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Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
why ???

Pata Nhi ??

Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..

why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc

Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....

Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc

Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....

Why Does Adnan Sami

why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila???

Think?

Think?

Think?

Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''

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Why Did Scientist Install

why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?

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.
.
.
Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!

Why Is The Mind

why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?

Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.

Man To Pathan:

Man To Pathan:
why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Q: why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?

A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<

Why Does D Baa

why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?

Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
.

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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!

Why Can A Man Not Be

why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....

Because He Would Be A

Woman Then ... ;->

Why Did Lady Throw

why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

Bcoz..

Baba Ramdev Said

"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

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