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Banta: why Is The Police Nicknamed

"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.

Some1 wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"

Sardar:I''ve Pain

Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

Santa - Woh Ladki

Santa - woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar was Sleeping In Bed Room wit His wife
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For what R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep with His wife..

Wats D Diff

wats D Diff. B/w Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.

Sardar : May I Come

Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : wait Please...

Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!

Salsman-Which

Salsman-which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA''S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Sardar 1st Time

Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

Banta Singh:

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

when Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

Teacher: What Is Th

Teacher: what Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->

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