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Priety apne

Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... why cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!

Priety apne

Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... why cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!

Ever wonder why

Ever wonder why

the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?

why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?

why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?

why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?

Q:why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!

Father: Why did you

Father: why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->

Why We Dont Study

why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?

coz

Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->

Once an Ant

Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?

Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)

Why has the government.

why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?

Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!

Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

10 Dogs Were

10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked

why r You Running . . . ? ? ?

The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Q: why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Think...

No?

A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!

Why are the Egyptian

why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...

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