Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2378 views       Punjabi

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kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.
Sun kan khol ke :

Saadi sadhran di suki phulwari wich,

kad meeh ban k tu barsengi,

ajj gall karan nu nakhre kardi aa,

kade vekhan nu v tarsenge .
koi rakshay ruk jandey
koi rakshay ruk jandey

sajan wee chad jandey jadoon paiasay muk jandey
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal
te takhta ulat ke shah ban gaye

ainwain akh milayi dil de andar
rafta rafta saah ban gaye

udhay abid patha mareenday rahay
udhay pathar ibadat gaah ban gaye

saaday pagal pan deyan sajdian tu
sach much kujh log khuda ban gaye
Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle
thoda ro lain dai
shayad aa javae tera supna
thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,
lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.
Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,
kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)
Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,

par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda.

Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,

sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning