Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2115 views       Punjabi

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jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.
Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi
ek pal na kade bhulaya assi
bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai
mein taaz banava kidae laie
meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai meenu
¤-Jidon CHAND di CHANDI muk javay...

¤-Jidon NEHAR da PANI sukh javay...

¤-Jidon HAR dharkan RUK javay...

¤-Koi PATTA charna jadon BHUL javay...

¤-Jidon SURAJ charna BHUL javay...

"TAY SAMAJ LAI ASI TENU BHUL GAYE AYAN..."

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*U*
*INNA*
*TUSSI*
*SOCHAYA*
*NA*
*JINNA*

(SACHHI MUCHHI)
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
teno kehna wan k sohneya kar ghalan pyar diya, jedi dil sardey o gal na kar,


j merey nal mohabt wey tenu tey theek wey,nayeen tey khtam kar a masla eanooo hal na kar
Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v k
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
har sa nal tera na lawan,
mein aj kal tera na lawan,

aihdey ton wud meri nayeen tamanna,
mein har pal tera na lawan
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Teri AKHAN! akhan jiwen botlan shraab diyan
ZULFAN! zulfan ch khushbo gulaab di
TOR! Teri tor jiwen morni di tor
Tere baad main rabb toon magna nai kuj hor
Aaja aaja meri oor, Mere dil di tu chor
Nale sapnian di rani, Tere wargi nai koi hor
Kuriyan hazar, Kisse di nai majal
Paya tu akhan da jaal, Dilwaliyan da bura haal
Pyar de, Mainu pyar day de
Ek wari nahin Wari wari day de
Hoke jagg toon begana, Tere gunn main gana
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Gay

Wal Vi Dil De Karib Thi Gay

Meikko Jo sms vini Karainde

Paisay Muk Gay ya Ghareeb Thi Ga
tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera,
khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera,
tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda