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Riddle 4 u !

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.

1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit

2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10

3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1

4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14

5.sum of all the five digit make 30.

Find the pin code
Let see how is your math...? ;->
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?

Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe K



LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
Sardar was Sleeping In His

Bed Room with His wife











why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.



Let Him Sleep with His wife
Santa was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"
Santa: what Is The weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 watts Bulb!!
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
what Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
wrong Number!
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle
Santa Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I was waiting 4 U

Yesterday whole Day

In The Post Office...."