Punjabi Sms

Punjabi Sms
Punjabi Sms:
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
  

Jun, 11 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2874 views       Punjabi

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Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.
Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal
te takhta ulat ke shah ban gaye

ainwain akh milayi dil de andar
rafta rafta saah ban gaye

udhay abid patha mareenday rahay
udhay pathar ibadat gaah ban gaye

saaday pagal pan deyan sajdian tu
sach much kujh log khuda ban gaye
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v k
Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan
*~ Baba Bhullay Shah ~*

Us Nal Yari Kadi Na Layo Jis Nu Apne Te Dharor Hove,

Maa Baap Nu Bura Na Akhiyoo Bhawan Lakh Uhna Da Kasoor Hove,

Bure Raste Kadi Na Jaiyo Chahe Knev Manzil Dor Hove,

Rah Jande Nu Dil Kadi Na Deyo Chah Lakh Moh Te Noor Hove,

Dosti Sirf uthe Kryo Jithe Dosti Nibahne Da Dastoor Hove.
GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez
Main Athwan (8) Ajooba (Osman,UrNamehere)Mera Naam !
Mere naal jaan nu teyar teri mehbooba
Jaan na pehchan, hun aan paigam
Kuriyan ne likhniyan chithiyan mere naam
Mera cell phone wajje hun subah sham
Main roj navi kuriyan de naal peena jaam
Desi kali te goriyan de naal meri sham
Jehri sabh toon sohni, meri raat ohde naam
Main Athwan (8) Ajooba Osman Mera Nam
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Asi dil dita tusi mobile dita, asi piyar di sim vich chalyi hai, keetay card load tuwaday armana de, vich hijar di batteri payi hai, teri yaad de signal full aanden, per call kadi nayi aayi hai.
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..