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,

SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?

Alwayz Love Wife

Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur ImaAndar Rao
Ye Mat Socho

"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->

Dukandar Ny Subha

DukAndar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

DkAndar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D

Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn

Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn

SamAndar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do

Q k

Hum Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAK"
Mukurahat Ki Talash Hy ... ;->

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"BAndar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.

Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. SikAndar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari ImAndari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

Larke Wale: Hum Ko Larki Pasand

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya BAndar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BAndar Jsa Hai

U Kaho BAndar Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
Andar Na aany dy...=P;->

Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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DukAndar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->

Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne DukAndar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar DukaAndar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

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