Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2083 views       Punjabi

more Punjabi SMS Messages

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
akhan lard diya nein pyar honda aey, aeh kee khaid yaar honda wey,

jeh chalda wus tey landa jind na terey, par har kissey dey kol kadoon ihtiar honda wey
Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,

Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,

Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,

Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.
Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Sano ishq dy wich bayhaal
na kar,

Sadi zaat da zara khyaal
tay kar,

ik message kar dy sajna way,


Bayshak sano tu call na kar... ;->
Bara ishq ishq tu karna ain,
Kadi ishq da gunjal khol te sai,
Tenu mitti vich na rol devay,
Do pyar dy bol,
bol te sai,
Sukh ghat tey dard hazar milan,
Kadi ishq nu takri tol te sai,
Teri hasdi akh v pij javay,
Kadi sanon andron phoul te sai,
Tere pyar wich jind rol devan,
Tu smajh menu Anmol te sai.
Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL
Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan
Tare waal waal wich joun
Iddy soony pair ne tare
Te Hathiee Jidda moun
Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main
Talli thalle milan da wada
ohne keeta si
jithe ohne talli dassi
oothe te khajoor a
aide vich tusi dasso
mera ki kasoor a.....?