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Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

SANTA Film Dekhn

SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke wapas Aa Gaya..

Q
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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "

1st Sardar

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"wA HAYAT"

"wahayat"

Intelligent Santas

Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)

Wen Im Dead

wen Im Dead
Ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..
wen Im Dead,
Ull Send Flowers,
But I wont See,
Send Dem Now, Instead..
wen I M Dead,
Ull Say words Of Praise,But I wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
wen I M Dead,
U Ll 4get My Faults,
But I wont Know,
4get Dem Now, INSTEAD...!

chahat main

chahat main...

qurbat ki khatir...

chura kar...

vasl lamhon ki raanai...

wo phair leta hai nigahain...

aur de jata hai...

lambi hilr ki saatain...

Badalti rut ka ishara

Badalti rut ka ishara dekhte hain

Ab kaise ho ga guzara dekhte hain

Muhabbat ki yeh rasam bhi kitni ajeeb hai

Jaane wale palat kar dobara dekhte hain

Doobne waale doobne se zara pehle

Aik ummeed par kinara dekhte hain

Teri Khudaai se gilah hone lagta hai

Jab duniya men koi be-sahara dekhte hain

Kya muhabbat hamain bhi raas aaye gi
"Sajid"

Aao apna apna sitara dekhte hain.

A Very Sad Quote..

A Very Sad Quote..
By A True Frnd..

"when i Die,
Dont Come Near My Body,
Bcuz My Hands May Not Come to wipe UR Tears Off That Time"

Successful People

Successful People Always
Have 2 Things In Their Lips,
Smile & Silence.!
Keep Always
All The Best

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