Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2191 views       Punjabi

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Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita
Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor
Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,
lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.
Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,
kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Teri AKHAN! akhan jiwen botlan shraab diyan
ZULFAN! zulfan ch khushbo gulaab di
TOR! Teri tor jiwen morni di tor
Tere baad main rabb toon magna nai kuj hor
Aaja aaja meri oor, Mere dil di tu chor
Nale sapnian di rani, Tere wargi nai koi hor
Kuriyan hazar, Kisse di nai majal
Paya tu akhan da jaal, Dilwaliyan da bura haal
Pyar de, Mainu pyar day de
Ek wari nahin Wari wari day de
Hoke jagg toon begana, Tere gunn main gana
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Punjabi Sms:
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda !
Mainu paise nashe naal pyar mere apneyan nu mere te ni aiebaar
Nale mere yarran da bhangg da karobaar
Assin din chipe te sari raat gharon bahar
Fir navan din navin raat, navin kuriyan da saath
Raat gyi, Baat gyi, Kon rakhda hisaab
Chata awaara main appi muhon kehnda
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda
zakham inne gehre c ki izhaar ki karde,

asi khud nishaana ban gaye c waar ki karde,

dil kadd ke tere kadma''ch rakh ditta,

hun tu hi das iss ton wad tera satkaar ki karde..
Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,.
hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.
Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan
Anni vi majburi changi nahi hundi,

DosTi vich duri changi nahi hundi,

Kadi kadi sanu milya vi kro,

Har vale sms naal gal puri nahi hundi :->