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Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
BAndar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
Bathmeez
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka Paijama,
BAndar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar
Che Nari Waghe Marghan Zama Pa Qabar
Bia De Na Jari Janan Zama Pa Qabar
Bulbulan Che Pre Da Gham SAndari Wai
Sa Hajat Day Da Khafgan Zama Pa Qabar
Pa Jwandun Ye Da Nafrata Zarge dak wo,
Us Walar De Pareshan Zama Pa Qabar
Che Ye Kuz Kram Da Lahad Thoro Thiaro Tha
Pa Khanda sho Raqeeban Zama Pa Qabar
Bia raghele da Imdada Jarave me,
Che Shendi Surki Gulan Zma Pa Qabar.
Ma pa yo zale sangsar ka che dama sham
Ma da stare jwand ozgarka che dama sham
Yo da meene pa muska bande sta sa zee
Lag me swe zra quarar ka che dama sham
Che nazar da shno au toro stargo maat she
Ma pa stargo ke khumar ka che dama sham.
Sa rangoona da mastai pre rawaregi,
Ma da spene ghare haar ka che dama shm.
Da Imdad zarge ghamono sta kAndar kro,
Rasha rasha ma pa dar ka che dama sham.
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar Andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal
te takhta ulat ke shah ban gaye

ainwain akh milayi dil de Andar
rafta rafta saah ban gaye

udhay abid patha mareenday rahay
udhay pathar ibadat gaah ban gaye

saaday pagal pan deyan sajdian tu
sach much kujh log khuda ban gaye
Agar dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A''A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k Andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
Challenge reply must.
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
AlaxAndar The Great
1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->
Sardar G DukAndar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

DukAndar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->
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