Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2028 views       Punjabi

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Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan
Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.
lakh chupaya asi pyar duniya ton,
hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda,
jee laye asi bahut dar dar ke,
hun na ae dil kise ton darda,
aj dus dena mein sari duniya nu,
ki mein tere te marda.
jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo
Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo
oooooy... bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5
mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra....
bolo tara ra ra....
O mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.....
jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.
me mangi se maut rabb toh, usne menu pyaar ch pa ditta..
Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di SAKODA car hove,
naal rakhia malwe da hathiar hove,
kha ke kali nagni
akha vich bahar hove,
hik de jor utte,
banayi sade bapu ne sarkar howe.
IK HOR SHOUNK TERE YAAR DA,bullet piche bethi
CHANDIGARH di sohni mutiar hove
Tharki Crow...

Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pain ji kainda c o,

MORAL:
Kuri to pehly dekho uda peyo... ;->
Tamanna bus aini a ki ohda pyar mile,

izhaar me kra te ohda ikraar mile.

Bus ek vaar oh kehde k soch k dasange,

fir bhave is marjane nu saat janma da INTZAAR mile.
Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!