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Shakespare Said

Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez

Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?

why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?

Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?

All False

Girls Look Beautifull Because

Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .

Teacher:

Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?

Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed

Why Did God Created Gap

why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?

Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->

Q: Why do boys go to temples?

Q: why do boys go to temples?
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Becoz temple is the only place where they can find..

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Pooja
Bhakti
Prarthana
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Tripti
Deepti
Durga
Saraswati
Lakshmi
parvati

Youngistaan se kabristan...

Youngistaan se kabristan...
why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better

I Was Standing In The Park

I Was Standing In The Park

Wondering why Frisbees Got Bigger

As They Get Closer . . .

Then

It Hit Me . . . ;->

Night Was Dark

Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy

He Told In Her Ear

DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->

Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

Never Attend A Class

Never Attend A Class

why ... ? ? ?

John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)

Why Do We Close Our Eyes

why Do We Close Our Eyes

When We Pray

When We Cry

When We Dream

When We Miss Sum One

Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!

Judge:Why Did U

Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...

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