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Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
we Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

Sardar & Wife Waitin

Sardar & wife waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.

Sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To wife"

U Get In when PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"

Santa: Mujhe

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMw Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMw Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti wife..

Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

Santa- V Need A

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

Santa- Oh Den,we Need A River Too!

Santa-Tum Meri Shad

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

Tech: jab bijli chamkti

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?

Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

Santa: B0llywo0d

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

Santa Banta Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

Santa ko police

Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha

Teacher

Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?

Santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?

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