Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2100 views       Punjabi

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Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,
Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...
kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho
koi aeho jeha karam kama dewa, nawein jindrdi terey la dewan,

merey naal mohabt too kardee raho,tey mein dhukhredy saarey bhulla dewan
Sun kan khol ke :

Saadi sadhran di suki phulwari wich,

kad meeh ban k tu barsengi,

ajj gall karan nu nakhre kardi aa,

kade vekhan nu v tarsenge .
Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!
tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera,
khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera,
tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda
GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band
Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare
Kini Khushi Si Usde Aaun Di,
Kinna Dukh Hai Ve Usde Jaan Lageya,
Dil Sadda Pehla Hi C Mom Warga,
IK Oh Vi Ro Piya Sanu Hasaun Lagya……..!!!
pakha chalda hawa deinda,
pakha chalda hawa deinda,
na chalda na deinda.ha ha ha
akhan lard diya nein pyar honda aey, aeh kee khaid yaar honda wey,

jeh chalda wus tey landa jind na terey, par har kissey dey kol kadoon ihtiar honda wey