why SMS Messages393 messages

Husband1: why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
Do You Know why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..




Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
why Baba
Remove Ur Simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha
why Does Police Always

Reaches Late At The Crime?






Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...


Pair Nahi..
Yesterday In My Dream You

Were Counting Lot Of Money.



But



I Dint Understand why You Were Sitting In Front Of Temple.
why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????







Who Says They Are Acting?
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Ohh LORD ...

You Were So Generous To Make Such Lovely Things Like Girls ....

Then

why Did You Have To Make Them In

WIVES ... ;->
why Is A River Rich?



























































































Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!
Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess why ???













Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
why Is A Lecturer Greater

As Compared To A Mother?

Because A Mother

Can Put Only One Child To

Sleep But A Lecturer

Can Put The

Whole Class To Sleep.:-P