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Masjid ki deewar pe

Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye

Bathmeez

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
BAndar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

Girls Psychology!!!!

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: ChAndarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Sardar Dharakt pe

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bAndar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bAndar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Ghanti Baji

BAndar ne Mobile Uthaya

Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai

HMmm

Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?

Mujay pata hay is waqt

Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay

hath men b pakra huwa hay

us ko daba b rahay ho

tumen sharam nahi ati

Andar dalo apna MOBILE

sardar ka RADIO kharab

sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to Andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!

Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN

born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN

Born in 0cean SAMAndar KHAN

Born in garden GUL khan

&

when Born in a BUS New khan.

Mein tumko Chand

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko BAndar keh Dun

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Magar ?

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai

Tum aChe

Tum

aChe

Sache

pYare

ImAndar

SamAJdar

AqalmAnD

shareeF

logon se
dur rehna!!

Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p

Jaamia Hafsa ki

Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik Andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa ShAndar Nahi Hota.....

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