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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .


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Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go


4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

HAMMAD: Take This Card.

waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card

HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!


If Time Doesn''t wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .



If Time Doesn''t wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

waitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.


CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?


waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->
Customer Shouted:

"waiter , waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
Jaan
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Jaan



Jaan


Jaan
Jaan chor do meri


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Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye


mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->