Tussi itrande v bohat

Tussi itrande v bohat
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho
  

Jun, 11 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2580 views       Punjabi

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Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!
Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
labhdae ha saahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khavhara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara na main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
tenu dekh k suraj chadda,
khilde eh chan-taare,
tenu dekh k phool hasde,
gaunde eh panchi saare.
menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat lagdi hai,
eh bin badal barsaat bhi menu teri karamaat lagdi hai.
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary
Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry
Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v k
Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal
te takhta ulat ke shah ban gaye

ainwain akh milayi dil de andar
rafta rafta saah ban gaye

udhay abid patha mareenday rahay
udhay pathar ibadat gaah ban gaye

saaday pagal pan deyan sajdian tu
sach much kujh log khuda ban gaye
Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan