Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     1995 views       Punjabi

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Tumhari YadKi Dunia Mian Din Sari Raat Karoon
Kici Ki Bat ChalyMain Tumhari Bat Karoon
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!
Entha onnu vilikathe?
Engane pinangan
mathram jnan enthu
thettu cheythu?
1000 Sorry
Sathyamayum jnan
ariyatheyanu ninte
Vaalil chavittiyathu....
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Why Pappu Cant Dance?
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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.

Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus

Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)
Tamanna bus aini a ki ohda pyar mile,

izhaar me kra te ohda ikraar mile.

Bus ek vaar oh kehde k soch k dasange,

fir bhave is marjane nu saat janma da INTZAAR mile.
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita
tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera,
khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera,
tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda
Lami Raat Firaaq di...
Jiven Thandi Sill...
Charheya Chan Aasman te...
Kunban laga Dil.....!
Tu ki nahi kitta sanu mitti vich millaun layi,
Tere nall layean c mai umran tak nibhaun layi.
Rajni Tera har vada pal vich tut geya,
Tera Bikram us pal vich muk geya..
Bhul Ja, Bhul ja
Ya te meri zindgi ch aa ke rul ja
te tera mera nahion hona guzara
te loki mainu aakhde aawara
Bhul Ja, Bhul Ja