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Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

Teacher: How Do

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"wIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage we Sleep with "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
we Sleep with
Our
"wIFE

Ek Sardar 2 A Man

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

Man sees Sardar

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

Sardar Found A

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar with The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Teacher - How Do

Teacher - How Do
You Spell "wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
wrong !!

Santa - That''s what
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->

A man jumped

A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In water" ;->

Judge: Y U''ve Stole

Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->

Santa Was Walking

Santa was walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

Nurse - Mubarak Ho

Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - wah g wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->

Santa: Why Do Girls

Santa: why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

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