Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2460 views       Punjabi

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Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni
¤-Jidon CHAND di CHANDI muk javay...

¤-Jidon NEHAR da PANI sukh javay...

¤-Jidon HAR dharkan RUK javay...

¤-Koi PATTA charna jadon BHUL javay...

¤-Jidon SURAJ charna BHUL javay...

"TAY SAMAJ LAI ASI TENU BHUL GAYE AYAN..."

*MISS*
*U*
*INNA*
*TUSSI*
*SOCHAYA*
*NA*
*JINNA*

(SACHHI MUCHHI)
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde,
dil mere nu pathhar karde,
seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda,
usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
Main Athwan (8) Ajooba (Osman,UrNamehere)Mera Naam !
Mere naal jaan nu teyar teri mehbooba
Jaan na pehchan, hun aan paigam
Kuriyan ne likhniyan chithiyan mere naam
Mera cell phone wajje hun subah sham
Main roj navi kuriyan de naal peena jaam
Desi kali te goriyan de naal meri sham
Jehri sabh toon sohni, meri raat ohde naam
Main Athwan (8) Ajooba Osman Mera Nam
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.
zakham inne gehre c ki izhaar ki karde,

asi khud nishaana ban gaye c waar ki karde,

dil kadd ke tere kadma''ch rakh ditta,

hun tu hi das iss ton wad tera satkaar ki karde..
Tu ki nahi kitta sanu mitti vich millaun layi,
Tere nall layean c mai umran tak nibhaun layi.
Rajni Tera har vada pal vich tut geya,
Tera Bikram us pal vich muk geya..
Jad meri chita ballae gi
tai aasma lal hovaega
tussi khafan chuk kai
vekhna hotha tai twada
hi na hovae ga
Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma

"Sagar"

Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P

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Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D
PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR
IS PANI NU KOI HOR VI PEENDA HEGA
ZINDGI THODAE DIN DI HAI HAS KAI JIYA
KAR TENU VEKH KOI HOR VI ZINNDA HEGA
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....