Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2308 views       Punjabi

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teno kehna wan k sohneya kar ghalan pyar diya, jedi dil sardey o gal na kar,


j merey nal mohabt wey tenu tey theek wey,nayeen tey khtam kar a masla eanooo hal na kar
Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main tere
mooh vich firda.

Kude : Aagar thora vadda banaya hunda te flush vich firda.
jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda !
Mainu paise nashe naal pyar mere apneyan nu mere te ni aiebaar
Nale mere yarran da bhangg da karobaar
Assin din chipe te sari raat gharon bahar
Fir navan din navin raat, navin kuriyan da saath
Raat gyi, Baat gyi, Kon rakhda hisaab
Chata awaara main appi muhon kehnda
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda
Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,
sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,
kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,
kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan
Kade Yaad Na Kita Uhne Sanu,
Assi Hi Apni Yaad Dawayi Gaye,
Kinj Kara Aitbaar Zindgi Da,
Jad Apne Hi Sanu Bhulayi Gaye,
Sade Nal Hoyi Bekadri Par,
Asssi Apna FARZ Nibhayi Gaye….!!!!!!!
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Rahy Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
Fcs Mbbs Masters Kar K Ki Hasil
Dahi Pallay Di Rehri La Le Changa Ray Ga