Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.

Jun, 10 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2246 views Punjabi

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INTERESTING STORY:-

INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...

Je sajan mill dey

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal....
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada.....
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.

Anni vi majburi changi

Anni vi majburi changi nahi hundi,

DosTi vich duri changi nahi hundi,

Kadi kadi sanu milya vi kro,

Har vale sms naal gal puri nahi hundi :->

Tu ki nahi kitta

Tu ki nahi kitta sanu mitti vich millaun layi,
Tere nall layean c mai umran tak nibhaun layi.
Rajni Tera har vada pal vich tut geya,
Tera Bikram us pal vich muk geya..

jay Rab milda Natain

jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo
Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...

peyyar dey side

peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
Es Bemarri ka naam haiy Lovetariya.

Asi dil dita tusi

Asi dil dita tusi mobile dita, asi piyar di sim vich chalyi hai, keetay card load tuwaday armana de, vich hijar di batteri payi hai, teri yaad de signal full aanden, per call kadi nayi aayi hai.

hazeena jai tu men

hazeena jai tu menu milina
main marjana fer tu roina
saanu chad kai calgary jaina
fer saadi yaad wich jindagi gawayina

ik ghunah mera

ik ghunah mera maan peyo weikhey tey dewey desan kala,
tey lakh ghunah mera Allah weikhey tey oo pardey pawan wala

Ishq ishq ta har koi

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Yaad De Sahary Mainy

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary
Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry
Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!

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