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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEsT.
A person who sURRENDERs when not sURE,
is WIsE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUsBAND.!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna see u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………


Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam


Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANs use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..


Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D


Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p