Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.

Jun, 10 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 1929 views Punjabi

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Jo assar hai akh

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

O mere Dil de c

O mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.....

Santa- Miss call kisnu

Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL

ONCE there was a

ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

Main Bahut Batameez,

Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez

Bara Ishq Ishq Tu

Bara Ishq Ishq Tu
Karna Aiin
Kadi Ishq Da Gunjal
Khol Te Sai
Tenu MittiVich Na Rol
Devay
Do Pyar De Bol
Bol Te Sai
Sukh Ghat Te Dar
Hazar Milan
Kadi Ishq Nu Takri Tol
Te Sai
Teri Hasdi Ankh v Pij
Javay
Kadi Sanoo Andro''n
Phul Te Sai
Tere Pyar Vich Jind
Rol Devan
Tu Samajh Me

Mere Ishq De Wich

Mere Ishq De Wich
Mashook Na Ho
Nahi Aj Tak Ghalat
Nigah Keeti

Teri Har Mulaqat Main
Aenj Keeti
Jivaa''n MOOSA Naal
KHUDA Keeti

Nahi Fark Keeta Teri
Pooja Wich
Nahi Khatria''n Di
Parwah Keeti

Ek Tenu "Rab" Nahi
Keh Sakda
Baaqi saari Rasam Ada
Keeti ..

(Bulleh Shah)

Aaj vo humse jannat

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Jidon CHAND di CHANDI

¤-Jidon CHAND di CHANDI muk javay...

¤-Jidon NEHAR da PANI sukh javay...

¤-Jidon HAR dharkan RUK javay...

¤-Koi PATTA charna jadon BHUL javay...

¤-Jidon SURAJ charna BHUL javay...

"TAY SAMAJ LAI ASI TENU BHUL GAYE AYAN..."

*MISS*
*U*
*INNA*
*TUSSI*
*SOCHAYA*
*NA*
*JINNA*

(SACHHI MUCHHI)

na rakh bas mohab

na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,

jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,
apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey

Main Aadmi anokhaa

Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala,
jithy gaddi no rokan Othy kurian da jalla,
Sdd-aa sachian dy nall lawan sachi dilon yari,
Jary dil dy joothy Ona daa munh kalaa,
Nally din-rat piwan main bang karan main shor,
Mery to tang Rab mera paioo na jany kyon,
Ik din ay ga zaroor khusain da jery Lang-gay yaar,
Utoon neewon dendy awaaz menu ke....
Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala!

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