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Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Munna Bhai:-

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

I don’t make jokes.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

In politics,

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

A promising young man

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Bantas advise:-

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHIsPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

An astronomer was

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
santa singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

seeing that santa singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

American: In our country ,

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

santa: In India, it is only with a female

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