Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai
Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi
ek pal na kade bhulaya assi
bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai
mein taaz banava kidae laie
meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai meenu
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
