Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2445 views       Punjabi

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Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,
Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,
Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,P
ar har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.
Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,
sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,
kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,
kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.
Punjabi Sms:
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
kurri kardi Ey hun nakhray
rehndy Ey wakhri wakhri
nah koi sajjan sada nah koi beli
kon suny saddy dukhry?
assan usnoon udeekdy rehndy
rondy tey cheekhdy rehndy
usnoon koi parwa nahein
oh lagdi saddy rah nahein
Assi gaiy piyar wich jakry
kurri kardi Ey hun nakhray
rehndy Ey wakhri wakhri
pakha chalda hawa deinda,
pakha chalda hawa deinda,
na chalda na deinda.ha ha ha
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal....
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada.....
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.
Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!