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Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
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ThAt''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
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A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "wait PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!