Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2528 views       Punjabi

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a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor
sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...Maino msg Phaij
Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!
Majbooriyan de naal aayian zindgi ch dooriyan
Dooriyan de naal hoyian khushiyan adhoriyan
Shraab kissy cheez da elaaj nahin
Zindagi saza nahin, kis wely hona ki kisy nu pata nai
Bhang p k kadi koi jitteya ni jangg
Jadon duniya de meleyan toon ho jao tangg!! Odon Lailo meri Salah!
Meri zindgi ch Aaaiyan mushkilan batheriyan,
Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!!!
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!
peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
Es Bemarri ka naam haiy Lovetariya.
wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,
aik e chatkay wich ud pud janda a,
baad chon keng sambhal da a tey o e janda,
lagda a jidon dard dil nu,
othay ki insan tey ki puwan khilar khular janda a
Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga
Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi
Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga
Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga

(Preet)
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
koi rakshay ruk jandey
koi rakshay ruk jandey

sajan wee chad jandey jadoon paiasay muk jandey
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna