Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni
Punjabi Sms:
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da
Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai
Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!