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op 8 Reasons

op 8 Reasons
why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->

To Ask For Their Money Back.

Question. why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

Why Do All Cricket

why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?

Coz Its A Match. Got It Man

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

A hindhu in USA

Why Memons are

why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)

Why Do People Say

why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???

Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->

Why Do We Dress Baby

why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->

A Man Was Injected

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
why ... ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

If a baby is born

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

PHYSICS TEACHER

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

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