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Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI waQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn wo JawaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : woH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To write The Medicine.

That was My Signature.
wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Sardar wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & wINDOwS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS wORD Nw He wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling wINDOwS ... ;->
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 who Earns..!
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes when She
Comes Back Evry1 was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me wapis Pee Gya ... "
Teacher 2 Santa : wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.