Customer :
waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.
waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer :
waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.
waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.
Customer :
waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.
waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer :
waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a
waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer :
waiter, this soup tastes funny.
waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
