Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga
Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi
Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga
Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Tera mera jor v ki May ek gharib da putar, Tu ik afsar di tee. Tera mera jor v ki May te kokay pe sigrat ponka, Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee, Tera mera jor v ki May ek shirt no do do panwa, Tera sout ye panji tee, Tera mera jor v k
