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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your seat
Banta singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta singh : You appoint me

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.

santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked santa, “How far is land”?
santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
santa: Downwards!

Preeto 2 maid:

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He

santa singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Banta owned a factory.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Salesman:This computer will

salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Q:- Why does sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

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